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Heidi Cortez Picture Moment

March 31st, 2008

Taya Parker Picture Moment
Lisa Snowdon Picture Moment
Louise Glover Picture Moment
Adrienne Manning Picture Moment
Heather Vandeven Picture Moment
Celebrity Pictures

Here are some Miranda Kerr lingerie pictures. I’m not sure what they’re for, but I doubt it’s Victoria’s Secret considering one of the outfits has the Playboy logo on it. Unfortunately, I doubt she’ll be appearing in any Playboy magazines in the near future, but the girl is cute as button and if she appeared nude now what else would there be to look forward to? So let’s not rush things!

Canned Tuna

March 31st, 2008

George Clooney‘s Girlfriend Is A Hot Ho’ (IDLYITW)
Paris Hilton Gets The Money Shot! (Dlisted)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hides Her Ass! (The Bastardly)
Madonna Hot In Vanity Fair? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Victoria Beckham Gets Waxed! (Just Jared)
Demi Moore Is Nude (City Rag)

Ashlee Simpson and Rihanna So Punk (Hollywood Rag)
Kate Bosworth Goes Colorful for a California Day (Popsugar)

Jennifer Lopez Is Shrinking Back To Size (ASL)
Heidi Montag Is Most Fashionable (Mollygood)

Danielle Bux Bikini Pictures (The Grumpiest)
Pamela Anderson And Her Superhero Boobs (I’m Not Obsessed)

The Donald Wants Ashley Dupre (ICYDK)

Hayden Panettiere Pictures At Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards

Need Your “Indiana Jones” Fix? Check Out The New TV Spot

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Kate Beckinsale’s Got Legs
Jessica Biel GQ Magazine Pictures
Jessica Simpson And Mandy Moore Make A Great Pair
Brittany Murphy Gives Me Impure Thoughts

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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Ho’licious

March 31st, 2008

You have to give Mariah Carey some credit for being consistent. Here she is in another hooker-inspired outfit from the ’90s showing off her cleavage. It’s hard to make fun of Mariah when she’s the only celebrity that doesn’t experiment or mix up her style. Besides, I like hookers and these days, it’s finally fashionable to be one.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

More Krystal Forscutt In Zoo Magazine

March 31st, 2008

Krystal Forscutt‘s Zoo Magazine photoshoot must have been such a success that they decided to release some more shots for their summer special. I’d like to think I contributed to its popularity, but that doesn’t matter. What does matter is that we’re getting more of Krystal Forscutt‘s hotness. And that’s never a bad thing.

Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Profile Shot Of The Day

March 31st, 2008

Alright, I can’t think of anything to say because I’m still in shock, but these profile pictures of Lindsay Lohan‘s ass are damn weird. I’ve never seen anything like it before, except when I was a child and had a nasty cyst growing out of my neck and the kids in school used to call me the 3 headed monster. Good thing for Lindsay though that no matter how oddly shaped her ass is, it doesn’t scare me! I’m willing to put my life on the line to get closer to it.

Photos: Flynet

Victoria Beckham’s Freakish Funbags Return

March 31st, 2008

It’s been a while since I did a post on Victoria Beckham, but that’s only because she’s been covering up her grade A tennis balls recently. And if Vicky is covering up then there’s no point in writing about her. Because honestly, who wants to write about her greasy face when we only care about her greasy but very well-lubed tits? Anyway, here she is leaving some hotel in London. Enjoy.

Photos: INFdaily.com

Daily Tuna

March 31st, 2008

-Classic Cindy Crawford hotness!
-Hometown cleavage!
-fishnet babes
-Student attacks teacher

-Brooke Burke in a bikini
-Leila Arcieri got nice cleavage
-Lucy Pinder lookalike?
-Jeremy Clarkson‘s supercar showdown

More Tuna:
Gabrielle Union Pictures
Ali Larter Pictures
Carmen Electra Gets Manhandled!
Jennifer Ellison Gives Us The Greatest View Ever Again!
Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Need To Be Reported
Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple Slip Picture!

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Sophie Monk’s Got Crazy Legs

March 31st, 2008

Here’s the other, less popular loser from Good Charlotte’s ex-girlfriend Sophie Monk showing of some serious leg action in LA the other day. We all know that he’s dating Paris Hilton now instead, but I have to assume Sophie dumped his ass, because there’s no way in hell he would give up her for a chick whose dietary habits consist of Valtrex and booze. Anyway, let’s hope Sophie learned her lesson: that dating guys from cheesy boy bands is never a good idea and that the only way for her clean up her image now is to have sex with me. Yes, that goes for all the skanks out there too.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Brooklyn Decker Picture Moment

March 31st, 2008

Elisabetta Gregoraci Pictures
Candice Michelle Pictures
Dannii Minogue Pictures
Alley Baggett Pictures
Celebrity Pictures

Gisele Bundchen Wears A Super-Tight Dress

March 28th, 2008

I know I rip on Gisele Bundchen a lot, but even I’ve got to admit she’s looking pretty hot here at the launch of the Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign in that tight dress of hers. And that’s hard for me to admit considering I’m not into dudes. Except that one time in Thailand, but I was drunk and I swear I didn’t know!

Photos: Flynet

Canned Tuna

March 28th, 2008

Jenna Jameson Is Stumbling Drunk (Dlisted)
What’s Jessica Simpson Hiding? (IDLYITW)

Mena Suvari Is Looking Sexy Again (The Bastardly)
Kate Bosworth‘s Forgetful Love Scene (Just Jared)

Time For Some Scarlett Johansson Sideboob (City Rag)
Angelina Jolie‘s Twins Are Too Heavy (Hollywood Rag)

Mischa Barton Has Seen Better Days (Pink Is The New Blog)
Fergie‘s “Glamorous” Birthday (Popsugar)

Audrina Patridge Gets Inked (ASL)
Gisele Bundchen‘s Cover Controversy (Mollygood)

Kate Beckinsale For The Weekend (The Grumpiest)
Paris Hilton Looks Contagious (Celebslam)

Lindsay Lohan Takes Another “Killer” Role

Kate Beckinsale Says No More Sexy Roles For Her

Say It Ain’t So! No More Sexy Roles For Kate Beckinsale?!

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Amanda Bynes Has Something To Sell
Lucy Pinder’s Boobs To The Rescue
Kristen Bell Is Sexy In Complex
Elisha Cuthbert’s Sexiness Follow-Up

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Unless She’s Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn’t Worth It

March 28th, 2008

I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven’t been watching Dancing With The Stars. Truth is, I don’t know what time or day it’s on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it’s not worth finding out. Anyway, who really cares about has-been celebrities trying to rejuvenate their careers by doing a waltz, besides middle-aged women with nothing better to do with their lives? When they make a show called F$%cking With the Stars and I’m the Star and Shannon is, well, Shannon, then we’ll talk.

Photos: Flynet

Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage Is Super

March 28th, 2008

Yeah, yeah, I know, another Cheryl Tweedy post… But when the girl keeps giving me material like this, what else am I supposed to do? Here she is as some event with her bandmates from Girls Aloud and, as you can see, her shirt is struggling to keep her Girls covered up. Luckily for us, the shirt isn’t winning – and it’s not even close. Yes, I think Posh and her super nipples have met their match: Cheryl Tweedy’s super cleavage!