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September 29th, 2006

Natalie Portman Can’t Hide Her Nipple (Egotastic!)
Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Called (IDLYITW)

Beyonce Likes To Drink… A lot! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Nicole Richie May Be Back On The Sauce (A Socialite’s Life)

Paris Hilton Cleans Carpets?! (Dlisted)
Eva Longoria Going Solo? (Popsugar)

Pink Wants You To Come Out (Hollywood Rag)
Matthew McConaughey Is A Sweaty Hippie (Just Jared)

Tiny Tom Cruise (City Rag)
Aww, Keeley Hazell Fully Dressed (The Bastardly)

Rachel Bilson‘s Squeezer (Popoholic)
Alicia Silverstone: Hot Or Not ? (Horny Oyster)

And Finally, A Hilarious Borat Press Conference (College Humor)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Rihanna’s Too Confused To Pose Topless
Brittany Murphy & Maria Menounos Make A Great Pair
Fergie and Her Ass Performing London Bridge

Jessica Alba Is “The Most Kissable”

September 29th, 2006

Sultry actress Alba has been voted the celeb men would most like to pucker up with, reports the Sun. Her gorgeous body and perfect features had already made her a sensation among male fans, but now another one of her many assets – her perfect pout helped Jessica beat off competition from Angelina Jolie’s luscious lips to top a new poll by Colgate to mark Oral Health Month.
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Here’s another one of those useless polls that companies put together to attract attention to their brand by generating some free publicity. I don’t know what Colgate has to do with lips or kissing considering they make toothpaste, but whatever, it’s not like you can make an interesting poll by asking which celebrity has the worst snaggletooth, or biggest plaque problem. Anyway, it’s nice to see Jessica Alba beat out Angelina Jolie for the title of most kissable because I’m sure Angelina’s freakishly huge lips were the favorite. Not to say I don’t like them, I actually love those big suckers even more than Jessica‘s. It’s just that kissing doesn’t come to mind when I think about them.

Daily Tuna

September 29th, 2006

-Jon Stewart on the Late Show with David Letterman in 1994
-Emmanuelle Chriqui is super cute!
-This is how you get the plane out of the dome
-County Fair Ditzes

-Supermodel Showdown – Eva Herzigova vs. Izabel Goulart
-Heidi Klum picture gallery
-Hilary Duff pics and vids!
-FREE* Sony, HP or Gateway Laptop

More Tuna:
Jennifer Ellison Pictures
Torrie Wilson Pictures
Myleene Klass Pictures

Avril Lavigne: From Lickable To Despicable

September 29th, 2006

Well, as most of you know, Avril Lavigne is not the classiest celebrity. Yeah, she may try to convince us otherwise with her new sophisticated image, but get a few drinks in her, and she’s back to her old obnoxious self. That’s why it doesn’t surprise me that she spit on a photographer, as seen in this video acquired from TMZ.com. What does surprise me is that she actually has the nerve to tell one of her fans to fuck off! Not even that useless skank Paris Hilton is that crude. I never thought it possible that my little Avril, for whom I held in such high regard this past year, could stoop so low, but there you have it. It’s official – Avril Lavigne is worse than Paris Hilton“¦.x 100.

Avril Lavigne Spitting Video

A Sofia Vergara Picture Moment

September 28th, 2006

Sofia Vergara Pictures
Sofia Vergara Pictures
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

September 28th, 2006

Rachel Bilson Is No Longer Cute, She’s Hot! (Just Jared)
Natalie and Scarlett: Together at Last… At Last (Egotastic!)

Jessica Simpson Is A Wreck (IDLYITW)
Kate Beckinsale Looking Hot At Click Premiere (Popsugar)

Nicole Richie & Her K-Mart Hoodie (Pink Is The New Blog)
Lindsay Lohan Quote Of The Day! (Dlisted)

Rachel Bilson Makes Her Man Jealous (Hollywood Rag)
Could Lindsay and Wilmer Be Friends Again? (A Socialite’s Life)

More Promo Shots For Fergie‘s Crappy Album! (The Bastardly)
Owen Wilson Serenades Kate Hudson (City Rag)

U2 & Green Day: The Saints Are Coming (Popoholic)
Family Guy Drops The F-Bomb On Air (Horny Oyster)

Hot Mess Of The Day: Mary Kate Olsen (I’m Not Obsessed)
Avast! It’s Gwen‘s Pirate Papoose! (CelebNewsWire)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Marisa Miller Pictures
Scarlett Is The Real Starlet
Sharapova Has Nothing On Shannon Elizabeth

Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Are Ready To Pop

September 28th, 2006

OMG! I am speechless. Every single time I think Victoria Beckham‘s breasts can’t look anymore artificial, round and retarded, she goes ahead and outdoes herself. I’m more impressed with her than ever!

Daily Tuna

September 28th, 2006

-The epic tale of Gwammi Mufasta. Must see!
-Supermodel Showdown – Heidi Klum vs. Karolina Kurkova
-Paris Hilton: Nothing In This World
-New Casino Royale Trailer

-Mmm… Jessica Biel
-Those are some friendly turtles
-They very pretty Charlize Theron
-Dita Von Teese is an acquired taste

More Tuna:
Vida Guerra Pics
Holly Valance Pics
Kristin Kreuk Is Hot, But Sadly Boring

Willa Ford “The Bad Girl Of Pop” Or Just Plain Bad?

September 28th, 2006

I haven’t watched ‘Dancing With The Stars‘ this year because for starters I couldn’t care less about people who can do the “cha cha” and Stacy Keibler is not on it anymore. However, I decided to check out who is on the show this time around and came across this pleasant looking girl by the name of Willa Ford. Now I never really heard of Willa but her bio on the ABC website says she is the self-professed “bad girl of pop.” I guess that explains the fake breasts, skanky armband tattoo and the reason no one has ever heard one of her songs. Until now! Yes, I have found the Willa Ford music videos that the music industry were trying to keep away from us. Have a look and find out why.

Willa Ford – A Toast to Men
Willa Ford – Did Ya Understand That

Hilary Duff’s Not Against Going Under The Knife

September 28th, 2006

Hilary Duff has defended stars who have plastic surgery, admitting that she would also go under the knife if she ever felt it necessary. The “Wake Up” singer insists people should have the right to improve their looks if they want to and hasn’t ruled out going under the knife herself when she gets older. She revealed to The Sun newspaper, “I don’t have anything against people who have surgery. If I get older and feel uncomfortable about something then maybe I will have it. I never say never.”
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You know I am a little disappointed in my 14-year-old niece’s role model. Here I thought Hilary Duff was a positive influence on young girls and boy was I wrong. Admitting that if she felt it was necessary, she would have plastic surgery, pretty much sends the wrong message to kids don’t you think? Ok, now that I am done pretending to care, knowing that Hilary is not against going under the knife makes me wonder, will we soon have a bigger breasted Hilary Duff? Woohoo!

A Jodie Marsh Picture Moment

September 27th, 2006

Jodie Marsh Pictures
Jodie Marsh Is An Animal Lover
Past Picture Moments

Canned Tuna

September 27th, 2006

Howard Comes Clean (Pink Is The New Blog)
Throw Paris Hilton In Jail! (Egotastic!)

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Hit the Stage (Hollywood Rag)
Ashlee Simpson‘s Big Premiere (IDLYITW)

Kiki Dunst Almost Looks Human in This Light (Dlisted)
Kate Hudson‘s Ready for Divorce (Popsugar)

Jessica Simpson Loses It (A Socialite’s Life)
Breaking News! Mischa‘s Dog Tries To Escape! (The Bastardly)

The Dog Days Of Celebrity Fashion (City Rag)
The Transformers‘ Jazz (Popoholic)

Uwe Boll Attacks His Critics”¦.LITERALLY! (Horny Oyster)
Nelly Furtado Looking Very Scary (Yeeeah!)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Mena Suvari Pumps It
Maria Menounos Is The Cutest
Christina Milian And Kristen Bell Are Pulsating

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

September 27th, 2006

Here’s Kate Beckisnale and her very lucky husband enjoying their time on the beach. Now usually this would be the time I would say how hot Kate is and how much I would love to bamboozle her but I can’t because her husband has his filthy mitts all over her and is ruining what could have been a precious bikini moment for me. That son of a bitch. Do us a favour. Next time get a room. God knows you can afford it.