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Canned Tuna

April 30th, 2007

Britney Spears Is A Total Ho! (IDLYITW)
More Of Maria Menounos Kickin’ It Old School (Egotastic!)

Douche Of The Year! Click To Find Out (Dlisted)
Britney Almost Loses Wig! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Scarlett Sings At Coachella (Popsugar)
Leonardo Dicaprio All Over Petra Nemcova? (Hollywood Rag)

American Idol Finalist Will Cut You (A Socialite’s Life)
Madonna‘s Fresh New Color (Just Jared)

Breaking News! Heidi Klum Eats McDonalds! (The Bastardly)
Jennifer Aniston Is A Fembot (City Rag)

WTF is Kim Stewart Wearing (MollyGood)
Nicole Richie Shows Off Her Bones! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Eesh! Nicky Hilton Maxim Photoshoot (The Grumpiest)
Rock And Roll Dominatrix Look (Trendmill)

Kim Kardashian Wins Sex Tape Battle (Us Magazine)

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pictures From “Suburban Girl” Premiere

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Where Are Hayden Panettiere Parents?
Ashley Olsen In Pampers”¦ I Mean Panties!
Rosario Dawson Pictures
Christina Milian’s Smile Melts MTV’s TRL

Britney Spears Decides To Wear Panties

April 30th, 2007

For most of us, the fact that Britney Spears decided to wear panties on this particular day is a good thing. We’ve all seen her “˜goods’ before, and frankly they’re nothing to write home about. For some reason though, I did end up having a craving for pastrami on rye after seeing them, but that’s another story. As for the rest of you sick puppies who are disappointed that Brit did her laundry on this day, I say hang in there. I’m sure her peepshow isn’t completely out of business just yet.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Daily Tuna

April 30th, 2007

-This girl is awesome. Way awesome
-Mmm… bikini babes
-Google Earth Live
-Anchorman vs. 300

-Maria Menounos is leggy!
-Maribel Guardia is 47! NO WAY!!!!
-What a relief!
-Super sexy Nicole Neumann

More Tuna:
Sexy Brooke Burke Pictures
Willa Ford’s Maxim Pictures And Video Shoot
Halle Berry’s Cleavage Is Never Boring
Jordana Brewster Pictures

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Hungry

April 30th, 2007

Wow! This has got to be the best I’ve seen Jessica Simpson look all year! She looks awesome! From her head down to her toes and then back up to her massive chest! Speaking of Jessica‘s chest, her boobs are looking much bigger than usual (as if they weren’t already big enough!) and that’s because it appears that Jessica has put on some poundage. Usually this would be unacceptable by Hollywood Tuna standards, but since the weight is going to all the right places, I’ll let Jessica off the hook this time!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Victoria Beckham And Her Super Nipples!

April 30th, 2007

When I first saw these pictures of Victoria Beckham, like usual I was blown away! Once again, her mighty nipples made a public appearance. But ladies, after further scrutiny, I noticed that Victoria was wearing a bra, which means Posh’s nipples penetrated through two articles of clothing!? That’s superhero like! We’ve now discovered Posh‘s superpowers: nipples of steel!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, PacificCoastNews

Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures

April 30th, 2007

Kate Bosworth is flat and about as curvy as a chopstick. Usually these are characteristics that tend to keep you off the pages of Hollywood Tuna, but I figured I’d make an exception for Kate in this case. Why you may be asking? Well I’m posting them as a curiosity more than anything. Yes folks, here’s a rare occasion where a pretty starlet can make bikini pics about as exciting as watching cheese age. Way to go Kate! You win D-cup implants! Call me.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

TunaFlix.com Update

April 30th, 2007

“Captivity” Trailer: I’m Disgusted

Jessica Alba Goodness

The Invisible Review

And more…

A Nell McAndrew Picture Moment

April 30th, 2007

Nell McAndrew Pictures
Traci Bingham Pictures
Marisa Miller Pictures
Sara Foster Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

Kristin Cavallari Ruins A See Through Moment

April 27th, 2007

If there’s one girl who shouldn’t be wearing a bra out in public, it is Kristin Cavallari! But don’t worry, sooner or later people will lose complete interest in her and she’ll have no choice but to walk around naked just to get noticed. That or make a sex tape. So this will be the last time you’ll see her here on Hollywood Tuna. I want to speed up the process. Kristin Cavallari who?

Canned Tuna

April 27th, 2007

Britney Spears Is Sagging (Egotastic!)
Lindsay Lohan‘s Driver Is An Excellent Driver (IDLYITW)

Fergie Is Damn Greasy (Dlisted)
Britney Spears In Stripper Attire (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hilary Down With Working Her Core (Popsugar)
Paris‘ Autopsy Art Pics for Safe Prom (Hollywood Rag)

Ivanka Trump & Her Legs (The Bastardly)
Eddie Murphy‘s Hot Tub Days (City Rag)

Kirsten Dunst Has a Good BS-Meter (Just Jared)
Cameron Diaz Overreacts (A Socialite’s Life)

Gay Or Metrosexual: JC Chasez? (Jossip)
David & Victoria Beckhan Twin Look (I’m Not Obsessed)

Yum! Fitness Model Marzia Prince (The Grumpiest)
Weekend Hotness Holly Weber (Horny Oyster)

Tyra Banks Squeezes Conan O’Brien‘s Pecs (Popoholic)
Paris Hilton Adopts Some Kittens (ICYDK)

David Goyer To Direct “Magneto”

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
When John Mayer Goes Away, Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Come Out To Play
Christina Aguilera Brings Back Xtina
What’s That Under Fergie’s Panties?
Elle Macpherson Ages But Her Nipples Don’t

US’ Hot Hollywood 2007 Pictures

April 27th, 2007

Here’s at Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, J-Lo and Rose McGowan at some event called “Us Hot Hollywood 2007“. I’d love to be naked with each and everyone of them. They’d probably not enjoy it as much as me, but I would just attribute that to them being frigid ““ especially J-Lo. Actually I take it back, I wouldn’t touch her.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Daily Tuna

April 27th, 2007

-Welcome to denial island!
-Follow the bouncing boobs
-The greatest TV show on Earth!
-Diet Coke: Topless Girl

-Drew Barrymore is looking good!
-OMG! Rocio Guirao Diaz
-Super sexy Eva La Rue
-Funny stripper prank

More Tuna:
Kate Moss Pictures
Charlize Theron Pictures
April Scott Pictures
Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures

Carmen Electra FHM Magazine Pictures

April 27th, 2007

My love/hate relationship with Carmen Electra continues. And today, after viewing the latest Russian FHM magazine with her in it, I’m back to loving her again! She looks damn hot in these pictures! So hot that I feel the sudden urge to get up from my computer and rush to the local strip club to find a Carmen look alike, which is like trying to find toothpaste at a pharmacy.

A Single Petra Nemcova Is Way Hotter

April 27th, 2007

It’s been a while since I did a post on Petra Nemcova and that’s mainly because she was dating that no talent hack James Blunt. It hurt too much emotionally to do posts on her knowing that he was having his way with her and I wasn’t! Well, now that she’s single again, Petra‘s stock has risen back to where it once was here on Hollywood Tuna, and I predict you’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the near future… especially if she keeps showing up to events looking like this. And now that she’s single and just waiting for me to come knock on her door, I predict that Petra and I will be having a lovely Czech wedding in the upcoming weeks. So what if she doesn’t know it yet?