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December 26th, 2006

Keith Urban Is Never Sober (IDLYITW)
Mariah Carey Is The Future Of Ugly (Egotastic!)

Ha! Simon Cowell Sexy Beach Photos (Dlisted)
Paris Hilton Invades Hawaii (Pink Is The New Blog)

Britney Plans Huge Tell All Interview (Hollywood Rag)
Britney Loses Another Publicist (A Socialite’s Life)

Tori Spelling Engaged Again! (Popsugar)
How The Beckhams Spent Christmas (Just Jared)

The Cutest Kitten Ever (City Rag)
Sexy Pamela Camassa Does Fox Magazine (The Bastardly)

Fantastic Four 2 Trailer Leaked (Popoholic)
Hell Hath No Fury Like This Crazy Chick (HornyOyster)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Beyonce Tops Best Dressed List For Some Reason
Lindsay Lohan’s Ass In A Bikini
Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures”¦ Again

Lucy Pinder Maxim Pictures & Video

December 26th, 2006

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Besides showing off her great body in this Maxim photo shoot video, Lucy Pinder also tells us what her favorite feature is:

“My favorite part of my body would probably have to be my boobs because they keep me working”

I like the fact that she’s honest. I mean she could have pulled out a phony answer and said her eyes or her pinky toe, but no, she comes right out with it and says breasts. I’m not going to argue with her there, but I’m sure she has hot little toes too.

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Skinny Jessica Alba Shoots Off Her Big Fat Mouth

December 26th, 2006

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Los Angeles (eCanadaNow) – Proving once again that Hollywood is concerned about the body image of young women everywhere, one skinny actress (Alba) wants to be skinnier, at least that is what is being reported by In Touch magazine. She says:

“I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.”
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Proving once again that female celebs should stay out of the role model business, here’s Jessica Alba spewing stupidities from that pretty little mouth of hers. Now most of you know that I prefer my women on the slim to skinny side, but even I have a limit to my pickiness.

I wonder if she realizes that 99% of women on planet Earth would tear their finger nails off with pliers to be able to look as good as she does on a bad day. That’s a rhetorical question obviously, which makes her comments all the more absurd. Jessica needs to be taught a lesson. She needs to be beaten up in a dark alley by a marauding gang of angry housewives who’ve never been on the happy side of 140lbs or never felt comfortable on the beach. That or she should be forced to spend 48hrs as my love slave. Either way, she’d be much more careful with her comments in the future.

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Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

December 26th, 2006

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Hmm”¦ there is something very odd about these Paris Hilton bikini pictures. For instance, where are all the people at the beach and why is she sunbathing alone? One begins to wonder that perhaps these pictures aren’t authentic candids and just a staged publicity stunt. You know, seeing that it is Christmas time and all, maybe Paris is feeling a little jealous that the attention is on little children and Saint Nick and not on herself. What a grinch. Anyhow for those of you who find Paris somewhat attractive, here she is in a little bikini, looking kind of bangable. Except for the pimple on her cheek, and that nasty Charlie horse ““ see if you can spot it.

Update: What is Paris Hilton doing in this picture here? Rolling a joint? Thanks Ivy.

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Canned Tuna

December 22nd, 2006

Kate Beckinsale Needs A New Wardrobe (Egotastic!)
Jessica Simpson Hopes You’ll Forget (IDLYITW)

Britney‘s Broke Ass Weave (Dlisted)
Xtina Celebrates Her Birthday (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hilary Duff Is A Barbie Doll (Hollywood Rag)
Nicole Richie‘s Ex Misses The Limelight (A Socialite’s Life)

Pink Wants You to Boycott Wool (Popsugar)
Angelina Jolie Kills It At Kitson (Just Jared)

What Were They Thinking? (City Rag)
Nikki Osborne Does Ralph Magazine (The Bastardly)

Mmm… Emily Scott (HornyOyster)
Ana Beatriz Barros Under The Tree (Popoholic)

Courtney Cox “˜Dirt’ Promo (The Grumpiest)
Some Christmas Booty! (CollegeHumor)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Kate Moss Topless Pictures”¦ Sorry!
Jessica Alba Not In The Mood To Get Nude
Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Are Ready To Pop

Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Are Interfering With My Xmas Plans

December 22nd, 2006

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I’m telling you Victoria Beckham must do it on purpose. She purposely goes out of her way to ruin any productive plans I may have. For instance, I woke up today and planned to finish off my Christmas shopping, visit my ailing grandmother in the nursing home, donate to charity, and get a haircut. Then I saw these pictures. Instantly all my good intentions went straight out the window, and now I’m sure I’ll be preoccupied with those nipples of hers all weekend. Damn you Victoria. Damn you and your two little delicious friends.

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Hilary Duff Gets A Little Skanky

December 22nd, 2006

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Don’t invite Nicole Richie and Hilary Duff to the same party. Duff has bad-mouthed Richie “” who she thinks is a “skank,” according to Us Weekly. Joel Madden, who is dating reality show star Richie and who used to date the “Lizzie McGuire” star is apparently at the center of the friction. Madden and Duff split in November, and although Madden has been loyal to Richie, he keeps calling his ex, according to the mag, but she doesn’t return his calls.
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I always said Joel Madden was an idiot, and this proves it. How else would you describe someone who goes from dating Hilary Duff ““ who I might add is slowly becoming one of my favorites ““ to dating human pipe cleaner, Nicole Richie. That’s like trading in your Ferrari for a one horse open sleigh. Stupid! Joel‘s band sucks, and now we can add his taste in women to that list. Anyway, that’s enough about him. Let’s just enjoy these pics of newly single Hilary Duff, and let’s all thank her for a great Christmas present ““ hearing her use the word “skank“. I love the fact that a goodie-two-shoes like her actually used raunchy language for once. Maybe she’ll show some skin next? Here’s hoping.

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