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Mila Kunis Pumps It

May 30th, 2008

So there’s nothing all that interesting about these pictures of Mila Kunis pumping gas, that is unless you find hot chicks filling up their cars erotic like I do. Yes, it’s a little perverse but at least the nozzle is being inserted into the proper orifice. Because if it wasn’t that would bring these photos to a whole new level. Oh god! I think it’s time to end the post here.

Photos: INFdaily.com

Canned Tuna

May 30th, 2008

The Photoshop Awards: Angie On Vanity Fair (Dlisted)
Adriana Lima Gets Topless For Elle Magazine (DS nsfw)

Rihanna Is In Love (Lainey Gossip)
Britney Spears Is Fat And Floppy (IDLYITW)

Christina Milian Is Smoking Hot (The Bastardly)
Christina Aguilera Is A Magnolia Mama (Just Jared)

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Go Cuddly Casual (Popsugar)
Angelina Jolie Did Not Give Birth (Pink Is The New Blog)

Sharon Stone Removed From Chinese Ads (Hollywood Rag)
Jennifer Aniston & Dustin Hoffman Separated At Birth (City Rag)

Tony Braxton Is Unable To Continue (ASL)
Lindsay Lohan Teaches Lil’ Sis The Ropes (The Grumpiest)

Gillian Anderson Is Surprisingly Hot (Popoholic)
Louise Glover Does Zebra Bikini (Horny Oyster)

Elizabeth Berkley Signs On For “Donnie Darko” Sequel

Michelle Trachtenberg Pictures At The Chanel Boutique Opening In Beverly Hills

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Cindy Crawford Is A Relationship Killer
Jessica Alba Latina Magazine Pictures
Rose McGowan Arena Magazine Pictures
Sophie Monk And Her Skinny Ass Legs

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Rachel Bilson Is Super Cute Again!

May 30th, 2008

Here’s Rachel Bilson at the Chanel New Concept Boutique Store Opening looking super cute once again. She was going through a bit of an ugly phase lately and I wasn’t digging it at all. Anyway, glad the bangs are grown out and she’s working that tiny little body of hers. Let’s hope it continues.

Photos: Wenn, Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily.com

Jessica Simpson Is Hot Cowgirl

May 30th, 2008

Here’s Jessica Simpson working her new country girl image at LAX airport. I think this shift is a good move on her part, because there’s nothing sexier than a hot big-breasted blond in a cowboy hat. Well, except for a hot big-breasted naked blond in a cowboy hat, but you don’t need me to tell you that. In fact, you don’t need me to tell you anything. I just do it because I can.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Daily Tuna

May 30th, 2008

-Bootyful game
-Deal Or No Deal beauty
-Cutie loves boobies
-Erin Mckinnon is queen

-Grace Park takes off
-Random bar babes
-Video game booty shake
-Club chicks stick together

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Fergie’s Glamorous Swimsuit In Glamour
Molly Sims’ Hot Sweaty Body In Action!
Kate Moss Topless Pictures, Sorry!

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Christine Mendoza Picture Moment

May 30th, 2008

Christine Mendoza Picture Moment
Christine Mendoza Pictures
Christine Mendoza Pictures
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Must See: Mariah Carey’s First Pitch Video!

May 29th, 2008

Yesterday I posted pictures of Mariah Carey throwing out the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game. Well today we have the video and let me say, she definitely throws like a girl. It’s probably the worst first pitch I’ve ever seen!

Mariah Carey First Pitch Video

Canned Tuna

May 29th, 2008

Mmm… Heidi Klum Is Hungry! (Just Jared)
Nicole Kidman Posing Nude? (Dlisted)

Maria Sharapova & Her Sex Faces (DS nsfw)
Jessica Biel Is Different (IDLYITW)

Gwyneth Paltrow Works Out 3 Hours A Day (Lainey Gossip)
Amy Winehouse Sucks At Housekeeping (Pink Is The New Blog)

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Blogger (City Rag)
Petra Nemcova Is Still Hot In Canned (The Bastardly)

Britney Spears Goes From Vegas To Broadway? (Popsugar)
Kid Rock Can Kiss Pamela Anderson‘s Ass (Hollywood Rag)

Julia Roberts Needs You To Leave (ASL)
Elisha Cuthbert Is Hazardous To Your Health (The Grumpiest)

Tori Spelling Takes A Pregnant Hot Dog Break (ICYDK)
Sarah Jessica Parker Does The Today Show (I’m Not Obsessed)

Now It’s Official: Megan Fox Returning For “Transformers 2″³!

Super Sexy Ali Larter Pictures At The 33rd Annual American Women In Radio & TV Awards

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Amy Smart’s Ass Kicking Pictures
Rachel Bilson Shows Us Her Little Babies
Lindsay Lohan & Kate Moss Are Healthy Now
Beyonce Tops Best Dressed List For Some Reason

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Hollywood Tuna’s 7 Inch Stretch Preview With Susana

May 29th, 2008

Move over Carmen Electra and all you other so-called celebrity fitness gurus, because Hollywood Tuna has a new series “Hollywood Tuna’s 7 Inch Stretch“ hosted by the hottest fitness instructor ever, Susana. Each week Susana is going to teach all you fat asses who read my site, including myself, how to get back in shape, because you know sitting in front of the computer masturbating to porn isn’t much of a workout and won’t burn that many calories. So check out the preview to see what’s in store in the upcoming weeks. And don’t thank me, thank Susana.

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Josie Maran Is A Hot Mess Part III

May 29th, 2008

Here’s the hottest mess ever, Josie Maran, at the Planet Green premiere. I’ve been calling Josie a hot mess for some time but that’s because whenever she heads out she never gets done up and yet she always looks amazing. Seriously, imagine waking up next to her… It’d be like winning the lottery, every day.

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Got Cleavage!

May 29th, 2008

Here’s Emmanuelle Chriqui at the “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan“ premiere showing off her lovely cleavage. As I said before, I hope they give her a lot of screen time, because once you’ve watched one Adam Sandler movie it’s just like watching every other Adam Sandler movie. Anyway, let’s hope the movie does well and this leads to bigger and more important roles for Emmanuelle. Like Into the Deep 3: The Hollywood Tuna Jacuzzi Jet Experience.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

May 29th, 2008

So, these pictures of Heidi Montag with the loser are obviously staged but I don’t care. The girl knows how to rock a bikini and she knows how to rock it well. And anyone who says otherwise is an idiot, because you know you’d all be knee deep in that in a heartbeat. Anyway, let’s hope the next set of staged pics comes with a little less Spencer and a whole lot less bikini.

Thanks PCN

Daily Tuna

May 29th, 2008

-Carmen Electra breaks the ice
-Cruise ship cuties
-Hot college beach babe
-Mmm.. Blake Lively

-Marisa Miller does red UK
-Giulia Olivetti is too sexy
-Creepy blind date
-Club chicks strike pose

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Audrina Patridge And Her Hills

May 29th, 2008

I know some of you guys are digging this chick Audrina Patridge but she doesn’t do a whole lot for me. Sure she has a great body, nice fake tits, and she’s easy on the eyes, but what she doesn’t have is a sex tape. And until then, I think my favorite “hills” from The Hills will be Heidi Montag. Ya, I know she doesn’t have a sex tape either but honestly, it’s only a matter of time.