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Daily Tuna

August 29th, 2006

-Angelina Jolie and her many tattoos
-Hardy Treats Stacy Keibler
-Albert Einstein robot
-Chair Thrown At Debate

-Super sexy Katie Downes
-Wow! Kelly Brook and some flowers
-Video of model Amy Weber
-Get an Xbox 360(TM) FREE*!

More Tuna:
Eliza Dushku & Shannon Elizabeth in Latex
Kristen Bell Pictures
Joanna Krupa Pictures

Sharapova Has Nothing On Shannon Elizabeth

August 29th, 2006

You always see Shannon Elizabeth at various events such as charity functions, poker tournaments and here looking great playing tennis. However, you never see her naked on the big screen anymore and it’s a real shame because she’s undeniably one of the hottest girls out of showbiz. Now being the genius that I am, I’ve been working on a screenplay made specifically for Shannon Elizabeth in which she would play Jessica Alba‘s older sister, and they both would tour the North American strip club circuit in search of their long lost older stripper cousin Krista Allen. Anyway, I haven’t figured out the ending yet but trust me, it will definitely involve a lesbian scene. Unless any of you have a better idea.

Alyssa Milano Adds Her Touch To Baseball

August 29th, 2006

Last month, when I heard that Alyssa Milano was going into the fashion industry to make women’s baseball apparel with her new clothing line Touch, I thought it was absolutely the dumbest idea ever. However, after seeing Alyssa in this New York Yankees jersey, I have to say it’s not that bad. As a matter of fact, it’s kind of cute. I especially like the way it covers her hairy arms while still managing to accentuate her plunging neckline.

A Rachel Perry Picture Moment

August 29th, 2006

Past Picture Moments

Once Again, Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini

August 28th, 2006

It’s not everyday we get to see new Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures. It’s just every other week and it looks like she got herself a new one, which like all the rest show off her big boobies. Anyway, in the last month we’ve been having an overdose of Lindsay Lohan’s breasts and I’m beginning to get a little strung out. Not in a bad way, but in very unhealthy and unproductive way. Well at least that’s what my therapist says but she’s girl. What does she know about having a penis.

*See more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures here, here, here, here, here, here

Canned Tuna

August 28th, 2006

Jennifer Aniston For Nike (Just Jared)
Paris Hilton‘s Not A Hacker (A Socialite’s Life)

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures (Egotastic!)
Paris Hilton Has Always Been Nasty (IDLYITW)

Leah Remini Is Sleepy (Hollywood Rag)
Britney Spears Naked In Subway (Pink Is The New Blog)

Buy MK and Ashley‘s LA Mansion (Popsugar)
Are Angie And Aniston BFFs? (Dlisted)

Madonna‘s Pimp Suit (City Rag)
Joan & Melissa Rivers Continue to Scare People (The Bastardly)

Conan O’Brien‘s Emmy Awards Opening (Popoholic)
Jackass Number 2 – Brand New Clips (Horny Oyster)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Denise Richards Pumps It
Mena Suvari Pumps It
Halle Berry Gone Wild
Avril Lavigne’s Ass Was Made For Riding

Jessica Simpson Barely Fits Into Her Jeans

August 28th, 2006

I’m not sure what’s happening to Jessica Simpson but if you look closely at these pictures, you’ll notice that her face is taking on a new creature-like form and it has nothing to do with those ugly sunglasses she’s wearing. It has to do with her face blowing up like a Cabbage Patch Doll. Now maybe I’m overreacting a bit and Jessica is only retaining a little water but you have to understand that I thought Britney Spears was once retaining a “little” water and look what happened to her. Whatever the case may be, right now, this second, I’d still like to peel those tight black jeans off her.

Daily Tuna

August 28th, 2006

-Remember Alison Armitage? She still looks good and she’s 41!
-Janet Jackson – Call On Me
-This guy does a pretty awesome version of OutKast’s Hey Ya
-WWE’s Candice Michelle

-OMG! Elsa Pataky is gorgeous
-Cutie Sarah Carter
-Crazy pogo stick tricks
-Get 10 Bonus Ringtones!

More Tuna:
Lindsay Lohan First Video
Hilary Duff Pictures
Carmen Electra Pictures

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

August 28th, 2006

You might think that Nick Lachey is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet because he’s been with both Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minillo. Well, I’m here to tell you that he’s not the luckiest bastard since he’s never been with Stacy Keibler or Petra Nemcova, like I have. So in reality, I’m the luckiest bastard on the planet because I had them both at the same time just the other night and I don’t care if it was a dream. It felt damn good.

58th Annual Emmy Awards Pictures

August 28th, 2006

Maria Menounos

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Vanessa Minnillo

Jaime Pressly

Fergie Stuffs Her Face

August 28th, 2006

I know last week I said that when you focus on the way Fergie shakes her ass while performing and not on her face, she a pretty sexy girl. Well, the truth is that when she’s not up on stage doing her thing and out eating lunch, she’s pretty damn ugly.

A Petra Nemcova Picture Moment

August 28th, 2006

Petra Nemcova Pictures
Petra Nemcova’s Nose Needs Sweet Rubbin’
Petra Nemcova Induces Sexual Fantasies
Petra Nemcova Is A Miracle Worker
Petra Nemcova Makes Dr. Ruth Gorgeous
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

August 25th, 2006

I Like See Through Clothing But WTF Is This!!! (Egotastic!)
Nicole and Brody Just Friends? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Why Isn’t Britney A Supermodel? (Dlisted)
The Mel Gibson Commemorative T-shirt (City Rag)

Angelina Still Hates Her Father (Popsugar)
Eva Longoria Wants To Be Serious (Hollywood Rag)

Cindy Crawford Had A Lot of Help (IDLYITW)
Gwyneth Paltrow Rides Waves! (A Socialite’s Life)

Posh‘s New TV Gig (Just Jared)
Kristen Bell‘s Entire Shopping Trip At Intuition! (The Bastardly)

Kristin Cavallari Blender Pictures (Popoholic)
Strip-tease Sendoffs Are a no-no In China (Horny Oyster)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jessica Biel Pictures
Mariah Carey And Her Fashion Enforcer
Denise Richards Pumps It
Hilary Swank Rocks The Jeans & Tank Top

Lindsay Lohan Will Soon Smell Good

August 25th, 2006

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is hoping to join the long list of celebs like Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears — and even Antonio Banderas, who have gotten into the very lucrative perfume business.
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I guess it was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan got into the perfume business. It’s seems like nowadays any celebrity who looks like they have an odor problem gets a perfume named after them. Now let’s be honest, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Antonio Banderas and Lindsay Lohan aren’t your classic examples of people who look like they have proper hygiene.