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October 31st, 2006

The Hoff Is So Hot That”¦ (Dlisted)
WTF!? Kate Bosworth Actually Eats? (Egotastic!)

Reese Is Back On The Market (Pink Is The New Blog)
Paris & Nicky Hilton Are Idiots (IDLYITW)

A Slutty Hilton Halloween (Popsugar)
Marcia Cross Wants Her Nude Pics Back (Hollywood Rag)

Angelina Jolie May Sue (A Socialite’s Life)
Tara Reid‘s Little Boobs Of Horror (City Rag)

A Minute With Cutie Emmanuelle Chriqui (The Bastardly)
Borat On Saturday Night Live (Popoholic)

Fran Drescher: Hot Or Not? (Horny Oyster)
Hot Halloween Costume! (CollegeHumor)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Anna Kournikova Gives Us A Nice View
Alyssa Milano’s Furry Arms Induce Fantasies
Keira Knightley See Through Pictures

Jessica Simpson Lacks Hotness Consistency

October 31st, 2006

Jessica Simpson fears she’ll grow old and lonely because potential suitors are put off by her celebrity status. Jessica says:
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“My fear is that I won’t ever date anybody, because they’ll think I’m going to ruin their career.

“That they’ll be on the cover of every magazine and it will automatically take away their credibility, to be bluntly honest with you.”

And to be bluntly honest with you, Jessica Simpson, I really think you’re overestimating your career destroying capabilities. You’re not a drunk or a druggy and you usually seem composed in public, so what’s with this career ruining talk? That’s not your problem. Your problem is consistency, or lack thereof. When your looks flip flop from good to bad as often as yours have lately, its no wonder men avoid you. You see, us guys want consistency. We want to know that when we wake up in the morning the girl lying beside us is the same girl we fell asleep with. That’s appealing; girlfriend Russian Roulette isn’t.

Daily Tuna

October 31st, 2006

-Usher sneakin’ a peek at Lohan’s knockers
-Unknown hottie: Imogen Bailey
-Hot nurse music video
-Japanese Standing Cat

-Movie Star Showdown: Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Bosworth
-Heidi Klum swimsuit video
-Holy S$%t!!!!! Car on halfpipe
-The sexiest girl of this years auto show in Paris

More Tuna:
Keeley Hazell Lingerie Pictures
Avril Lavigne Pictures
Hot Vida Guerra Pictures

Lucy Pinder 2007 Calendar Pictures

October 31st, 2006

Here’s a preview of Lucy Pinder’s 2007 Calendar and I have to say that I’m speechless. Now I don’t know much about Lucy except for the fact that she refuses to pose topless. What a shame. Those are million dollar breasts she’s hiding under there. OK, maybe not a million but I would definitely pay 10 bucks for lap dance to see them.

Victoria Beckham Wants To Be A Lady

October 31st, 2006

Posh Spice says she would love to be called Lady Victoria. She told Jo Whiley on Radio 1 on Monday : “Can you imagine? Oh, I’d love that, that would be quite fabulous!” Victoria, 32, said she hoped reports that former England captain David Beckham would be knighted for services to football were true. “It’s just so camp it’s wonderful isn’t it, Lady Victoria. Something like that goes in the paper and you think… that would be quite amazing.
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Hmm”¦. I don’t see why Victoria Beckham would need her husband to be knighted to be called a Lady when all she has to do is spend a few hours with me in my love castle. Not only would I make her a Lady, I’d make her a Queen. Take that British Royalty.

A Rose McGowan Picture Moment

October 31st, 2006

Sexy Rose McGowan Pictures
Rose McGowan Is Scary Skinny
More Celebrity Pictures

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October 30th, 2006

What Happened To Kate Moss‘s Nose? (A Socialite’s Life)
Anne Hathaway Has No Problem Getting Naked (Egotastic!)

Famous First Times (CollegeHumor)
Kelly Clarkson Is Still “Healthy” (IDLYITW)

Nicole Richie Hits The Floor (Dlisted)
Fergie Sells Her Cookies In Tokyo (Pink Is The New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan Is The Female Hugh Hefner (Hollywood Rag)
Reese And Ryan Split??? (Popsugar)

Sheryl Crow & Courteney Cox: Hot Couple? (City Rag)
The Many Faces Of Christina Aguilera (The Bastardly)

Tasty Treat: Veronika Zemanova (Horny Oyster)
Borat Premiere Video (Popoholic)

Yuck! Cameron Diaz‘s Sweaty Pits! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Our Friends
Alyssa Milano’s Furry Arms Induce Fantasies
Is Ashlee Simpson Rubbing Her Breasts In Jessica’s Face?

Hilary Duff Is Ugly On Halloween… Good For Her

October 30th, 2006

It’s refreshing to see a celebrity actually make them self look bad on Halloween. I mean while the rest of us are busy dressing up like axe murderers and trannies, stars usually opt for the porn star/babe/slut/trashy-nurse look. Well Hilary Duff will have none of that as she is looking positively shitty. I love it! Oh and BTW, her sister Hailey wasn’t actually invited, she just decided to say hello after aerobics class. What??? You thought she was in costume? No, she just naturally looks scary.

Daily Tuna

October 30th, 2006

-The worst Halloween costumes
-Movie Star Showdown: Angelina Jolie vs. Kate Hudson
-Techno granny
-Worst job applicant ever

-Jessica Alba likes to shove things up her nose
-Jaime Pressly video shoot
-Robin Hibbard‘s hot picture gallery
-Mmm… Alessandra Ambrosio

More Tuna:
Jessica Biel Pictures
Hilary Duff Pictures
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Just In: Pamela Anderson’s Hair Is Fake!

October 30th, 2006

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I don’t know what’s up with women having hair extensions but I think it’s absolutely ridiculous and as you can see on Pamela Anderson, ugly. What ever happened to growing your hair the old fashion way? Sure, it may take a lot of time but at least you won’t look like you have bald spots where the extensions are glued. Anyway, I’m a guy and maybe I don’t fully understand the need for women to have instant hair gratification. However, I do know that the last thing I’d want to find in my hands after running my fingers through some “lucky lady’s” hair is a clump of nasty horse tail.

Tera Patrick Dresses As A Porn Star For Halloween….Yawn

October 30th, 2006

Here are some pictures of Tera Patrick at a Halloween party she hosted at the TAO nightclub. I have to admit, as hot as Tera looks in this slutty lingerie and fishnet outfit, her choice in costumes is pretty lame for the occasion. I mean c’mon! An actual adult entertainer dressing up like a porn star for a Halloween party is no fun! That’s about as imaginative as Paris Hilton going as prostitute, or Mel Gibson dressing up in a KKK getup. My point is that it doesn’t take much costume preparation planning when you just end up going in your work clothes. Am I saying that I’d have preferred if she dressed up in a gorilla suit? No, of course not, but at least wear a pair of cat ears or carry a pitchfork or something!

Porn Stars @ Dave Navarro’s Halloween Party

An Estella Warren Picture Moment

October 30th, 2006

Michelle Trachtenberg Pictures
Emmanuelle Chriqui Pictures
Kate Moss Pictures
More Celebrity Pictures

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October 27th, 2006

Jessica Simpson Will Stalk You On MySpace (Egotastic!)
Why Is The Centerfold All Stuck Together? (CollegeHumor)

Janice Dickinson And Steven Tyler Twins? (City Rag)
Mariah Carey Gets Cancelled (IDLYITW)

Nicole Richie Needs Help Eating (Hollywood Rag)
Paris ~~Traps~~ Acquires A New Pet (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hilary Duff Makes Stuff Happen (Popsugar)
Dolly Parton Hotness (Dlisted)

Jessica & Ashlee Simpson Cover Girls (A Socialite’s Life)
Olivia Wilde In Sexy Black (The Bastardly)

Holly Valance, Fishnets & Lap Dances, oh my! (Popoholic)
Tera Patrick For The Weekend (Horny Oyster)

And Finally, Michelle Marsh (MediaBom)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jessica Alba Not In The Mood To Get Nude
Christina Aguilera’s Hot Pic In Jane Magazine
Yikes! Nicole Richie Upskirt Picture

A Drunken Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Panties

October 27th, 2006

Avril Lavigne has officially graduated from small-time party girl to full fledged drunken bar floozy with these latest pictures. You know you’ve hit the big leagues when the Paparazzi can actually catch you drunk and passed out in the back seat of a car, with your panties out there for the whole world to see. I wonder if Avril and Paris Hilton got together recently and traded career tips, seeing as Paris now sings, and Avril really does nothing but hang out in bars and gets drunk. I’m not complaining though. I don’t mind seeing Avril‘s panties. I’d just rather see them on my bedroom floor.