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Tila Tequila Isn’t Bisexual? Does It Really Matter?

Self-proclaimed bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow. The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” about her search for the perfect mate - male or female. But it’s “all a sham,” says a source close to the show. “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.
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Alright, I don’t know what the big deal is if Tila Tequila isn’t bi. It’s just a silly MTV show. All I really care about, is when she’s going to start doing hardcore porn. She can pretend to be a lesbian all she wants there too. And if she needs any tips, I’ve got a tip in my pants I’ll let her use.

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Canned Tuna

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Gabrielle Richens - The Pleasure Machine!!! (Horny Oyster)

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Stacy Keibler Is Back And Looking Damn Sexy

Finally, Stacy Keibler decides to wear something a little sexy. Sure, it’s not her trademark booty shorts she used to wear in the WWE, but I guess this will do. Unfortunately, I’m afraid it’s too little, too late; Stacy’s 15 minutes of fame are over. I’m just posting this because I think, now more than ever, Stacy needs to put those luscious legs to good use and Figure 69 body lock The Tuna to help resurrect her career.

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Can Petra Nemcova Get Any Hotter?!!

Here’s another one of those “Can Petra Nemcova get any hotter?” posts. Yes, I’ve done so many of them, that it’s nearly impossible to come up with anything new or fresh to say. It’s as if my mind is shooting blanks. But don’t worry, that’s the only thing that’s shooting blanks, if you know what I mean….Come Here Petra, let’s get you pregnant.

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Daily Tuna

-J’adore Charlize Theron
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Rihanna’s Breasts Are Tasty!

Rihanna’s cleavage was looking mighty tasty the other night in a leopard print dress at the Bambi Awards. Come to think of it, the rest of her looked pretty damn appetizing as well. You know, someone should make a cook book with dishes that represent different celebrities. So any time you’re in the mood for a little taste of Rihanna, you could whip up a Rihanna chocolate cream pie. And if you’re feeling a little adventurous, you can try a Britney Spears tuna and vomit shake. Man, am I brilliant or what? Just don’t go stealing my idea now.

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Lisa Marie Scott Picture Moment

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Mischa Barton Arena Magazine Pictures

Well, I guess the people at Arena Magazine still consider Mischa Barton famous. You’ll have to forgive them, after all, they’re British. Just kidding, I love you guys. Without you, there wouldn’t be any naturally big-breasted women for me to write about. And speaking of breasts, Mischa Barton’s showing a little hint of some nipple action in one of the pics, but you’ll need your super virgin goggles to see it. Anyway, she actually looks pretty good in this photoshoot, and I hate to admit it, but I kind of missed seeing her and her nipples around.

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Vida Guerra Gets Bagged (The Bastardly)
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Paris Hilton Upskirt (City Rag)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Marriage Is Fine, Thanks (ASL)

$50K Kardashian Theft Goes Unreported (Mollygood)
Chantelle Houghton’s Cleavage For Ultimo (The Grumpiest)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged (Celebslam)
Scarlett Johansson Wore Red Lipstick (Derek Hail)

Sophie Monk Joins The Cast Of “Scary Movie 5″³

Anna Faris Is A Sexy Birthday Girl

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Halle Berry’s Pregnant Boobs Takeover!
Jennifer Ellison Laughs At Fallen Paparazzi
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Rachel Bilson’s Booty Is Super Cute Too!

It’s been a while since my last Rachel Bilson post so, with that in mind, here she is at some store trying on different shoes. But the real reason I’m posting these pics is that we’ve got some Rachel Bilson booty shots, and because I’m always so busy talking about how cute she is, I’ve never paid much attention to how cute her little butt is. That said, stop staring! That’s my future wife you’re looking at. Show some respect.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Daily Tuna

-Josie Maran is hottest model!
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-Lara Croft model in a bikini
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Kristen Bell Is Sexy In Complex

Here’s Kristen Bell in an upcoming issue of Complex magazine coming out in January. Apparently, they’re dubbing her as the The Woman OF Next Year. So the question is, who is the woman of now? And should I even be posting this considering I’m a few months early? It’s all very confusing. What’s not confusing though, is that Kristen Bell is looking pretty damn hot on these two covers, and I’m looking forward to seeing her spread. Literally.

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Tila Tequila Lap Dances For Granny

I’ve never watch the show ‘A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila‘ but maybe I should start. I’m a sucker for asian girls that act like whores and give lap dances. Even if the lap dance is performed for an old hag. It makes it all the more kinkier. And knowing that Tila is a little freak, she just earned herself a Shot At Love with Hollywood Tuna.