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March 30th, 2007

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pics (Egotastic!)
Kelly Clarkson Has Really Hot Friends! (IDLYITW)

Brit & Kev Settle Up (Pink Is The New Blog)
WTF Beyonce?! (Dlisted)

JLO Gets An F-U From Ritmo Latino (A Socialite’s Life)
Unofficial Kristin Kreuk Pictures Week (The Bastardly)

Paris Hilton Prefers To Play Stupid (Hollywood Rag)
Gisele Hams it Up For Vogue Eyewear (Popsugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow Kisses Another Man (Just Jared)
Ass Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Kate Beckinsale (City Rag)

Yikes!!!! Salma Hayek (I’m Not Obsessed)
Abigail Clancy In GQ (Horny Oyster)

Rose McGowan Does BlackBook (Popoholic)
Courtney Love Says She’s Lost 44 Lbs (ICYDK)

New Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Pics New Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Pics

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Carmen Electra As A Porn Star? Oddly, I’m Not Convinced
Pamela Anderson: The Philanthropist
Avril Lavigne Is The New Hilary Duff
Alexis Bledel Pictures

Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures

March 30th, 2007

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I’m not too familiar with Abigail Clancy but she’s British and lately the site has been lacking hot babes from the UK. Sadly, there have been no new pics of Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder or Michelle Marsh but guess what fellas? There is a whole slew of hot untapped British models out there that I’ve yet to write about, starting with Abigail Clancy! Anyways, judging from these hot bikini pictures of her, it’s pretty safe to say that Hollywood Tuna will be featuring more pics of her tight little body in the not so distant future. Enjoy!

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Letter To Victoria Beckham

March 30th, 2007

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UsMagazine.com:

Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,

We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do. It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you ““ much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise ““ so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. Read More

In response to US Magazine’s idiotic letter, I’ve decided to write Victoria Beckham my own.

Dear Posh,

Don’t listen to what those peeps at US Magazine wrote about your spectacular breasts. I understand completely why you feel the need to parade around braless. Your girls need to breathe. There’s nothing worse than being all stuffy and uncomfortable, and seeing as you’re probably richer that the country Iceland, I think you’re entitled to be as comfy as you damn well please. Now your hubby David may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m sure he’ll never mistake your breasts for soccer ball bags. That’s just plain silly. Soccer balls maybe, but not bags. Anyway, keep up the good work, and don’t change a thing about your style ““ I love it. We all love it.

Hugs and kisses,

Hollywood Tuna

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New Vida Guerra King Magazine Pictures

March 30th, 2007

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Well, I honestly don’t know why I do these posts on Vida Guerra since her only claim to fame is her big fat ass. That’s it. It can’t be her face. I mean just look at her… and this is AFTER undergoing extensive Photoshop work. Anyway, I know some of you big butt lovers out there like her, so once in a while I don’t mind selling out just to make you guys happy.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Make A Public Appearance

March 29th, 2007

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Although I hate doing posts on Lindsay Lohan and her daily shenanigans, I do enjoy talking about Lindsay Lohan’s breasts. I’m a guy, can you blame me? I mean, she does have one of the nicest racks in showbiz and there’s definitely no denying that! So, without further ado, may I present Lindsay Lohan walking around braless!

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Canned Tuna

March 29th, 2007

Christina Aguilera Angers Fans By Lip-syncing (Hollywood Rag)
Uma Thurman Has Fun In Her Bikini (Egotastic!)

Oh my! Gemma Atkinson Has Big Boobs (IDLYITW)
Jenny Goes Back To The Block (Pink Is The New Blog)

Dolly Parton‘ s Lesbian Fantasies (Dlisted)
Kate Moss Keeps it Shaggy, Chic (Popsugar)

Mario Lopez & Eva Longoria Celebrate (A Socialite’s Life)
Antonella Barba vs. Alaina Alexander (The Bastardly)

Bad News For Katherine Heigl (Just Jared)
Cheerleaders Cheerleaders Cheerleaders! (City Rag)

Courtney Love Showing Off At The Beach! (I’m Not Obsessed)
Shu Qi Hotness (Popoholic)

Cutest Hockey Fight Ever! (Horny Oyster)
P. Diddy Is A P. Liar (Yeeeah!)

Stop The Presses! Jim Carrey Wants To Be A Comedy Actor! Stop The Presses! Jim Carrey Wants To Be A Comedy Actor!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Kim Kardashian Is A Sex Tape Superstar
Cindy Margolis Playboy Spread Is Better Late Than Never
Kristin Cavallari’s Winning Bikini Pictures
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Avril Lavigne Is A Britney Spears Wannabe

March 29th, 2007

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Los Angeles (eCanadaNow) – Avril Lavigne says Britney Spears inspires her. The Canadian rocker says her mother took her to see a Britney concert when she younger in preparation for her own launch into the music world. She told Jane magazine: “My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. I was like “˜No, I don’t want to.’”She was like “˜If you’re going to be a performer, you need to see other people.’ “ Source

Well the truth about “˜punk princess’ Avril Lavigne seems to be coming out finally. Back when she started she tried to convince us she was hardcore! A real rocker, who actually played guitar and wrote her own songs. I never bought it. To me she always seemed as packaged as a bag of Oreo cookies. Now she tells us Britney Spears inspired her!? Wasn’t she pretending to be the anti-Brit back in 2002? “˜Pretending’ is the keyword here folks. I guess if Avril wants to be inspired by Britney, she should at least do us a favor and start wearing latex. Hell even leak the occasional sex tape once in a while. That would at least make her musical phoniness more bearable.

But keep the hair. Please God, keep the hair.

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Halle Berry’s Berries

March 29th, 2007

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Is it me or is Halle Berry like a fine wine that keeps getting better with age? I know she was always gorgeous but with these recent pictures of her that keep pouring out, I’m falling more and more in love with her. Ok, that’s a stretch since I’m incapable of loving anyone but myself but I can fall in love with certain body parts of Halle Berry. Can you guess which ones?

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Survey Says: Emily Scott

March 29th, 2007

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I’m so fed up of big named celebs. So as a personal, 1 post protest of their obnoxious ways, I’m going to write about a nobody. And who better than “Australia’s Sexiest Woman” Emily Scott! Let’s compare her to a well know celeb like, hmmm, Lindsay Lohan, and prove that she’s more worthy of our love and attention.

“¢ Girl more likely to appear topless in public? Edge: Emily.
“¢ Girl more likely to drink your last beer, thus pissing you off? Edge: Lindsay
“¢ Girl more likely to have sex in the bathroom stall on the first date? Edge: tie
“¢ Girl more likely to crash her car, with you in it, risking your demise? Edge: Lindsay
“¢ Girl more likely to record an adult film with you? Edge: tie “¦. Then let you show your buddies? Edge: Emily!

So there you have it. Emily Scott may be a nobody, but she’s still miles above some snot nosed, spoiled rich kid actress. I think I’m going to make that kind of a comparative checklist when choosing my next girlfriend. It was very helpful.

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