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August 31st, 2006

John Travolta Is Friendly (IDLYITW)
Scarlett Johansson Is Too Sexy For Critics (Egotastic!)

Lance & Paris!?! (Dlisted)
Courtney Love‘s Night of Passion (Hollywood Rag)

Are You Ready For Some Fergie? (A Socialite’s Life)
For The Ladies: Marcus Schenkenberg! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Aniston‘s Music Man (Just Jared)
Maggie Loves Melons (Popsugar)

Paris Hilton Is A Prissy Bird (City Rag)
Coco Lee & Her Pimp Ice T @ 2006 MTV VMAs (The Bastardly)

Jessica Biel Leaves Her Yoga Class (Yeeeah!)
Optimus Prime Finally Revealed (Popoholic)

50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances (Horny Oyster)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Beyonce Has A New Name, Rihanna
Someone Please Dress Mariah Carey
Avril Lavigne’s Ass Was Made For Riding
Elle “The Bod” Macpherson’s Body

Scarlett Johansson And Her Latest F.A.D.D*

August 31st, 2006

First of all, I like to say that Scarlett Johansson is absolutely gorgeous here at ‘The Black Dahlia‘ photocall. However, I’ve noticed a growing epidemic affecting Hollywood‘s hottest stars and that’s a case of some very bad fashion sense. You know, a few months ago I used to love writing about how nice Jessica Simpson‘s breasts looked in a tight top or how sweet Jessica Alba‘s ass fit into a pair of jeans but now ladies fashion is getting worse and worse everyday. Take Scarlett and Mia Kirshner for example. What the hell am I supposed to write here?! That the colour of Mia‘s dress is a nice shade of blue or that Scarlett‘s shorts make her legs look long and lean. It’s enough already! If this trend continues, where hot girls wear ugly clothes, the next thing you know we’ll be living in Bizarro World where the Oprah Winfreys and Rosie O’Donnells will be the ones dressing slutty and I’ll be writing a BBW appreciation blog.

*Fashion Attention Deficit Disorder

Daily Tuna

August 31st, 2006

-Rosario Dawson is my type of girl
-Hot Napster ad
-Street Bucket Drummers In Chicago
-Crazy Guy At City Council

-The most popular girl on Myspace: Tila Tequila
-Here’s one way to sell a product
-Maria Sharapova picture gallery
-Get an Xbox 360(TM) FREE*!

More Tuna:
Rachel Perry Pictures
Molly Sims Pictures
58th Annual Emmy Awards Pictures

Jessica Simpson Gives Her Voice A Rest But Not Her Mouth

August 31st, 2006

For someone who lost their voice, Jessica Simpson sure doesn’t know how to keep her mouth closed, which is not a bad thing… if your John Mayor.

Kanye West Is A Whiny Bitch

August 31st, 2006

One of the best videos wasn’t even nominated, according to Kanye West, the maker of said video. West, who’s nominated for best pop video at Thursday’s MTV Video Music Awards for Gold Digger, says his elaborate Evel Knievel spoof Touch the Sky”” featuring Pamela Anderson “” was better than that. “It didn’t get any nominations, but it’s one of the most memorable videos of the year for me,” he said Tuesday night.
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If Kanye West thinks that being nominated or winning an MTV’s VMA means anything to anyone then he’s absolutely delusional. The VMA‘s are not the Oscars; it’s an event for teens to see their favourite musicians act like idiots on TV. Anyway, back to his video ‘Touch the Sky‘. I have to say that this is actually the worst video of the year and I’m not just saying that because I hate Kanye West. I’m saying it because it really does suck and not even Pamela Anderson could have saved it.

A Holly Valance Picture Moment

August 31st, 2006

Holly Valance Pictures
Holly Valance Pictures
Holly Valance Pictures
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

August 30th, 2006

Kid Rock‘s Tiny Little Head (City Rag)
Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video (Egotastic!)

Michelle Rodriguez Is One Tough Cookie (A Socialite’s Life)
Charlize And Stuart Pair Up (Popsugar)

Jacko Calls Janet “Fat Butt” (Dlisted)
Gwen Stefani Is Boycotting MTV’s VMAs (IDLYITW)

Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Addicted (Hollywood Rag)
MTV VMA Foreplay (Pink Is The New Blog)

Celebrity Duets Hits Low Note (Just Jared)
Stacy Keibler - Black Dress Vs. White Dress Matchup (The Bastardly)

Yummy Scarlett Johansson In Bob Dylan Video (I’m Not Obsessed)
The Transformers Bumblebee Up Close (Popoholic)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Brittany Murphy’s Miracles Are Worth Admission
You Can Never Get Enough Of Stacy Keibler
Pamela Anderson Has Really Dirty Feet
Denise Richards Is One Scary Pussycat Doll

Jessica Simpson In 2045

August 30th, 2006

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it does. I’m seriously at a loss for words with these new pictures of Jessica Simpson promoting her album in New York City. You know, first it was the red lipstick on the teeth and now it’s these awful outfits (including the ridiculous Gucci sunglasses). One begins to wonder if Jessica belongs with my grandmother in a retirement centre in Boca Raton, Florida.

Daily Tuna

August 30th, 2006

-Kari Wuhrer is damn sexy
-Natalie Portman Closer stripclub scene
-Cool umbrella magic trick
-Wrestler Slaps ABC Anchor

-Katherine Heigl is boobalicious
-Model Jessica Pears
-Model Bali Rodriguez photo shoot
-Get an Xbox 360(TM) FREE*!

More Tuna:
Adriana Lima Pictures
Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures
Torrie Wilson Pictures

Jessica Biel’s Back To Butch

August 30th, 2006

It looks like Jessica Biel is done promoting her new movie The Illusionist because she’s back to being a boy. It’s too bad because she was looking so good as a girl that I almost forgot the days when she could have treated me like a little bitch if she wanted to. Oh well, I guess those lonely nights fantasizing about sweeping Jessica off her feet will now be replaced by dreams of her beating the shit out of me, which is equally gratifying.

Beyonce’s Boob Tape Can’t Hide Her Areola

August 30th, 2006

Normally, I’d be ecstatic when a celebrity has a nipple slip or an areola slip like Beyonce has here, but I’m not. Now maybe if this were three years ago when she was in her prime, I’d put on some ‘Bootylicious‘ on my stereo and get busy. But since Rihanna has stolen her spotlight and made me forget that Beyonce ever existed, I couldn’t care less.

A Rachel Bilson Picture Moment

August 30th, 2006

Rachel Bilson Pictures
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

August 29th, 2006

Angelina Jolie Angers Brad‘s Mom (Hollywood Rag)
Christina Aguilera Is Almost Naked Again (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton Really Is Crap, It’s Official (Egotastic!)
Nicole Falls For Brody (Popsugar)

Kevin Federline: The New Vanilla Ice? (Pink Is The New Blog)
Natalie Portman Is Such A Brave Soul (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson, The Mute (A Socialite’s Life)
Tom Cruise‘s New Job? (City Rag)

Beyonce‘s B-Day On ‘Ellen’ (Just Jared)
Breaking News! Elisha Cuthbert Makes Her Mean Face! (The Bastardly)

Spider-Man 3 Could Use A Little More Action? (Popoholic)
Help The “Katrina Pets“ (Horny Oyster)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Vida Guerra Pictures
Ashlee Simpson’s New Look Has Benefits
Elizabeth Hurley Is Boobalicious
Jenna Jameson Is Searched!

Jessica Simpson Could Use Some Of My Personal Assistance

August 29th, 2006

Yesterday, I thought I may be overreacting a bit about Jessica Simpson‘s hotness going down the toilet but was I? Well, if you think I am going to sit here and continue writing negatively about how her looks are fading faster than Mel Gibson‘s movie career and that she has nasty red lipstick on her teeth in the second picture, you’re wrong. Now if this were any other girl, I’d have a field day but since Jessica has done so much for me in the past, I feel that it would only be right if I return the favour by offering her my help. And what I mean by help is hours of multiple orgasms.