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February 29th, 2008

Jessica Alba Developped Early (Egotastic!)
Winona Ryder‘s O-Face (Dlisted)

Kate Moss And Kelly Osbourne Are Really Drunk (IDLYITW)
Madonna Is Dazed And Confused (Pink Is The New Blog)

Nicole Richie To Star In “˜Chicago’ (Just Jared)
Classic Alyssa Milano Hairiness (The Bastardly)

Lindsay Lohan Sticks With The Familiar (Popsugar)
Britney Spears Still Dressing Appropriately (Hollywood Rag)

Ha! Afro Envy (City Rag)
Mary-Kate Olsen‘s Googly-Eyed Glasses (ASL)

Tyra Continues To Think People Love Her (Mollygood)
Bijou Phillips Bikini Malfunction Pictures (The Grumpiest)

Natalie Portman Seriously Leggy On Letterman (Popoholic)
Nicole Jonnell Is Half Naked (Horny Oyster)

Kate Beckinsale Pictures At Kate Beckinsale’s Sexy Pictures At “Snow Angels” Premiere
The Tale Of Two Trailers: The Tale Of Two Trailers: “Iron Man” And “The Love Guru”

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jodie Marsh Needs A Man. Interested?
Alyssa Milano Touches Me In All The Right Places
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Together Again!
Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

Paris Hilton Topless In 944 Magazine

February 29th, 2008

Paris Hilton Pictures

Here’s Paris Hilton posing topless in the latest 944 Magazine. I know we all hate her, but let’s pretend this is the first time we’ve ever seen her. I know it’s hard to do but in order to enjoy these pictures of a half-naked skinny blond chick, it’s the only way. Try it, it almost works.

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Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly

February 29th, 2008

 Jessica Simpson Pictures

For all you out there that say Jessica Simpson isn’t pretty, here she is arriving at JFK airport with no makeup on and proving you wrong. The girl is absolutely gorgeous! The only complaint I have is that she hasn’t been dressing appropriately lately. It’s as if every time Jessica gets a new boyfriend she covers herself up, and when she’s single she goes out looking like this! So let’s hope she kicks this choke artist quarterback boyfriend to the curb soon, because Hollywood Tuna can’t survive without her and her Texan oil wells.

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Photos: INFdaily.com

Cheryl Tweedy Ruins A See Through Moment

February 29th, 2008

Cheryl Tweedy Pictures

Here’s my new favorite hottie Cheryl Tweedy spoiling what could have been my first opportunity to check out her boobs by wearing a bra under her t-shirt. Usually I get mad when a celebrity ruins a see-through moment, but since Cheryl is absolutely the most stunning thing I’ve laid eyes on in the last 24 hours, I’ll forgive her this one time. But if she thinks she can head out and pull a stunt like this again, she has something else coming to her. BTW, that’s just an empty threat, because in reality, I can’t do anything behind this computer except make a mess on myself.

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Daily Tuna

February 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan In Playboy Magazine? No, Paper!

February 28th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Pictures

Lindsay Lohan will get another chance to strip off and pose nude as Marilyn Monroe – if Hugh Hefner gets his way.Hefner wants the starlet to appear in Playboy recreating Monroe’s famous naked swim from her “˜Something’s Got to Give’ movie, according to U.S reports.
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I’m all for Lindsay Lohan posing in Playboy. It would certainly be way better than these Paper Magazine photos, but now that she’s already appeared nude, I say screw recreating Marylin Monroe again – let’s move things forward and recreate some Jenna Jameson spread eagle action. And then a Lindsay Lohan sex tape. And then a Lindsay Lohan gangbang… Hey, that’s just the natural progression of becoming a bonafide porn star. I don’ make the rules, I just uphold them.

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Canned Tuna

February 28th, 2008

Tyra Knows What It’s Like To Be Homeless (Dlisted)
Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Coochie (Egotastic!)

Jessica Alba Was A 6th Grade Ho (IDLYITW)
Angelina Is Going To Have Twins (Pink Is The New Blog)

Halle Berry Finally Making Scents (Just Jared)
Katherine Heigl Is Smoking! (The Bastardly)

Ashlee And Pete Are Not Engaged! (Popsugar)
Scarlett Johansson Is Jessica Biel‘s Love Doctor (Hollywood Rag)

Tom Winehouse? (City Rag)
AI’s Amanda Overmyer Drives Drunk, Sings Terribly (ASL)

Hogan Knows How To Creep Us Out Best (Mollygood)
Loni Anderson Is A GILF! (The Grumpiest)

Gwen Stefani Is Hot In V (Popbytes)
Izabel Goulart‘s Smokin’ Hotness! (Celebslam)

Kate Beckinsale Won't Appear In Kate Beckinsale Won’t Appear In “Underworld” Prequel
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Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jewel’s Breasts Are Gone!?
Marisa Miller Looks Forward To A Beating?!!!
Victoria Beckham’s Funbags Does San Jose
Rachel Stevens FHM Magazine Pictures

Rihanna Dons The Latex Again

February 28th, 2008

Rihanna Pictures

Well, yesterday Rihanna’s bad vocal skills were exposed while doing a very poor cover of Mariah Carey’s Hero at some high school talent show thingy, and today we got some new photos from her concert in Dublin. It’s a good thing pictures don’t have sound because our ears would be in danger. Anyway, even though Rihanna is in tight latex, I’ve lost my appreciation for her. Not because of her bad singing, but because this new hairdo makes her look like a dude.

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Lindsay Lohan In Daisy Dukes!

February 28th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Pictures

Here’s Lindsay Lohan rockin’ some Daisy Dukes yesterday while going to an AA meeting and then dinner. I’m a big fan of short shorts, but Lindsay is going to have to work on those a legs a bit if she wants to compete with Jessica Simpson, the reigning Queen of the Daisy Dukes. But don’t worry Lindsay, right now you’re the Queen Of T$t. That is, until Jessica Simpson goes topless, and then who knows?

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Tila Tequila’s Stripper Friends Video

February 28th, 2008

Rihanna Singing Video

Tila Tequila is no dummy. What’s a girl with dreams of being a singer but no musical talent to do? Make a song that will be played over and over again in every strip club across North America for the next ten years. Here’s her brand new video Stripper Friends and it’s pretty hot. Check it out!

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Sophie Monk Freed But Tainted

February 28th, 2008

Sophie Monk Pictures

Here’s the super sexy Sophie Monk chilling out in LA. We all know that her ex-boyfriend is the other loser from Good Charlotte that’s now getting an STD from Paris Hilton – which is surprising because that’s a huge step down from this extremely hot piece of ass. Anyway, even though Sophie‘s career has been tainted by dating him, and this will probably be the last time we see her hotness, some good can still come from all this: let’s hope Benji does the same to Paris!

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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