I’m going to leave you guys today with some Heidi Montag bikini pictures. This week Heidi revealed to US Weekly that she got breast implants. Duh! Not like we didn’t know that already, but hey, I guess she wanted to get it off her chest *cough cough*. Anyway, enjoy Heidi‘s new boob job, and have yourself a good weekend.
ARCHIVES > September, 2007
|Naomi Watts Is A Real Birthday Babe|
|Seriously, A “Karate Kid” Remake?!|
Woah! Check out the rack Hilary Duff was sporting at last night’s Spirit of Life Award dinner. Sure they’re pushed up to the max, but I don’t care. I just want to get my grubby little hands all over those things. And trust me, I’m sure I’m not alone. You can tell Billy Ray‘s achy-breaky heart wants to do the same.
Strange! Hilary Duff’s Breasts Are Not That Big!
Hilary Duff’s Legs Can’t Cure A Hangover
Hilary Duff Must Be Brainwashing Me
Hilary Duff In Tight, Tight Leather Pants!
Hilary Duff’s “So You Think You Can Dance” Video
I have some good news ladies! No longer will you have to squeeze your boobs into those uncomfortable-fitting bras, because Victoria’s Secret has found a solution: wireless! Yes, you heard right! Still don’t believe me? Well, here’s proof: Alessandra Ambrosio on E! News showing it off. Warning! Alessandra has the ability to turn any woman into a full-fledged raging nymph lesbo! Viewer discretion is advised.
|Alessandra Ambrosio Bra Video|
Rihanna’s showstopping raunchy outfits are causing her some stress. The Umbrella singer is terrified she will fall victim to the type of wardrobe malfunction that famously afflicted Janet Jackson. She says: “That’s the worst thing! You have to go for fittings to make sure the stuff is pretty secure!”.
So let me get this straight. Rihanna likes to dress up like a little slut for her concerts, but at the same time worries about having wardrobe malfunctions. Hmm, I wonder why? Maybe it’s because she’s worried people might find something out”¦ like a boob job? In any case, that’s a lot of stress for a young girl to have to deal with on a daily basis. Someone please slip her wardrobe department a $50 so we can get the “malfunction“ over with and put an end to all this anxiety.
|Megan Fox Withdrawal? Here’s Your Fix|
|“Indy 4″³ Gossiper And The Curse Of The Jilted Director|
I don’t watch much TV, but I do know that Kristen Bell is the newest cast member of Heroes. And it looks like they didn’t waste any time getting her in a bikini for one of her scenes. Smart move! Now, if only they can work in a lesbian scene between her and that cute little midget Hayden Panettiere, I think they might have found themselves one more diehard fan!
Anna Faris, Aspiring Porn Star?
Shannon Elizabeth Pictures
Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures
Carmen Electra Got Cleavage!
Ashley Olsen’s Training Bra Exposed?!!
Britney Spears Needs Some Pussy Control!
I don’t know why Alyssa Milano is doing a photoshoot in a shower fully-clothed other than maybe the photographer thought she blends in well with the marble. This is honestly confusing me (and from the look on her face, Alyssa‘s just as confused as I am). What would provoke such a bizarre shoot? Is there a part two I’m missing? I need answers!
Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Jay Leno the other night doing push-ups. I have no clue why – her chest definitely isn’t the problem area, it’s her lower half! If anything, she should really be doing squats; the girl’s got some serious back. Anyway, regardless of her ever-widening hips, I’d still like to give JLH’s ass a little personal one-on-one workout. We could even video tape the whole thing. I’m sure it would be a huge hit!
*Sorry about the low quality pictures. I didn’t realise how crap they were until after putting the post together. If you come across the vid, please send.
Well, here’s the Natalie Portman nude scene from Hotel Chevalier. Seriously, this is such a disappointment. It’s worse than watching two snails mate. All you really see is her bare ass! You’d at least expect some naked frontal with this artsy piece of crap. Now I know why I hardly do posts on Natalie. Girl is boring!