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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Improves

March 31st, 2009

I can't believe these are pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt in a pair of leggings. That's not a big fat ass. That's not the fat ass from those disgusting Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pictures from a few years ago. It's actually a pretty good looking ass, an ass I'd like to touch accidentally while we're riding the bus. If I can't make fun of her butt what else is there? Oh wait, she's dating Jamie Kennedy, not much she can do to salvage that one. 13 more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt here Related Articles: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Big Ass On The Prairie Jennifer Love Hewitt's Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude In Playboy? No Chance Who's The Real Bitch? Photos: Flynet, Fame

Canned Tuna

March 31st, 2009

Jennifer Garner Has Hole-y Underwear (Just Jared) Shocking: Lezzie Sex At An All-Girls School (Dlisted) Holly Madison Dancing with the Stars Whore Dance (DS nsfw) Did Paris Hilton Give Boyfriend Herpes? (The Bastardly) Pamela Anderson Before and After Pictures (Lainey Gossip) Whitney Port Hates The ‘Twilight’ Movie (Pink Is The New Blog) Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt An Indian Child (Hollywood Rag) That Guy From The Office is a Lucky Bastard (Popsugar) WWE Diva Kelly Kelly Topless (City Rag) German Popstar With Her Ass Hanging Out of a Bikini (The Grumpiest) Katie Price Drinks Herself Under The Table (ASL) Bai Ling is topless... Nobody Cares (Celebslam) Tuna's Back Catalogue Nelly Furtado Bikini Pictures Britney Spears' Hotness Comeback Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness! Rachael Leigh Cook Ruins A See Through Moment Join Hollywood Tuna's Facebook Page

I normally find Kellie Pickler pretty cute so I'm disappointed that she's forced me to feature her in today's Rotten Tuna section, but she's left me no choice, she looks like one of the old hags you'd see in reruns of 'Falcon Crest'. Here she is at something called the 'Dressed To Kilt' charity fashion show. I guess she had to wear something that involved a kilt but that's no excuse, she could have worn a little schoolgirl plaid skirt and we wouldn't be in this situation. She's going to have to work hard to make it up to me. Related Articles: Kellie Pickler's Breasts In A Bikini Are A Masterpiece Kellie Pickler's Hot Ass In Jeans Kellie Pickler Because She Is Hot And Has Fake Boobs Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Photos: Wenn

Brooke Hogan Is Cougar-ish

March 31st, 2009

It seems that ever since Linda and Hulk Hogan broke up Linda has been looking pretty good for her age, here she is out flashing her big mom boobs in Miami the other day. Wait a second, I'm being told that this is actually Brooke Hogan. WTF? I soiled myself in disgust. I thought Brooke was supposed to be young and attractive in a manly transexual kind of way. She looks like a cougar on the prowl for some young man meat to feed on. Whatever, I still think her mom boobs are nice. Related Articles: Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures Brooke Hogan Is A Pole Dancer Brooke Hogan's Legs Can Crush You Brooke Hogan Is A Schoolgirl In Hooker Boots Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Jennifer Ellison Busts Out In Nuts

March 31st, 2009

Here’s Jennifer Ellison in the latest issue of 'Nuts Magazine', making her case on having the best set of funbags in Britain. Up to now, I don’t think Jen has ever gone completely topless, than means she'll have to work harder on the next shoot. By harder, I mean take off your top already! Which really isn’t so hard after all... I may be wrong, but I’m an expert when it comes to these things and I never forget a nipple. Jen’s nipples are two big question marks right now?!?!? Related Articles: Jennifer Ellison Is Topless And Loaded Jennifer Ellison Topless In Nuts! Jennifer Ellison Laughs At Fallen Paparazzi Jennifer Ellison Gives Us The Greatest View Ever Again!

Megan Fox’s New Hot Do

March 31st, 2009

It looks like Megan Fox has decided to mix things up a little by having her hair curled at the local salon. What do I think? F@#king gorgeous! She was hot to begin with but with the curly locks it's like I'm cheating on Megan with someone else but I can't get in trouble for it. Like using your left hand, new, exciting and a little bit dangerous. 20 more pictures of Megan Fox here Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Cleavage Needs Counseling Megan Fox’s Body Could Be Yours Megan Fox’s Sexy Ass Appears To Be Off The Market Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Photos: Flynet, PacificCoastNews

Emma Roberts Is A Disappointment

March 31st, 2009

For some reason Emma Roberts, I still can't believe she's Eric Roberts' daughter, felt the need to apologize to everyone for basically calling Nick Jonas a man whore in Teen Vogue magazine. She said she "used to have a crush on Nick, but he’s kind of making his rounds in Hollywood, and I don’t know if I like that.” Who gives a shit? Apparently during the 2009 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards Emma scribbled a quick note to Nick that read, “Nick, I love you. Sorry about the quote.” She signed it with a big heart and her phone number. SLUT!!!! Related Articles: Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures Emma Roberts Is Barely Legal Emma Watson Makes Out With A Rat Emma Watson Upskirt Pictures Photos: PacificCoastNews

Hayden Panettiere And Her Mom Is Just Wrong

March 31st, 2009

Here's Hayden Panettiere with her mom at the airport the other day looking as hot as ever for a little person. That bag she's dragging around is probably one of those small flight attendant bags. Poor thing. Is it terribly inappropriate to fantasize about a little mother/daughter threesome action? Because her mom looks like she knows her way around a futon. Related Articles: A Hayden Panettiere Fetish Post Hayden Panettiere Is Not Funny Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere Whale Tails It Photos: PacificCoastNews

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Itsy Bitsy Bikini Contest

March 31st, 2009

I’m all about bikini contests. Here are some girls competing in the tiniest bikinis I’ve ever seen. Especially, the school teacher! Wow! How’s that for higher learning? *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here

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Is Sara Jean Underwood Really Legal?

March 31st, 2009

Yesterday, we had super fine pictures of Sara Jean Underwood hosting an event at 'TABU’ Ultra Lounge. Now here she is at Las Vegas airport with no makeup on and WOW! what a difference! The girl doesn’t look a day older than 15 when not done up. I feel guilty for lusting after her her and viewing her Playboy nudes. I think I need to see some I.D! Heff may have some answering to do.. 9 more pictures of Sara Jean Underwood here Related Articles: Sara Jean Underwood Rocks Hard Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Jayde Nicole Is Playmate Of The Year Sara Jean Underwood Because She Is Hot Photos: Flynet

Alyssa Milano Is A Homerun Author

March 31st, 2009

I didn’t know that Alyssa Milano was adding author to her resume?! But here she is at her book signing of her new book 'Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic'. I guess it’s about her and her love affair of banging baseball players... I only wish she would forget about baseball and bang a guy who poorly writes a blog about celebrity tits. I’ll even ghost write that memoire if it get me in her pants. Related Articles: Alyssa Milano's Got Major League Cleavage Alyssa Milano Ruins A See Through Moment Alyssa Milano's Super Hairy Arms At The Super Bowl Alyssa Milano Touches Me In All The Right Places Photos: SplashNewsOnline, Wenn