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October 31st, 2007

Ashley Olsen & Lance Armstrong?! (Popsugar)
When Does Sienna Miller Ever Cover Up? (Egotastic!)

Owen Wilson Is Dating Jessica Simpson? (Dlisted)
Amy Fisher Is A Porn Star (IDLYITW)

Britney‘s Number 1 (Pink Is The New Blog)
Kelly Osbourne‘s Boobs Get Into Mischief (City Rag)

Pregnant Nicole Richie Is Not a Smoker (Hollywood Rag)
Christina Aguilera: More Baby Store Shopping! (Just Jared)

Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness Overload (The Bastardly)
The Lohans Pretend To Be A Family (ASL)

Is Angelina Jolie Still Hot? (Flynet)
Ashlee Simpson Now 23 Years Untalented (MollyGood)

Britney Spears See-Through Top? (The Grumpiest)
Lindsay Lohan Is Out (I’m Not Obsessed)

Melissa George Is Sexy In Arena Magazine (ICYDK)

Jessica Biel Pictures Jessica Biel Sporting A See-Through Shirt In LA
Jessica Alba Naked Jessica Alba Won’t Get Naked?!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures
Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures
Jennifer Aniston Has Style”¦ And Pokies
Vida Guerra King Magazine Pictures

Amanda Bynes Got Milk?

October 31st, 2007

Amanda Bynes Pictures

Here’s another one of those dirty Got Milk? ads featuring cutie Amanda Bynes. The ad reads:

Metamorphosis. What’s changed since the “Amanda Show”? Me. And milk has helped. Studies suggest teens who choose milk over sugary drinks tend to be leaner, plus the protein helps build muscle. Grow beautiful, inside and out.”

Now I guess the butterfly on Amanda Bynes’s nose symbolizes metamorphosis, but because I never graduated high school, I don’t even know what that is. I think it’s a biological process by which an animal physically develops after birth or hatching, involving a conspicuous and relatively abrupt change in the animal’s form or structure through cell growth and differentiation. Some insects, amphibians, molluscs, crustaceans, cnidarians, echinoderms and tunicates undergo metamorphosis, which is usually (but not always) accompanied by a change of habitat or behaviour. But that’s just a guess.

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Daily Tuna

October 31st, 2007

Mila Kunis Is Still Super Cute

October 31st, 2007

Mila Kunis Pictures

I didn’t know that Mila Kunis was a voice on Family Guy. Here I thought she was just an out-of-work actress, but then again, I don’t watch much TV besides the Food Network (they have the hottest chicks, and they’re in the kitchen where they belong! …Just kidding, or am I?). Anyway, it’s a shame she’s doing voice work, when she should really be in front on the camera showing off her sexy little body. The girl is damn cute, and she hasn’t changed one bit since That 70’s Show. Yeah I know she was like 16 years old, but she was a mature 16 year old! That’s got to count for something!

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Mila Kunis Pictures Mila Kunis Pictures Mila Kunis Pictures

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Photos: SplashOnlineNews

Tila Tequila Is Inspirational

October 31st, 2007

Tila Tequila Pictures

Tila Tequila is living proof that really short, kind of cute, bordering on sexy-looking girls can be successful models/internet hoochies if they work hard at it. So to all you young girls who think you’re not pretty enough, tall enough, or talented enough to be a successful online ho’, that’s nonsense. Just turn on your webcam and let’s roll (Yahoo Messenger: thebigtuna29). No Dad, I’m not talking to you.

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Tila Tequila Pictures Tila Tequila Pictures Tila Tequila Pictures

Tila Tequila Pictures Tila Tequila Pictures Tila Tequila Pictures

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Canned Tuna

October 30th, 2007

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Are One (City Rag)
Natalie Portman Is Pretty in Parade (Egotastic!)

Christina Aguilera Might Be Having Twins (IDLYITW)
Ashley Olsen‘s Halloween Costume Is Awesome (Dlisted)

Britney‘s Blackout Is Out (Pink Is The New Blog)
Heidi & Seal Work It for the Cameras (Popsugar)

Angelina Jolie Pregnancy Rumor (Hollywood Rag)
Ferige Is A Checkboard Chick (Just Jared)

Christina Ricci Is Surprisingly Hot (The Bastardly)
No Vegas Party For Lindsay Lohan (ASL)

Britney Spears Offends Catholic Church (MollyGood)
Paris Hilton Likes Trashy Lingerie (The Grumpiest)

Petra Nemcova Is Irresistible (Popoholic)
Hottie Nicoleta Luciu On A BMW (Horny Oyster)

Bar Rafaeli Pictures Bar Rafaeli’s Ginormous Cleavage In Rome
Angelina Jolie Wanted Get A First Look At Angelina Jolie In Wanted!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Kim Kardashian Playboy Preview
Christina Aguilera’s Pregnant Profile Shot Of The Day
Keira Knightley Needs Breasts. Not Food!
Heidi Montag Showers In Her Bikini
Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures

Jessica Simpson In Some Hot Daisy Dukes Action

October 30th, 2007

Jessica Simpson Pictures

I know I’ve been doing a lot of Jessica Simpson posts lately, and I’m trying my hardest not to, but I just can’t help myself this time: she’s in a pair of Daisy Dukes! And when that happens, I get this uncontrollable urge from above to share my findings with you. It must be the reason for my existence. So don’t get mad at me, blame Tom Cruise! He’s my leader.

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Hayden Panettiere Flashes Her Bikini Top

October 30th, 2007

Hayden Panettiere Pictures

Oooo, isn’t it scandalous? Hayden Panettiere flashing her bikini top! OK, not really, but I’m sure if I was a virgin I’d be going crazy for this cute little midget, hoping she becomes the next Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. So for all you sexless chaps, enjoy.

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Hayden Panettiere Pictures Hayden Panettiere Pictures Hayden Panettiere Pictures

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Canned Tuna

October 29th, 2007

Paris In Wh%reland (Dlisted)
Mena Suvari Does Vanity Fair Italy (Egotastic!)

Nicole Richie Is A Great Mom (IDLYITW)
Marilyn Manson Dresses up For Halloween (Pink Is The New Blog)

Xtina Decorates Her Home Not Herself (Popsugar)
Lindsay Lohan Is Tight (Hollywood Rag)

Baby Spice Bound For Los Angeles (Just Jared)
Is Denise Richards Getting Some Work Done? (The Bastardly)

Lindsay Lohan Pictures Perfect (City Rag)
Britney Has A Counterpart In Britain! (ASL)

Britney Spears Is Classy! (MollyGood)
Hilary Duff In Hotpants (The Grumpiest)

Gwen Stefani Wants You All Over Her (Celebslam)
Avril Lavigne Is A French Maid (Derek Hail)

Katie Price Cleans Up Nicely (I’m Not Obsessed)
Paris Says She Will Go To Rwanda (ICYDK)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Kim Kardashian Playboy Preview
Jennifer Garner’s Raggedy Ass Is A Filler
Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures
Victoria Beckham Is A Wonder

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