ARCHIVES > October, 2006
Jessica Simpson fears she’ll grow old and lonely because potential suitors are put off by her celebrity status. Jessica says:
“My fear is that I won’t ever date anybody, because they’ll think I’m going to ruin their career.
“That they’ll be on the cover of every magazine and it will automatically take away their credibility, to be bluntly honest with you.”
And to be bluntly honest with you, Jessica Simpson, I really think you’re overestimating your career destroying capabilities. You’re not a drunk or a druggy and you usually seem composed in public, so what’s with this career ruining talk? That’s not your problem. Your problem is consistency, or lack thereof. When your looks flip flop from good to bad as often as yours have lately, its no wonder men avoid you. You see, us guys want consistency. We want to know that when we wake up in the morning the girl lying beside us is the same girl we fell asleep with. That’s appealing; girlfriend Russian Roulette isn’t.
Here’s a preview of Lucy Pinder’s 2007 Calendar and I have to say that I’m speechless. Now I don’t know much about Lucy except for the fact that she refuses to pose topless. What a shame. Those are million dollar breasts she’s hiding under there. OK, maybe not a million but I would definitely pay 10 bucks for lap dance to see them.
Posh Spice says she would love to be called Lady Victoria. She told Jo Whiley on Radio 1 on Monday : “Can you imagine? Oh, I’d love that, that would be quite fabulous!” Victoria, 32, said she hoped reports that former England captain David Beckham would be knighted for services to football were true. “It’s just so camp it’s wonderful isn’t it, Lady Victoria. Something like that goes in the paper and you think… that would be quite amazing.
Hmm”¦. I don’t see why Victoria Beckham would need her husband to be knighted to be called a Lady when all she has to do is spend a few hours with me in my love castle. Not only would I make her a Lady, I’d make her a Queen. Take that British Royalty.
Yuck! Cameron Diaz‘s Sweaty Pits! (I’m Not Obsessed)
It’s refreshing to see a celebrity actually make them self look bad on Halloween. I mean while the rest of us are busy dressing up like axe murderers and trannies, stars usually opt for the porn star/babe/slut/trashy-nurse look. Well Hilary Duff will have none of that as she is looking positively shitty. I love it! Oh and BTW, her sister Hailey wasn’t actually invited, she just decided to say hello after aerobics class. What??? You thought she was in costume? No, she just naturally looks scary.
I don’t know what’s up with women having hair extensions but I think it’s absolutely ridiculous and as you can see on Pamela Anderson, ugly. What ever happened to growing your hair the old fashion way? Sure, it may take a lot of time but at least you won’t look like you have bald spots where the extensions are glued. Anyway, I’m a guy and maybe I don’t fully understand the need for women to have instant hair gratification. However, I do know that the last thing I’d want to find in my hands after running my fingers through some “lucky lady’s” hair is a clump of nasty horse tail.
Here are some pictures of Tera Patrick at a Halloween party she hosted at the TAO nightclub. I have to admit, as hot as Tera looks in this slutty lingerie and fishnet outfit, her choice in costumes is pretty lame for the occasion. I mean c’mon! An actual adult entertainer dressing up like a porn star for a Halloween party is no fun! That’s about as imaginative as Paris Hilton going as prostitute, or Mel Gibson dressing up in a KKK getup. My point is that it doesn’t take much costume preparation planning when you just end up going in your work clothes. Am I saying that I’d have preferred if she dressed up in a gorilla suit? No, of course not, but at least wear a pair of cat ears or carry a pitchfork or something!
And Finally, Michelle Marsh (MediaBom)
Avril Lavigne has officially graduated from small-time party girl to full fledged drunken bar floozy with these latest pictures. You know you’ve hit the big leagues when the Paparazzi can actually catch you drunk and passed out in the back seat of a car, with your panties out there for the whole world to see. I wonder if Avril and Paris Hilton got together recently and traded career tips, seeing as Paris now sings, and Avril really does nothing but hang out in bars and gets drunk. I’m not complaining though. I don’t mind seeing Avril‘s panties. I’d just rather see them on my bedroom floor.