Here’s Miranda Kerr teasing us by covering herself in Australian Men’s Style Magazine. This seems to be a reoccurring theme with her but since we’ve already seen her topless on numerous occasions I don’t know why she’s hiding the goods now. Anyway, girl is hot but she’s going to get pretty boring soon if she keeps this up.
ARCHIVES > June, 2008
|Sexy Jennifer Morrison Pictures At “Journey To The Center Of The Earth” Premiere|
|Helena Bonham Carter Latest Name Added To “Terminator” Cast?|
Soccer players are the luckiest athletes in the world. For some reason they get the best tail. Here’s “footballer” Cristiano Ronaldo with his hot ass, big-boobed bimbo vacationing in Sardinia. Anyway, I really don’t know a whole lot about this guy other than that he gets to hit that every night and you get to hit your pillow. Hey, it’s fluffy, don’t feel so bad.
Here’s everyone’s favorite collagen lip filled MILF in a bikini once again. You know, I find Lisa Rinna somewhat attractive in a weird fetish like way. Yes, I’d be embarrassed to be out in public with her looking like that but I still wouldn’t mind testing out that second vagina on her face. Anyway, if you’re into older hotties who are hanging onto their youth by a thread, enjoy.
It’s been a while since our last Britney Spears post but when the Paparazzi get up close and personal – not to mention creepy – by focusing on her nasty hairy ass and her coochie, it’s only normal for me to report it. I mean, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I wasn’t exposing this type of lewd behavior. That said, I’m glad Brit is wearing panties but girl needs a wax in a big way!!! Do not view these pictures if you just ate lunch.
Here’s Holly Madison showing off her awesome boobage at the Playboy Bunny Hunt in Las Vegas. Now I don’t get what’s with some people saying that they don’t like fake breasts – I for one think it’s the greatest scientific invention of all time. Sure I’d take a nice set of real tits over silicone any day of the week but come on, how can you not want to give those a motor-boating session? They’re just so delightful.
The other night I was minding my own business hanging outside a hotel when a big black SUV shows up, and lo and behold Cindy Crawford gets out wearing a tight red dress. I never get star struck, but Cindy was my childhood fantasy and to see her in person just 5 feet from me left me paralyzed from the waist up. The waist down is a different story but man, the woman is hotter in person. One of the hottest specimens I’ve ever seen in my life. Anyway, we made eye contact and I think we fell in love for one quick second. However, circumstances and security guards put an end to our brief moment. So Cindy, if by chance you are reading this, I just want you to know that you made a dream of mine come true Saturday night and it’s only fitting that I repay you and make all your dreams come true as well. Call me.
Susana is back this week and she’s here to teach you how to work the Power Tube. Now I know you already know how to work one, but this kind is a little different than what you’re used to. So get off your lazy asses and get busy.
Jennifer Ellison Is Too Hot For TV (Holy Taco)
|Sexy Lucy Liu Pictures At “Kung Fu Panda” UK Premiere|
|Rose McGowan Goes “Red” For Robert Rodriguez|
Well, I’ve been doing posts on Audrina Patridge all this week so it’s only fitting to squeeze her in on Friday as well, since she once again has squeezed her fake tits into that pink dress. Thank you, and keep it comin'”¦
It’s about time Katherine Heigl put on some clothes, because her bikini pictures were making me ill. The great thing about wearing clothes is that it hides all your imperfections, and in Katherine‘s case we’re talking about her ass. Fortunately, she has a nice rack and as you can see from the view she’s giving us it almost makes you forget about the rest of her. I say almost, but it’s a stretch.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains. I’m not sure why I’m posting these pictures other than I think the girl looks hot and that the only pain she’s giving me is the one in my pants. It’s not a bad pain, but it just keeps me wanting to see more of Lindsay. And I think Lindsay wants to show me more, because check out her hard nipples in that dress. It must be a sign. It’s as if we’re both feeling the same way.