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May 31st, 2007

Beyonce Is Packing Some Meat (IDLYITW)
Keri Russell & A Bottle Of Whipped Cream (Egotastic!)

Coco Ho’s Up Her Magazine! (Dlisted)
Sexy Jessica Alba Is Still Hating On Hollywood (Popsugar)

Monica Is The Hotter Cruz (Just Jared)
Lindsay Promises To Clean Up (Pink Is The New Blog)

Paris Hilton Will Get Special Treatment Anyway (Hollywood Rag)
Sopranos Oh Oh Ohs! (City Rag)

Angelina Jolie + Adriana Lima = ???? (The Bastardly)
Who the Hell is Paula GarcÃƒÂ©s? (The Grumpiest)

Mischa Barton Still Detoxing From Cisco Adler (ASL)
More Like Paula Wah-bul (MollyGood)

Another Father-Daughter Moment For The Lohans (I’m Not Obessed)
Brittany Murphy‘s Husband Speaks! (ICYDK)

Sexy Celebrity Shoulders (Trendmill)
Beth Ditto: Blame Gay Guys for Skinny Girls (Buzznet)

Brad & Angie To Tie The Knot (Hollyscoop)

Zooey Deschanel Joins Wahlberg & Shyamalan In “The Happening”

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Victoria Beckham’s Shirt 1, Breasts 0
Paulina Rubio Keeps It Going
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boyfriend Is Real Cool
Willa Ford’s Maxim Pictures And Video Shoot

Adriana Lima Is Hot And Very Tolerable

May 31st, 2007

Here’s Adriana Lima at the “Dance For Tolerance” fundraiser. It’s an event to bring to kids together from around the world and you know, learn to be friends or something. It’s a very noble cause and that’s why I am posting these pics. Actually that’s a lie. I’m posting these pics because she’s hot. This fundraiser could have been called “Dance For Slavery“ and I’d still put her sexy photos up and fight any man who speaks ill of her.

Daily Tuna

May 31st, 2007

-It’s confirmed! This is the hottest girl ever!
-Kinky guy wants his girl to dress up like sexy stormtrooper
-Pippy, the begging kitty
-Skater wipeouts

-Nikki Ziering‘s in a tiny bikini
-Geeks rejoice! Kristen Bell likes Star Wars
-Avril Lavigne shows some cleavage
-Lindsay on a pole!

More Tuna:
Rose McGowan Pictures
Katherine Heigl Pictures
Christina Aguilera Nylon Magazine Pictures
Lacey Chabert Maxim Magazine Pictures
Scarlett Johansson Takes A Fall!
Cindy Margolis Is Taking It Off For Playboy

Bad News! Anna Kournikova Is Not Single!!!

May 31st, 2007

Enrique Iglesias was joking when he announced his split from Anna Kournikova and they are still together. The Spanish heart-throb told journalists during a promotional visit to Sweden that he had split with the former tennis ace. He said, “We’ve split. I’m single now and it’s OK. I don’t mind being single.” But the star has told British magazine Hello he was joking. During an interview with the publication, Iglesias revealed the Russian is still the love of his life. He says, “It is the first serious relationship I’ve had in my life.”
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Screw you Enrique! You just made me look like a total chump for reporting that you had in fact parted ways with Anna Kournikova. What the hell does she see in you anyway? Besides your good looks, silky smooth crooner voice, Latin dance moves and massive bank account, I don’t think you’re all that. Anyway I hate you because I can’t be you. Next time you wanna be a funny guy and make us laugh, how bout writing all the songs on your next album. That would be a hoot.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Emily Scott Gives Us A Hand

May 31st, 2007

Well it’s Emily Scott’s second appearance on Hollywood Tuna. Emily is the kind of chick who seems to pop up at the right times. When everything in the gossip world has gone stale and there’s nothing remotely interesting to write about, she suddenly appears. Actually, to be honest any hot girl would have done the trick, but Emily just so happened to be in the new FHM Magazine. So thanks Emily for helping out.

TunaFlix.com Update

May 31st, 2007

Mourning for Lindsay Lohan’s Career

Dane Cook To Star In “Bachelor No. 2″³

Two More “Transformers” Movies?

And more…

A Kelly Hu Picture Moment

May 31st, 2007

Alyssa Milano Pictures
Leeann Tweeden Pictures
Jarah Mariano Pictures
Bianca Gascoigne Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

Canned Tuna

May 30th, 2007

Jessica Alba Has Nice … (City Rag)
More of Kelly Brook‘s Photoshoot (Egotastic!)

Paris Hilton Will Read To Sick Children! (Dlisted)
Britney Spears Pukes In The Men’s Bathroom (IDLYITW)

Rihanna‘s Shows Off Her Legs (Just Jared)
Britney Loves To Shop! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Heidi Klum Takes A Lick (Popsugar)
No Fat Chicks At Nicole Richie‘s Party (Hollywood Rag)

Breaking News! Jessica Alba Gets Nails Done (The Bastardly)
Vannessa Anne Hugdens Bikini Pictures (The Grumpiest)

Paris Bounced From Book (A Socialite’s Life)
Does Dina Lohan Look Like Lindsay? (MollyGood)

Heidi Klum Names Her Boobs (Derek Hail)
This Girl Could Use A Little Support! (Trendmill)

No Doubt‘s Dozen Demos (Buzznet)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Alyssa Milano Bikini Pictures
Rihanna Is Naked Under Her Umbrella
Heather Graham’s Lesbian Comeback
Hilary Swank Rocks The Jeans & Tank Top

Kristen Bell In A Pink Bikini!

May 30th, 2007

It’s another one of those slow days where nothing interesting is going on. Maybe there is but chances are it’s about Lindsay Lohan and I’ve decided to tune myself out of all that nonsense. I mean, you can only take so much! So instead of Lindsay, I present you Kristen Bell wearing a nice little pink bikini. Anyway Kristen‘s hot, she has a nice body and she’s not Lindsay. So enjoy.

Daily Tuna

May 30th, 2007

-The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marissa Miller
- Game show contestant’s huge rack
-Joanna Krupa‘s sexy calendar shoot
-Rob Lowe‘s sex PSA

-Shannon Elizabeth will make you sweat
-Babe of the Month: Giorgia Palmas
-Impressive boob dance
-Hot Pamela Camassa pics

More Tuna:
Krista Allen Pictures
Aishwarya Rai Pictures
Gemma Atkinson Pictures
Joanna Krupa Pictures
Rebecca Loos Pictures
Nicole Da Silva Pictures

Is This The New Petra Nemcova?

May 30th, 2007

There’s something I’ve noticed ever since Petra Nemcova dumped James Blunt: she’s been slutting up the scene. Originally, I fell in love with Petra after her Tsunami surviving incident. I found her to be a positive, courageous role model… but now all that has changed. And for the better! If she keeps on going down this path, I think you will be seeing a lot more of Petra on Hollywood Tuna! Keep it up Petra!

2007 Miss Universe Bikini Pictures

May 30th, 2007

Here are some bikini pictures from the 2007 Miss Universe pageant. Now I don’t know who anyone is except for Miss USA Rachel Smith or better yet the girl who fell flat on her ass but who cares they’re all damn hot! Besides, I like my girls anonymous anyway. Chances are if I know your name, I haven’t slept with you.