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There’s More To Victoria Beckham Than Just Boobs

October 27th, 2006

Victoria Beckham Video

You know a lot of people have this pre-conceived notion that Victoria Beckham is just a fake-breasted bitch. However, after watching this funny video of these two kids interviewing her, she comes across as genuine and sincere. Now if the video doesn’t change your impression of her, like it has mine, I guess you’ll get some satisfaction near the end of it when the little buggers kick a soccer ball right into her gut. Anyway, I don’t want to ruin the whole thing for you so have a look.

P.S. I wish I never saw this video because I’ll never be able to make fun of her properly again, she’s far too sweet. Not only am I in love with her breasts. I’m in love with her personality. Damn it!

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Carmen Electra Looks Spent

October 27th, 2006

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A few of you may remember that awhile back I did a post commenting on the announcement of The Carmen Electra Prepaid MasterCard and Carmen Electra Gift MasterCard cards. Well, for all of you who have been waiting for it with baited breath, it’s finally arrived. The launch was last night, and here is the once-lovely Carmen Electra looking as used as one of her credit cards in the hands of a teenage girl on a shopping spree.

Oh yes, Carmen is moving up in the world, going from being the poster child for plastic boobs to the new poster child for, er, plastic.

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Canned Tuna

October 26th, 2006

Nobody Wants Lindsay Lohan (IDLYITW)
Sienna Miller Has Very Sexy Legs! (Egotastic!)

K-Fed Really Wants You To Buy His Album! (Pink Is The New Blog)
More On Tara Reid‘s Bad Surgery (A Socialite’s Life)

Parasite Hilton Can’t Dance (Dlisted)
Mary-Kate Outweighed By Her Fashions (City Rag)

Kate Moss To The Rescue (Popsugar)
Naomi Campbell Arrested For Scratching (Hollywood Rag)

Kournikova‘s Crystals Shine (Just Jared)
Jillian Barberie: Hot Or Not? (The Bastardly)

Diana Ross To Sabotage Beyonce? (ConcreteLoop)
Penelope Cruz‘s Fashion Faux Pas (Yeeeah!)

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Kristin Kreuk Is Hot, But Sadly Boring
Halle Berry Is Boobalicious
Eva Longoria Desperate For Movie Career

Evangeline Lilly’s Little Arms Are A Big Problem

October 26th, 2006

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Evangeline Lilly looks like she’s having a tough time with that surf board. At first, I thought it was because her board must be at least 3 feet wide, making it almost impossible for her to get her arm around the thing. Then I realized the board wasn’t the problem. It’s her freakishly short little arms! I can’t believe I never noticed this before! I suggest she uses her boyfriend’s board from now on. It’s Hobbit sized, just like her arms.

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Ashlee Simpson’s New Face= Free Shoes

October 26th, 2006

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Here’s some hot girl promoting Sketchers shoes. Oh, wait! That’s Ashlee Simpson. Man, I really miss hating her for being Jessica‘s ugly little wannabe. As you all know, I now love her in ways that are far too inappropriate to mention on this family-friendly site. Anyway, that’s a lesson to all you young, impressionable girls out there: if you have major self-esteem issues, just go ahead and get a plastic surgeon to rearrange your face. Really, it’ll do wonders for your social life (and maybe even land you an endorsement deal with a major shoe company). Hey, if it worked for Ashlee, it could work for you too!

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Rihanna: Stripper Basics 101

October 26th, 2006

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Is Rihanna contemplating a career change? After seeing these concert pictures, I’m left wondering if she’s more interested in singing or stripping. She’s definitely got the onstage simulated sex acts down pat. For example we have the reverse cowgirl, the spread eagle, the doggy style and whatever the hell you call this one. Yup, it looks like Rihanna has passed Stripper Basics 101. Now quit teasing and get naked!

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Canned Tuna

October 25th, 2006

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Does Ivanka Trump Have Two New Friends? (Egotastic!)

Angelina Jolie Married To A Hooker Lover? (IDLYITW)
Kate Moss Takes The Ring Shopping (Pink Is The New Blog)

Demi Moore Continues Her Body Upgrade (A Socialite’s Life)
Are Sharon Stone & Christian Slater Boning? (Dlisted)

Paris Is Sorry For Drinking And Driving (Popsugar)
Time To Play: Who’s The ANTM Lesbian? (City Rag)

Sienna Miller: Still An Elf? (Just Jared)
Raquel Alessi: Hot Or Not (The Bastardly)

Top 10 Funniest Family Guy Scenes (Horny Oyster)
Breaking News! Borat Press Conference! (Popoholic)

Nicollette Sheridan Slutting It Up (I’m Not Obsessed)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
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Elisha Cuthbert Really Is Just A Girl Next Door
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Paris Hilton Returns To Her Roots

October 25th, 2006

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Washington, Oct 25: Socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton and ex-Playboy model Carmen Electra are hiring themselves out for New Year’s Eve parties, but only if you manage to rake in the amount of money they demand. Hilton will host a bash in either Miami, New York or Los Angeles for whoever manages to pay 100,000 dollars plus other expenses and a private jet.
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Sniff. Sniff. Is that desperation in the air? Or is it the glorious stink of a career finally hitting rock bottom? That’s right, it’s cause for celebration, kids. Paris Hilton is officially done. She began her career as a whore and, fittingly, has decided to end it like one too.

I’m as stumped as you why Paris would need the money (are weed and herpes cream really that expensive these days?), but it’s likely just another desperate, transparent publicity ploy. But why resort to this, especially with her album lighting up the Billboard charts and high art like National Lampoon’s Pledge This! ready to set movie screens on fire? I mean, she has so much to look forward to.

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Scarlett Johansson & Gisele Bundchen Getting Kinky?

October 25th, 2006

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson and Gisele Bundchen at some celeb function. I’m not sure what it is exactly, but it seems to have a fetish theme to it. What else could those masks be for? Actually, I’d like to think they wear the masks so they can have anonymous lesbian orgies in the bathroom, but that’s just wishful thinking on my part. Or is it?

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