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July 31st, 2006

Mel Gibson Likes Speeding in Malibu (A Socialite’s Life)
Heidi Klum‘s Sexy Pictures From Jane Magazine (Egotastic!)

Are Nicole Richie Nude Pics Heading To The Web? (IDLYITW)
Paris Hilton Goes Back To Her Greek Ex (Hollywood Rag)

Mischa Barton‘s Boyfriend Is Manly (Pink is the new Blog)
Tori Spelling‘s Free Porn 4 Life (Dlisted)

Tara Reid‘s Hot New Bird Look (Popsugar)
Angelina Jolie‘s First Flight (Just Jared)

Breaking News! Rachel Bilson Alone At JFK (The Bastardly)
Mary-Kate Olsen In 40 years (City Rag)

Jack Black‘s Heat Vision and Jack (Popoholic)
Letterman to Mediate Hilton-Richie Armistice (CelebNewsWire)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Fergie’s New Music Video – London Bridge
A Brittany Murphy Picture Moment
Heather Locklear Ruins A See-Through Moment

Last week, Jessica Simpson was going crazy in a bikini and now she’s getting all hot and bothered in public. I don’t know what’s causing these sexual outbursts (I’m pretty sure it’s not her hairstylist Ken Paves) but why question it. Let’s just hope it continues and spreads like wildfire throughout Hollywood.

Daily Tuna

July 31st, 2006

-This car goes from fast to ridiculous in .33 seconds
-Jennifer Love Hewitt in a sexy dress
-Quick Change Artists on America’s Got Talent
-Amazing Cheerleaders 2

-Hooters Swimsuit Pageant Pictures
-Everyone’s favorite: Bai Ling
-Carmen Electra and Jordan together
-South Beach Bikini/Lingerie Show

More Tuna:
Jennifer Ellison Video
Denise Richards Striptease Video
Kim Smith Sexy Video

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Exhausting

July 31st, 2006

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is taking good care of herself after her recent bout with “heat exhaustion“ considering she’s once again parading herself in a bikini. Unfortunately for me, this is not good news because it’s exhausting having to write about her all the time. Now if by chance you don’t see any posts tomorrow, it’s because I’m getting treated at the hospital and not because I was out partying.

Photos courtesy of X17Online.com

Pamela Anderson And Kid Rock Tie The Knot

July 31st, 2006

She was once Pamela Anderson Lee. Now actress Pamela Anderson is Mrs. Kid Rock. The former Baywatch babe wed the rock star Saturday in St. Tropez, Anderson’s spokeswoman, Ann Gurrola, told The Associated Press.
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Two weeks ago, Pamela Anderson told the world she was getting married to Kid Rock through her website. Well, this past Saturday, she finally tied the knot. I’m glad that she didn’t have the same type of wedding ceremony she had with Tommy Lee and opted for a change. This time, she got married on a yacht in a bikini, whereas with Tommy, she got married on a beach in a bikini. It’s nice to see her class it up a notch because it’s never good to follow the same steps that failed your previous marriage. Hopefully, these positive changes will continue and the next sex tape will have a little more romance.

A Holly Valance Picture Moment

July 31st, 2006

Holly Valance Pics 1
Holly Valance Pics 2
Holly Valance Naughty Girl Video
Holly Valance Kiss Kiss Video
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

July 28th, 2006

At 38, Stephanie Seymour‘s Body Is Rockin’ (Egotastic!)
Mel Gibson Arrested For Drunk Driving (Pink is the new Blog)

Pam Anderson Has Two Words For You: “Champagne” (IDLYITW)
Gwen Stefani‘s Clothing Clash (Hollywood Rag)

A Love Letter to Blohan (Dlisted)
Jason Statham Gets Cranked (Just Jared)

Beyonce Learns How To Kiss (A Socialite’s Life)
Drew Is Taking Up Poker (Popsugar)

Celebrity DNA For sale (City Rag)
Breaking News! Adriana Lima A Traitor To Brazil! (The Bastardly)

Samuel L. Jackson Wants A Part in Sin City (Popoholic)
Travel Back In Time”¦..INTERNET Time (Horny Oyster)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
The Latest On Jenna Jameson
Alyssa Milano’s Nipple Are A Grand Slam
Victoria Beckham’s Breast Shot Of The Day

Brittany Murphy & Maria Menounos Make A Great Pair

July 28th, 2006

Now I would never have thought of the idea of putting Brittany Murphy and Maria Menounos together in one fantasy but I just want to thank the premiere of ‘Talladega Nights‘ and their synchronized arrival timing for making this pleasurable experience come into fruition.

Daily Tuna

July 28th, 2006

-David Hasselhoff just made the best video of all-time
-Sexy Christina Milian live pictures
-This is a yoga class I want to attend
-Marie Antoinette Trailer

-I heard of fluffers but umbrella girls?
-Amanda Beard – World’s sexiest athlete”¦but”¦
-Top 10 celebrity see throughs
-Howard Stern tickles a hot blond

More Tuna:
Stacy Keibler Schoolgirl Video
Mariah Carey Shake It Off Video (live)
Petra Nemcova Swimsuit Video

Gisele Bundchen’s Ass Looks Planted

July 28th, 2006

I have no clue how Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel. I don’t find her remotely attractive and these pictures of her in a bikini have left me questioning the authenticity of her ass. It doesn’t look real. In all my years and experience with women’s buttocks, I have never ever seen one quite shaped like that but then again I never hit up girls that look like dudes.

Smoking Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures

July 28th, 2006

Not only is Nicky Hilton gross because she smokes cigarettes, she’s gross because she’s wearing a bikini and smoking while in the pool. Now kids, listen well. If you want to have a hot body like Jessica Alba, Stacy Keibler, Jessica Simpson, or Petra Nemcova and NOT like Nicky Hilton, stay away from the cigarettes. Sorry to make this a public service announcement but it’s needed if we want future hotties.

The Pussycat Dolls Picture Moment

July 27th, 2006

Video- The Pussycat Dolls Buttons
Video- The Pussycat Dolls Don’t Cha (Live)
Denise Richards Is One Scary Pussycat Doll
Pamela Anderson Is A Pussycat Doll
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

July 27th, 2006

They Killed Kenny (Roger‘s Face) (City Rag)
Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized for “Exhaustion” (Egotastic!)

Halle Berry Might Be Pregnant (IDLYITW)
Justin Timberlake Supports Lance Bass (Hollywood Rag)

This Is What Janet Jackson Calls Music? (Popsugar)
Hillary Clinton‘s Bust On Display (A Socialite’s Life)

KFed: The New Face Of Five Star Clothing (Pink is the new Blog)
Britney Is A Miserable Person (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston Has Perfect Legs (Just Jared)
The Simpsons Movie Footage (Popoholic)

Breaking News! Eva Longoria Goes To Sea World! (The Bastardly)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Elizabeth Hurley Is Boobalicious
Stacy Keibler Is Flawless
A Rosario Dawson Picture Moment

Scoop: Scarlett Johansson Is Pretty

July 27th, 2006

Here’s Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of the new Woody Allen comedy Scoop in which she plays a really, really, really, really pretty girl, like she does in all her other movies. Now, you can’t go wrong putting Scarlett‘s face on the big screen because her presence is spellbinding. However, it makes you forget that she can actually act since every time I watch one of her films, I go off into a dreamlike state where Scarlett is telling me that we were meant for each other and that we belong together and that if I come to her next movie, she promises to show me her beautiful breasts. It gets me every time.