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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2006

December 31st, 2006

Well, it’s the time of year to have a little fun and what better way than by ogling the hottest girls out there. So here are the Top Ten Babes of 2006, voted by yours truly! Now I know there are a few babes missing or forgotten (I put this list together in 5 minutes) and no doubt some of you will disagree with my choices.

However, my taste in women is far superior than the average person’s and that’s why this list is the most respected and conclusive in the world. So let’s start this thing.

10#: Lucy Pinder

The Proof:
Lucy Pinder Maxim Pictures & Video
Lucy Pinder Plasters Michelle Marsh’s Breasts
Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures

9#: Maria Menounos

The Proof:
Even Muppets Go Gaga For Maria Menounos
Maria Menounos In A Public Affair
Maria Menounos Is The Cutest

8#: Hilary Duff

The Proof:
Hilary Duff Gets A Little Skanky
Hilary Duff To Play Russian ~~Porn~~ Pop Star
Hilary Duff Denies Virginity Claim? No!!!!!

7#: Rihanna

The Proof:
Gulp! Rihanna Is Only 18!!!
Rihanna: Stripper Basics 101
Beyonce Has A New Name, Rihanna

6#: Victoria Beckham

The Proof:
There’s More To Victoria Beckham Than Just Boobs
Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Are Ready To Pop
Victoria Beckham See Through Pictures

Click Here To View The Top 5

April Scott For The Big 2006 Finish

December 29th, 2006

I know most of you have never heard of April Scott but I can assure you in 2007, I’ll be fantasizing about her on a daily basis. Seriously, how hot are these pictures?! They bring tears to my eyes. Have a Happy New Years and be safe.

Lindsay Lohan Teaches Strippers A Thing Or Two

December 29th, 2006

Well, if you don’t know by now, Lindsay Lohan has been practicing her new stripper role for her upcoming film, I Know Who Killed Me. However, maybe Lohan has taken this just a tad bit too far. According to the New York Post, Lohan got up on stage at the Scores West Strip Club in New York City with the rest of the strippers and began swinging on the dance pole herself. There were apparently 400 customers in the club watching the recently admitted AA actress dancing around.
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If a female celebrity is going to make a fool out of herself in public, then this is the way to do it. It’s nice to see Lindsay Lohan making headlines for something other than crashing her car, being drunk or getting into catfights for once. Yes, she’s finally making headlines that don’t make me hate her. To be honest, her stock has actually risen in light of this recent event. How could it not? She’s got the breasts of a stripper. She’s got the body of a stripper. She’s got multiple boyfriends like strippers. And now she’s got the stage act of a stripper. All things considered, the likelihood of seeing Lindsay Lohan nude ““ either on screen or stage ““ gets greater by the minute. Keep up the good work!

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Canned Tuna

December 29th, 2006

Scarlett Johansson Thinks She’s Fat (Egotastic!)
Ashlee Simpson Have A New Man? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Dita Von Teese Loves Stripping (Hollywood Rag)
Jennifer Aniston Is Insane (IDLYITW)

Lindsay Lohan For Public Office? (Dlisted)
Anne Hathaway Befriends Bears (A Socialite’s Life)

Mariah Carey, Champagne And Snow (City Rag)
Paris Pulls In $1 Million For NYE (Popsugar)

Aniston‘s Bing Of A Boyfriend (Just Jared)
Elizabeth Hurley Hotness (The Bastardly)

Maryse Ouellet Is French For Hot (HornyOyster)
Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek Lesbian Rumours (Popoholic)

Melinda Clarke: Can You Say Milf (The Grumpiest)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jenna Jameson Gets Us Started
Scarlett Johansson Naked Causes No Fuss
Jessica Simpson Should Just Picture Everyone Naked

Victoria Beckham See Through Pictures

December 29th, 2006

I can never get tired of getting glimpses of Victoria Beckham‘s breasts and nipples. I know most of you find them ridiculous, which they are, but they’re one of a kind and that’s why I love them. Seriously, I don’t care if one implant points north and the other southwest, I just enjoy inspecting them and trying to figure out how the hell they stay on that little frame without gravity having its way. It’s really fascinating on a scientific level and that turns me on.

Daily Tuna

December 29th, 2006

-More Jewish hotness!!
-Michelle Trachtenberg is all grown up
-Eva Mendes photo gallery
-Psycho At City Council

-Brooke Hogan humiliates herself
-Mmm… Jessica and Jewel together!
-A little stop motion animation
-Tila’s tease

More Tuna:
Fergie Pictures
Heidi Klum Pictures
Michelle Trachtenberg Pictures

A Rosa Blasi Picture Moment

December 29th, 2006

Joanna Krupa Pictures
Colleen Shannon Pictures
Nicole Da Silva Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

Canned Tuna

December 28th, 2006

Tara Conner Familiar With Rehab (A Socialite’s Life)
Classic Pamela Anderson Panty Pics (Egotastic!)

Britney‘s Fan Site Closes Down (Pink Is The New Blog)
Kim Kardashian Might Be a Porn Star (IDLYITW)

Tara Reid‘s Next Big Move: Big Brother? (Dlisted)
Meg Ryan Needs A Bra (Hollywood Rag)

Eva Speaks The Language of Love (Popsugar)
Beyonce Reigns Supreme (Just Jared)

Keith Urban Or Billy Ray Cyrus? (City Rag)
Random Hot Chick Of The Day (The Bastardly)

Tia Texada Doesn’t Need Handcuffs (Popoholic)
David Blaine Soda Can Trick Explained (HornyOyster)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Are Interfering With My Xmas Plans
Can We Have The Playboy Version Of Cindy Margolis Back Please?
Adriana Lima’s One Piece Dress Is One Piece Too Many

Paris Hilton’s Public Bikini Shower Scene

December 28th, 2006

It’s always easy to spot celebrities. Just looks for the largest, most ridiculous pair of overpriced sunglasses, and there you go. Which brings me to Paris Hilton, seen here hanging out at Bondi Beach in Australia with her friend Kim Kardashian. Is it me, or is does it look like she’s posing for the paparazzi while showering? It’s like she has no concept of how real people are supposed to act in public.

Anyway, I’ve actually been to that beach when I visited Sydney a few years back, and let me tell you those waves were pretty powerful. I remember getting thrown around like a rag doll in the surf. I hope that Paris met the same fate when she had a dip. Why not? We’d all like to see her get a good spanking, but she’s too old for that now, so hopefully nature can do the job for us.

Willa Ford’s Maxim Pictures And Video Shoot

December 28th, 2006

Here’s self proclaimed “bad girl of pop“ and Dancing With The Stars contestant Willa Ford. I’m not sure what kind of pop music she’s referring to because I had no idea she even had a singing career. Anyway, these pics of her in Maxim prove that a nice singing voice and sweet dance moves aren’t her only talents ““ just ask her hockey playing fiancÃƒÂ©, Mike Modano. Nice job Mike! And who said hockey players were stupid?

Willa Ford Maxim Video

A Lisa Gleave Picture Moment

December 28th, 2006

Lisa Gleave Pictures
Lisa Dergan Pictures
Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

More Tara Reid Bikini Nastiness

December 27th, 2006

Allow me to apologize for posting Tara Reid bikini pictures on consecutive days as they are quite shocking. Judging from the sag factor on that belly of hers, I’d swear Tara Reid has given birth 5 or 6 times already. Well we all know that’s not the case, and a hack liposuction job is probably to blame. I’m a hair away from feeling genuine pity for a celeb – what is this world coming to? Anyway, to cleanse your pallet of those Tara pics, check out Adriana Lima, Kelly Brook and Carmen Electra in bikinis. Two minutes from now you’ll be saying: “Tara who?”

Canned Tuna

December 27th, 2006

Mary Kate Olsen Is Scary (Dlisted)
Watch Nicole Richie Eat (Egotastic!)

Angelina Jolie Is Unselfish (Hollywood Rag)
Daniel Craig: Best. Bond. Ever. (Just Jared)

James Brown‘s Lawyer Is Busy (IDLYITW)
Kate Hudson‘s No Stripper (Popsugar)

Pink’s Top Ten Music 2006 (Pink Is The New Blog)
Jen Aniston Avoids Vince Vaughn? (A Socialite’s Life)

Godfather Of Us All (City Rag)
Hot Or Not: Kristian Alfonso (The Bastardly)

Yikes! Celine Dion Sings AC/DC (HornyOyster)
Don’t Mess With His Daughter!!!! (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson‘s Holiday Message (I’m Not Obsessed)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Hilary Duff Gets A Little Skanky
Christina Aguilera Is An Exhausted Drunken Mess
Alyssa Milano Picture Moment

Tara Reid Bikini Nastiness

December 27th, 2006

I’ve seen some bad celebrity ass in my day, and it usually resembles a pillow case filled with cottage cheese. But Tara Reid has somehow managed to take “bad ass“ to a whole new level. To me it looks like her rear end is made of football leather. I’ve seen smoother pieces of beef jerky than those butt cheeks of hers! After the bad boob job, numerous drunken pics, wrinkly stomach, horrible movie roles, and now this, I think I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.