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Canned Tuna

May 29th, 2007

Salma Hayek Keeps Getting Bigger!!! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Is Lindsay Going Back To Rehab? (Egotastic!)

Jessica Simpson Needs A Hug! Me First! (IDLYITW)
Jennifer Aniston & Her Nips Hit the Beach! (Dlisted)

Britney Opens Up About Feeling Lost (Popsugar)
Celebrity Wedgies! (City Rag)

Skeletal Nicole Richie Doesn’t Care (Hollywood Rag)
What Did Britney Spears Spill On Her Dress? (The Bastardly)

Ashley Judd Wins Indy 500? (The Grumpiest)
Paris Hilton‘s Memorial Day Bash (Just Jared)

Pam Anderson Has A Nude Awakening (MollyGood)
Alyson Hannigan Is No Longer A Redhead! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Britney Spears Goes Yachting (A Socialite’s Life)
Natalie Portman Saddened By “˜Star Wars’ Snub (ICYDK)

Just Two Hot Girls Cause I Feel Like It (Trendmill)
Manson Does Timberlake: Love or Rape? (Buzznet)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Adriana Lima Is Human After All
Kristin Cavallari Ruins A See Through Moment
Paulina Rubio’s Got Legs
Angelina Jolie Looking Sexy At Ocean’s Thirteen Premiere

Miss USA Rachel Smith Falls!

May 29th, 2007

Here’s Miss USA Rachel Smith‘s recap on her Miss Universe experience:

She came, she fell, she got booed, and she lost.

I felt bad for her for a second”¦ then remembered that she’s probably never paid a penny for a drink in her life, and probably has a sugar daddy in every city.

Sucker.

*Check out the Miss Universe bikini pictures

Miss USA Rachel Smith Falls Video

Daily Tuna

May 29th, 2007

-Lindsay Lohan shows off her mega cleavage!
-The best of Keira Knightley (side boob included)!
-Can you say cantaloupes!
-Crazy performance car doc

-Petra Nemcova gets leggy!
-Sophie Howard leans over!
-A balloon not exploding in high-speed
-A Pussycat Doll shows us some sexy positions

More Tuna:
Shannon Elizabeth Pictures
Rose McGowan Pictures
Brooke Burke Pictures
Nell McAndrew Pictures
Abigail Clancy Pictures

Good News! Anna Kournikova Is Single!!!

May 29th, 2007

It’s game, set and match for Anna Kournikova and heart-throb Enrique Iglesias. Spanish crooner Enrique and Russian tennis beauty Anna have parted after five years together. He confessed: “We’ve split. I’m single now and it’s OK. I don’t mind being single.”
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Well, it was only a matter of time, but after 5 years, Anna Kournikova is looking for a new doubles partner. I’m guessing that this news is making guys all over the world very, very happy, but let’s get real here for a second: we have about as much of a shot of getting with Anna as she does winning the US Open, single or not. On the bright side though, this means we’ll most likely be seeing her out in public, hitting the clubs, hopefully getting caught in a Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan moment. The article reports Anna is already in Vegas celebrating her breakup. Now that’s something I can get happy about.

Photo: PacificCoastNews

Jenna Jameson Goes Back To Her Roots

May 29th, 2007

LOS ANGELES ““ Adult film icons Jenna Jameson and Janine team up to create the dark sexual fantasy film, “Janine Loves Jenna” which was released this month by Vivid Entertainment and ClubJenna. The long-awaited installment in the “…Loves Jenna” series boasts the landmark return of the actresses on screen together for the first time in 12 years. This big budget blockbuster also marks the first time Jameson has performed with a male co-star since “The Masseuse” in 2005.
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Well finally some good news from the Jenna Jameson camp! Lately it seems like all I’ve been able to report on her has been her abnormal weight loss, or her feud with Tera Patrick. So you can imagine how pleased I am reporting that Jenna will be getting it on with Janine Lindemulder, who is another of my favorite adult stars. If you’re not sure who Janine is, maybe this Blink 182 video will jog your memory. Anyway, I just hope Jenna can pack on a few pounds before shooting. I don’t like seeing boney ass on film, even if the top porn star on Earth is the owner.

Heather Locklear Still Sexy In A Bikini

May 29th, 2007

I’m not quite sure when these Heather Locklear bikini pictures were taken but I’ve never seen them before. For all I know they could be from the 80′s since Heather still looks exactly the same. Plus it’s hard to tell with that hat and those giant sunglasses covering a lot of her face. If they are recent though, then damn she looks good for her age. Case in point, just check out the friend she’s with, and be glad Heather never went down that road. And here’s hoping she never does, so we’ll be treated to pictures like these for years to come.”

TunaFlix.com Update

May 29th, 2007

“Hostel Part II”: Disturbing Movie Stills

“Knocked Up”: A Funny Deleted Scene

And more…

A Bree Amer Picture Moment

May 29th, 2007

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Krystal Forscutt Pictures
Sofia Zamolo Pictures
Brooke Burke Pictures
Tiffany Mulheron Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Calendar Photoshoot For Memorial Day

May 28th, 2007

Here’s Kelly Brook having her photos taken for her 2008 calender. I know it is Memorial Day and most people are away enjoying the long weekend, so this post goes out to every non-American who’s stuck doing their crappy desk jobs. I hope these Kelly Brook pics make you feel better.

Now unless there’s any big news (and no Lindsay Lohan‘s getting booked on suspicion of DUI does not qualify as big news), I will be taking it easy today. Enjoy!

Petra Nemcova’s Boob For A Memorial Day Weekend Finish!

May 25th, 2007

Well the long weekend is almost upon us, so I leave you with the always beautiful Petra Nemcova. Some of you may have noticed that she’s been kind enough to let her left breast out for a bit of air. What a sweet girl. I refuse to call this a nipple slip though. If I have to use my imagination to piece together the remaining 99.9% of nipple that isn’t showing, then I just call that a major tease. So enjoy a “nice breast moment” ““ 99.9% nipple-slip free!

Canned Tuna

May 25th, 2007

Beyonce Hits The Pool (Egotastic!)
Katee Holmes Will Lose Her Virginity In 27 Days! (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan Finally Stripping! (IDLYITW)
Justin‘s “In Love” With Jessica Biel! (Popsugar)

Britney Still Needs Work ON Her Ass (Pink Is The New Blog)
Dita Von Teese Needs A F$$kin’ Tan! (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Aniston Baby Rumors (City Rag)
How Hot Is Bar Refaeli? (The Bastardly)

Michele Merkin Is Too Hot (The Grumpiest)
Swing, Ms. Rodriguez, Swing (Just Jared)

Who Is This Girl? Please Make Her Go Away! (MollyGood)
Celebs In Trench Coats: Hot Or Not? (Trendmill)

Anna Falchi Will Make You Sweat (Horny Oyster)
Olivia Munn In Princess Leia’s Gold Bikini (Popholic)

What Really Happened To Paula‘s Nose? (A Socialite’s Life)
Mary-Kate Olsen: Born Again? (Buzznet)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Christina Aguilera Brings Back Xtina
Gemma Atkinson’s Breasts Will Be Huge In America
Eliza Dushku’s Strip Scene From Nobel Son
Christina Milian’s Smile Melts MTV’s TRL

Jessica Alba’s Nipples Can’t Cure My Cold

May 25th, 2007

I’ve been deathly ill for the last 5 days and let me tell you it’s not fun! If I’m not sleeping, I’m posting and if I’m not posting I’m sleeping! So I hope you guys can understand when I tell you this but I’m kind of sick of being sick. Right now my main goal is to get better and unfortunately seeing Jessica Alba‘s nipples poking though her shirt doesn’t excite me like it normally would. Now even if it did, I wouldn’t be able to feel a thing since I don’t have any blood circulation in the lower half of my body anymore from all this sickly lying around I’ve been doing. Anyway, I hope all of you appreciate these posts I’ve done the last few days because it’s been a real bitch! Now on a brighter note! I leave you Jessica Alba’s nipples!

Photo: PacificCoastNews

Daily Tuna

May 25th, 2007

-No comment!
-Rachel Bilson steams up the camera!
-The switch
-Bruce Campbell‘s sexy party

-Petra Nemova almost loses her dress!
-Holly Madison ass-ets are delightful
-Lindsay Price steamy Maxim photo shoot
-Pamela Anderson madness

More Tuna:
Katherine Heigl Pictures
Bar Rafaeli Pictures
Jewel Kilcher Pictures
Kristen Bell Pictures
Jessica Biel Pictures

Angelina Jolie Looking Sexy At Ocean’s Thirteen Premiere

May 25th, 2007

Here’s Angelina Jolie at the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere in Cannes. Now I don’t normally do posts on Angelina because she’s too busy saving the world. And while that’s noble and all, it’s not very sexy. Forgive me. I know I’m shallow, and I can admit I’m probably going to go to hell for some of the things I’ve written over the years. But guess what? So are most of you for tuning in and reading day in and out. See ya there.