Here are some Miranda Kerr lingerie pictures. I’m not sure what they’re for, but I doubt it’s Victoria’s Secret considering one of the outfits has the Playboy logo on it. Unfortunately, I doubt she’ll be appearing in any Playboy magazines in the near future, but the girl is cute as button and if she appeared nude now what else would there be to look forward to? So let’s not rush things!
ARCHIVES > March, 2008
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|Hayden Panettiere Pictures At Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards|
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You have to give Mariah Carey some credit for being consistent. Here she is in another hooker-inspired outfit from the ’90s showing off her cleavage. It’s hard to make fun of Mariah when she’s the only celebrity that doesn’t experiment or mix up her style. Besides, I like hookers and these days, it’s finally fashionable to be one.
Krystal Forscutt‘s Zoo Magazine photoshoot must have been such a success that they decided to release some more shots for their summer special. I’d like to think I contributed to its popularity, but that doesn’t matter. What does matter is that we’re getting more of Krystal Forscutt‘s hotness. And that’s never a bad thing.
Krystal Forscutt Zoo Magazine Pictures
Krystal Forscutt Picture Moment
Krystal Forscutt Topless In FHM
Krystal Forscutt Is Non Nude Pefection
Krystal Forscutt Pictures
Krystal Forscutt Pictures
Alright, I can’t think of anything to say because I’m still in shock, but these profile pictures of Lindsay Lohan‘s ass are damn weird. I’ve never seen anything like it before, except when I was a child and had a nasty cyst growing out of my neck and the kids in school used to call me the 3 headed monster. Good thing for Lindsay though that no matter how oddly shaped her ass is, it doesn’t scare me! I’m willing to put my life on the line to get closer to it.
It’s been a while since I did a post on Victoria Beckham, but that’s only because she’s been covering up her grade A tennis balls recently. And if Vicky is covering up then there’s no point in writing about her. Because honestly, who wants to write about her greasy face when we only care about her greasy but very well-lubed tits? Anyway, here she is leaving some hotel in London. Enjoy.
Gabrielle Union Pictures
Ali Larter Pictures
Carmen Electra Gets Manhandled!
Jennifer Ellison Gives Us The Greatest View Ever Again!
Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Need To Be Reported
Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple Slip Picture!
Here’s the other, less popular loser from Good Charlotte’s ex-girlfriend Sophie Monk showing of some serious leg action in LA the other day. We all know that he’s dating Paris Hilton now instead, but I have to assume Sophie dumped his ass, because there’s no way in hell he would give up her for a chick whose dietary habits consist of Valtrex and booze. Anyway, let’s hope Sophie learned her lesson: that dating guys from cheesy boy bands is never a good idea and that the only way for her clean up her image now is to have sex with me. Yes, that goes for all the skanks out there too.
I know I rip on Gisele Bundchen a lot, but even I’ve got to admit she’s looking pretty hot here at the launch of the Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign in that tight dress of hers. And that’s hard for me to admit considering I’m not into dudes. Except that one time in Thailand, but I was drunk and I swear I didn’t know!
Gisele Bundchen’s Nude Picture Can Be Yours
Gisele Bundchen’s Naked Promise Is A Bunch Of Nonsense
Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Pictures Part II, Now With Ass
Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures
|Lindsay Lohan Takes Another “Killer” Role|
|Say It Ain’t So! No More Sexy Roles For Kate Beckinsale?!|
I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven’t been watching Dancing With The Stars. Truth is, I don’t know what time or day it’s on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it’s not worth finding out. Anyway, who really cares about has-been celebrities trying to rejuvenate their careers by doing a waltz, besides middle-aged women with nothing better to do with their lives? When they make a show called F$%cking With the Stars and I’m the Star and Shannon is, well, Shannon, then we’ll talk.
Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness!
Shannon Elizabeth Needs To Get Naked In Film Real Soon
Sharapova Has Nothing On Shannon Elizabeth
Carmen Electra And Shannon Elizabeth: A Hot Pair?
Yeah, yeah, I know, another Cheryl Tweedy post… But when the girl keeps giving me material like this, what else am I supposed to do? Here she is as some event with her bandmates from Girls Aloud and, as you can see, her shirt is struggling to keep her Girls covered up. Luckily for us, the shirt isn’t winning – and it’s not even close. Yes, I think Posh and her super nipples have met their match: Cheryl Tweedy’s super cleavage!