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January 31st, 2008

The Hottest Gold Digger? (Dlisted)
Ellen Pompeo Is Saggy! (Egotastic!)

Kelly Rowland Does Her Best Rihanna (IDLYITW)
Kate Hudson Is A Blown Away Babe (Just Jared)

Posh Invades Boston! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Jessica Simpson‘s New Hairdo Is Hot (Popsugar)

Miranda Kerr In A Tight Tank Top (The Bastardly)
Kate Moss Plans To Marry (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Spears Breasts On The Offensive (City Rag)
Rihanna Smuggles Her Sexy Self Into The Airport (ASL)

The Notties Take Hollywood (Mollygood)
Katherine Heigl Gives Is A Nice Little Peek (The Grumpiest)

Asian Babe Azusa Yamamoto (Celebslam)

Emmanuelle Chriqui Pictures At The 14th Annual SAG Awards

Sexy Emmanuelle Chriqui Pictures

“Watch” Out For Carla Gugino!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Kate Beckinsale’s Got Legs
Jessica Biel GQ Magazine Pictures
Jessica Simpson And Mandy Moore Make A Great Pair
Brittany Murphy Gives Me Impure Thoughts

Well, Rihanna is the latest milk ad victim. So feast your perverted eyes on this fellas, because that girl’s got one big mess to clean off her face. I don’t know why they keep making these ads because honestly, the last thing I want to do after seeing Rihanna with goop on her face is have a glass of milk. The thought of it makes my stomach curdle.

Jewel’s Career Is Getting Hot And Spicy

January 31st, 2008

Jewel‘s career must be going “really” well, because here she is at some chili cook-off, and nothing screams success like getting invited to a cooking competition! Poor Jewel! You know, I’ve always loved her and her hippie ways. Especially those two beautiful bongs that I’d die to get my mouth around! Oh well, at least she looks good. I wish her better in the future!

Katherine Heigl Is The Most Desirable

January 31st, 2008

Just like they’ve been doing every year since 2001, the people at AskMen.com had their readers vote on the Most Desirable Woman of 2008. This year’s winner? Katherine Heigl. Really? That’s the people’s choice? Don’t get me wrong, Katherine’s hot and all, but she wasn’t even on my radar. If you ask me, Alessandra Ambrosio got robbed! That girl’s so hot she’s got her own air traffic control. And no one should be allowed near that landing strip but me. You guys can have Katherine, because given the choice between a TV star and a lingerie model, is it even a contest?

Here’s the rest of the Top 5:
3) Kate Beckinsale
4) Eva Mendes
5) Jessica Alba

Daily Tuna

January 31st, 2008

-Lesbian Fantasy: Adriana Lima & Isabeli Fontana
-Linda Cardellini is stunning!
-Victoria’s Secret rejects?
-Baseball in the crotch

-Petra Nemcova must smell good
-Aida Yespica is boobalicious
-Martina Stella is stunning
-Asleep on the job

More Tuna:
Elisha Cuthbert Pictures
Anna Faris Pictures
Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures
Nelly Furtado Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape?
Victoria Beckham’s Pokies Are Priceless

Alley Baggett Picture Moment

January 31st, 2008

Alley Baggett Pictures
Alley Baggett Pictures
Sophie Howard Pictures
Emily Scott Pictures
Emma Griffiths Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

Jessica Simpson Keeps Tormenting Dallas Fans

January 30th, 2008

You’ve got to love Jessica Simpson! She’s still tormenting the Dallas Cowboys by wearing one of their hats. Good for her. I thought it was the most ridiculous excuse ever for Dallas fans to blame their losses on her when it was obvious that their prize-winning quarterback is a choke artist. Can you blame him though? It’s got to be hard to care much about football when you’re scoring TDs in Jessica Simpson.

Photos: INFDaily.com

Canned Tuna

January 30th, 2008

Gwen Stefani Is No Doubt Pregnant (Just Jared)
Mariah Carey Goes Shopping (Egotastic!)

Brit Almost Drives Off A Cliff! (Dlisted)
Jessica Alba Does TRL (Pink Is The New Blog)

Britney Spears In A See Through Top (IDLYITW)
Ali Larter And Her Chocolate Factory (Popsugar)

Melissa Theuriau Not Topless But Very Hot! (The Bastardly)
Carmen Electra Coat Cover-Up (Hollywood Rag)

How Gay is Top Gun? (City Rag)
Angie‘s Pregnancy News For Sale? (ASL)

Verne Troyer, Lady Killer? (Mollygood)
Tamara Sedmak In German Maxim (The Grumpiest)

Katherine Heigl Smokin’ At Katsuya (I’m Not Obsessed)
Dr. Phil Talks About Britney Spears -Again! (ICYDK)

Odette Yustman Is Supernaturally Hot

Check Out Indy’s Newest Addition To His Arsenal!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Kim Kardashian Playboy Preview
Christina Aguilera’s Pregnant Profile Shot Of The Day
Keira Knightley Needs Breasts. Not Food!
Heidi Montag Showers In Her Bikini
Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures

Paris Hilton To Appear On Letterman Again! This Is Going To Be Good

January 30th, 2008

Well if there was ever a reason to stay home Friday night, Paris Hilton returning to the Late Show with David Letterman is it! If you recall, the last time she appeared David grilled her so badly Paris looked like she was going to cry! This time though she’s out supporting her new film, and it ought to be even more fun seeing what he has to say about that. Anyway, it’s a good thing for Tivo, because the last thing I want to be doing on a Friday night is watching Paris Hilton and not doing her. Oops, did I say that out loud? My bad. Please don’t tell anyone!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures Could Have Been Better

January 30th, 2008

Here are some lame pictures of Avril Lavigne in Miami having fun with one of her friends in a pool. They’re lame because there aren’t any full-body bikini shots, and judging by the small hint of cleavage we’re seeing from Avril, that’s a major let down! I know the girl may be the most obnoxious celebrity around, but her body is damn tight. My girlfriend is obnoxious too, but she has a great rack so I tolerate it! Otherwise I would have dumped the b!tch a long time ago!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Gemma Atkinson Is Topless In Nuts

January 30th, 2008

Here’s Gemma Atkinson in the latest Nuts Magazine, and finally we’re seeing her how she was meant to be seen. You don’t even notice that her face is average at best when you’re staring at those two huge funbags that look like they’re about to explode goo all over your screen! Well, at least let’s hope it’s her goo! Sicko.

Daily Tuna

January 30th, 2008

-Now that’s a sexy car
-Mmm… Miami heat!
-Earth Wind & Fire…. and air
-Mmm… Thighmaster

-Lindsay Lohan in a tight red shirt
-Olivia Munn is a cutie
-Deleted Family Guy scenes
-10 hottest videos ever

More Tuna:
Amanda Bynes Pictures
Melissa George Pictures
Keeley Hazell’s Sexy 2008 Calendar
Anna Kournikova Got Cleavage
Stacy Keibler’s Teary-eyed Birthday Party
Jessica Alba Ruins A See Through Moment

Karolina Kurkova Picture Moment

January 30th, 2008

Alyssa Milano Pictures
Leeann Tweeden Pictures
Jarah Mariano Pictures
Bianca Gascoigne Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures

January 29th, 2008

I’ve never been a fan of Uma Thurman, and not even her boobies in a bikini can change that. The girl has big feet and long skinny hands, and you know what that usually means? Well, for a guy it usually means they have a big penis, but for a girl I don’t know, and honestly I don’t really want to find out!