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Tila Tequila Isn’t Bisexual? Does It Really Matter?

November 30th, 2007

Self-proclaimed bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow. The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” about her search for the perfect mate – male or female. But it’s “all a sham,” says a source close to the show. “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.
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Alright, I don’t know what the big deal is if Tila Tequila isn’t bi. It’s just a silly MTV show. All I really care about, is when she’s going to start doing hardcore porn. She can pretend to be a lesbian all she wants there too. And if she needs any tips, I’ve got a tip in my pants I’ll let her use.

Canned Tuna

November 30th, 2007

Kristen Bell‘s Looking Good At The Nextel Cup Celebration (Egotastic!)
The Girl Next To Penelope Cruz Is Damn Hot! (Dlisted)

Eeesh! Katie Holmes New Hairdo! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Katie Price Shows Her Panties (IDLYITW)

Lindsay Lohan Kicks Riley To The Curb (Popsugar)
Katherine Heigl Takes a Hit of Grass (Just Jared)

Lesbian Fantasy: Olivia Wilde & Jennifer Morrison (The Bastardly)
Tara Reid Is A Hooker? (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Aniston‘s Nose Job? (City Rag)
Paris Hilton Is Actually Looking Good (ASL)

Britney Spears Not Yet Capsized (Mollygood)
Hot Nikki Ziering Bikini Pictures (The Grumpiest)

Geri Halliwell Is Getting Mad Skinny (Flynet)
Charisma Carpenter Is Hot And Single!!! (Popoholic)

Gabrielle Richens – The Pleasure Machine!!! (Horny Oyster)

Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sexy Birthday Girl

Reese Witherspoon Makes A Lot Of Dough!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jenna Jameson Bikini Pictures
Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures
Lucy Pinder Not Naked In Ralph Magazine?!
Jessica Alba Is Awake But Not Naked

Stacy Keibler Is Back And Looking Damn Sexy

November 30th, 2007

Finally, Stacy Keibler decides to wear something a little sexy. Sure, it’s not her trademark booty shorts she used to wear in the WWE, but I guess this will do. Unfortunately, I’m afraid it’s too little, too late; Stacy‘s 15 minutes of fame are over. I’m just posting this because I think, now more than ever, Stacy needs to put those luscious legs to good use and Figure 69 body lock The Tuna to help resurrect her career.

Can Petra Nemcova Get Any Hotter?!!

November 30th, 2007

Here’s another one of those “Can Petra Nemcova get any hotter?” posts. Yes, I’ve done so many of them, that it’s nearly impossible to come up with anything new or fresh to say. It’s as if my mind is shooting blanks. But don’t worry, that’s the only thing that’s shooting blanks, if you know what I mean….Come Here Petra, let’s get you pregnant.

Daily Tuna

November 30th, 2007

-J’adore Charlize Theron
-Awesome redhead dances like a maniac
-Chocolate Rain now with hot chicks
-Breakdancing for beer

-Joanna Krupa is damn sexy
-What a name: Vikki Blows!
-Kelly Pickler is not so bright
-Mmm… Bikini and Bikes!

More Tuna:
Emma Stone Pictures At Superbad Premiere
Jessica Biel Fears Nude Scenes
Elisha Cuthbert’s Hair Is Gone!
Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures
Jessica Simpson Got Cleavage!
Jessica Alba & Scarlett Johansson: The Ultimate Lesbian Fantasy

Rihanna’s Breasts Are Tasty!

November 30th, 2007

Rihanna‘s cleavage was looking mighty tasty the other night in a leopard print dress at the Bambi Awards. Come to think of it, the rest of her looked pretty damn appetizing as well. You know, someone should make a cook book with dishes that represent different celebrities. So any time you’re in the mood for a little taste of Rihanna, you could whip up a Rihanna chocolate cream pie. And if you’re feeling a little adventurous, you can try a Britney Spears tuna and vomit shake. Man, am I brilliant or what? Just don’t go stealing my idea now.

Lisa Marie Scott Picture Moment

November 30th, 2007

Lisa Marie Scott Picture Moment
Lisa Marie Scott Picture Moment
Lisa Marie Scott Picture Moment
Lisa Marie Scott Picture Moment
Lisa Marie Scott Picture Moment
Celebrity Pictures

Mischa Barton Arena Magazine Pictures

November 29th, 2007

Well, I guess the people at Arena Magazine still consider Mischa Barton famous. You’ll have to forgive them, after all, they’re British. Just kidding, I love you guys. Without you, there wouldn’t be any naturally big-breasted women for me to write about. And speaking of breasts, Mischa Barton’s showing a little hint of some nipple action in one of the pics, but you’ll need your super virgin goggles to see it. Anyway, she actually looks pretty good in this photoshoot, and I hate to admit it, but I kind of missed seeing her and her nipples around.

Canned Tuna

November 29th, 2007

Posh Get A Funbag Upgrade? (Dlisted)
Natalie Portman‘s New York Times T Magazine Shoot (Egotastic!)

Penelope Cruz & Javier Collect Memory Cards (Popsugar)
Rihanna Is A “˜Seventeen’ Cover Girl (Just Jared)

Kristen Bell Is A Tongue Tease (Pink Is The New Blog)
Tara Reid Is Still Partying Hard (IDLYITW)

Vida Guerra Gets Bagged (The Bastardly)
Nicole Kidman‘s Kids Don’t Call Her Mommy (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton Upskirt (City Rag)
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s Marriage Is Fine, Thanks (ASL)

$50K Kardashian Theft Goes Unreported (Mollygood)
Chantelle Houghton‘s Cleavage For Ultimo (The Grumpiest)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged (Celebslam)
Scarlett Johansson Wore Red Lipstick (Derek Hail)

Sophie Monk Joins The Cast Of “Scary Movie 5″³

Anna Faris Is A Sexy Birthday Girl

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple Slip Picture!
Halle Berry’s Pregnant Boobs Takeover!
Jennifer Ellison Laughs At Fallen Paparazzi
Kim Smith Picture Moment

Rachel Bilson’s Booty Is Super Cute Too!

November 29th, 2007

It’s been a while since my last Rachel Bilson post so, with that in mind, here she is at some store trying on different shoes. But the real reason I’m posting these pics is that we’ve got some Rachel Bilson booty shots, and because I’m always so busy talking about how cute she is, I’ve never paid much attention to how cute her little butt is. That said, stop staring! That’s my future wife you’re looking at. Show some respect.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Daily Tuna

November 29th, 2007

-Josie Maran is hottest model!
-Sunbeds apparently have it out for sexy blondes
-This chicken is sly like a fox
-Asian girls in bed

-Lara Croft model in a bikini
-Kristin Cavallari‘s legs return
-Soulja Boy – Travis Barker‘s amazing remix!
-Jordan‘s boobs getting smaller?

More Tuna:
Jessica Biel Pictures At An LA Screening Of “Darfur Now
Jessica Alba Says She Will “Never Go Nude”
Jessica Alba Is Awake But Not Naked
Elizabeth Hurley’s Got Mad Cleavage!
Lacey Chabert Maxim Magazine Pictures
Pamela Anderson Wants To See Scarlett Johansson Naked!

Kristen Bell Is Sexy In Complex

November 29th, 2007

Here’s Kristen Bell in an upcoming issue of Complex magazine coming out in January. Apparently, they’re dubbing her as the The Woman OF Next Year. So the question is, who is the woman of now? And should I even be posting this considering I’m a few months early? It’s all very confusing. What’s not confusing though, is that Kristen Bell is looking pretty damn hot on these two covers, and I’m looking forward to seeing her spread. Literally.

Tila Tequila Lap Dances For Granny

November 29th, 2007

I’ve never watch the show ‘A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila‘ but maybe I should start. I’m a sucker for asian girls that act like whores and give lap dances. Even if the lap dance is performed for an old hag. It makes it all the more kinkier. And knowing that Tila is a little freak, she just earned herself a Shot At Love with Hollywood Tuna.