ARCHIVES > July, 2006
Last week, Jessica Simpson was going crazy in a bikini and now she’s getting all hot and bothered in public. I don’t know what’s causing these sexual outbursts (I’m pretty sure it’s not her hairstylist Ken Paves) but why question it. Let’s just hope it continues and spreads like wildfire throughout Hollywood.
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is taking good care of herself after her recent bout with “heat exhaustion“ considering she’s once again parading herself in a bikini. Unfortunately for me, this is not good news because it’s exhausting having to write about her all the time. Now if by chance you don’t see any posts tomorrow, it’s because I’m getting treated at the hospital and not because I was out partying.
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She was once Pamela Anderson Lee. Now actress Pamela Anderson is Mrs. Kid Rock. The former Baywatch babe wed the rock star Saturday in St. Tropez, Anderson’s spokeswoman, Ann Gurrola, told The Associated Press.
Two weeks ago, Pamela Anderson told the world she was getting married to Kid Rock through her website. Well, this past Saturday, she finally tied the knot. I’m glad that she didn’t have the same type of wedding ceremony she had with Tommy Lee and opted for a change. This time, she got married on a yacht in a bikini, whereas with Tommy, she got married on a beach in a bikini. It’s nice to see her class it up a notch because it’s never good to follow the same steps that failed your previous marriage. Hopefully, these positive changes will continue and the next sex tape will have a little more romance.
Now I would never have thought of the idea of putting Brittany Murphy and Maria Menounos together in one fantasy but I just want to thank the premiere of ‘Talladega Nights‘ and their synchronized arrival timing for making this pleasurable experience come into fruition.
I have no clue how Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel. I don’t find her remotely attractive and these pictures of her in a bikini have left me questioning the authenticity of her ass. It doesn’t look real. In all my years and experience with women’s buttocks, I have never ever seen one quite shaped like that but then again I never hit up girls that look like dudes.
Not only is Nicky Hilton gross because she smokes cigarettes, she’s gross because she’s wearing a bikini and smoking while in the pool. Now kids, listen well. If you want to have a hot body like Jessica Alba, Stacy Keibler, Jessica Simpson, or Petra Nemcova and NOT like Nicky Hilton, stay away from the cigarettes. Sorry to make this a public service announcement but it’s needed if we want future hotties.
Breaking News! Eva Longoria Goes To Sea World! (The Bastardly)
Here’s Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of the new Woody Allen comedy Scoop in which she plays a really, really, really, really pretty girl, like she does in all her other movies. Now, you can’t go wrong putting Scarlett‘s face on the big screen because her presence is spellbinding. However, it makes you forget that she can actually act since every time I watch one of her films, I go off into a dreamlike state where Scarlett is telling me that we were meant for each other and that we belong together and that if I come to her next movie, she promises to show me her beautiful breasts. It gets me every time.