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Kim Kardashian Unitard Is Working Hard

April 30th, 2009

Today it seems like it its two for two Thurdsay's. Two Lindsay Lohan, two Heidi Montag and now two Kim Kardashian posts! Here she is at the Pepsi Throwback party and as you can see, Kim is showcasing her only talent, that is if you're into big asses, if not, then look away. It’s sort of like a lunar eclipse, you could go blind. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here Related Articles: Kim's Milkshake Brings All The Boys to The Yard... Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair Kim Kardashian's Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian Lets Her Ass Out Photos: Flynet

Heidi Montag Protecting Us From The Douche Flu

April 30th, 2009

Earlier today I posted some lame staged Heidi Montag bikini pictures from her honeymoon in Mexico, they're kind of boring but she's got a hot body so why not. How many times have I said that? Here she is at LAX showing off her sweet fake tits and covering her face with a surgical mask, which is probably for the best, she and her idiot husband have already infected the nation with their douchiness so why not top things off with a little swine flu. Thanks assholes. more pictures of Heidi Montag here Related Articles: On All Fours:Heidi Montag’s Only Talent Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That's Original. Photos: Flynet

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

April 30th, 2009

After some un-photoshopped pictures of Kim Kardashian's love handles and ass cellulite hit the internet machine a month or so ago, Kim has decided to fight back. Here she is posing pool side in some allegedly untouched bikini pictures for Life & Style magazine. She looks pretty good, I'd throw her a hump, but I've seen the Complex Magazine untouched pictures and these are way off. They're about as untouched as Lindsay Lohan's double ended dildo. Related Articles: Kim's Milkshake Brings All The Boys to The Yard... Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair Kim Kardashian's Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian Lets Her Ass Out

Sasha Grey Does Rolling Stone

April 30th, 2009

Here’s Sasha Grey in Rolling Stone magazine, seems like she's the new “it” girl because she’s in Steven Soderbergh's film "The Girlfriend Experience”. I don’t see why having the filthiest porn star ever in a movie as a big deal?! In my mind, all attractive female celebrities had to do their own version of a casting couch in one way or another... Sasha’s just made it easier for us to see. Anyway, the reason I’m posting this is because Sasha gives Alyssa Milano's hairy arms a run for their money. Alyssa girl, you better watch out! Related Articles: Sasha Grey For 'The Girlfriend Experience' Tara Conner & Tera Patrick Make A Hot Pair! Tera Patrick Fills In Hollywood Tuna's Porn Star Quota Tera Patrick Pictures

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Pictures

April 30th, 2009

Wow, back to back Lindsay Lohan posts. Here she is surfing in Maui and actually managing to stand up on the board, pretty impressive. Not that she has anything to worry about if she wipes out. Those two floatation devices would keep her afloat, no problem. If Lindsay gets bored riding waves, I have something a little more exciting for her to ride if she'd like. 30 more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan Pantless In Hawaii Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Give Their Own Peepshow Lindsay Lohan In Daisy Dukes Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Photos: Flynet, PacificCoastNews

Lindsay Lohan Ruins A See-through Moment

April 30th, 2009

After spending a few days hanging out with her big skinny girl tits stuffed in a bikini, Lindsay Lohan hit up some Mexican Cantina in Maui the other night in a pair of short shorts and a see through top. Unfortunately for us the new sober Lindsay always seems to remember to leave the house in a bra while wearing her see through shirts. My balls are very annoyed. Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan Career Is Officially Over Lindsay Lohan Ruins A See Through Moment Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Freshly Dumped Legs Lindsay Lohan’s Short Shorts Aren’t Short Enough Photos: PacificCoastNews

Megan Fox Bent Over In Daisy Dukes

April 30th, 2009

Here’s probably the worst quality screen cap I have ever put on the site, but it’s Megan Fox bent over a motorcycle, wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes in the new Transformers 2 trailer. All I have to say, is they can just loop that one shot for 2 hours and release the movie as is. Biggest film of all time. Related Articles: Megan Fox's Cleavage Needs Counseling Megan Fox's Body Could Be Yours Megan Fox's Sexy Ass Appears To Be Off The Market Megan Fox Wears Short Shorts

Hayden Panettiere’s Cute Little Person Cleavage

April 30th, 2009

Here's the hottest little person on the planet, Hayden Panettiere out running some errands trying her best to give us a quick peek at those cute little boobs of hers. I don't know why she's trying so hard to cover them up, clearly they want out so just let the little guys breathe already. I guess she's playing hard to get, I can respect that, I don't let the ladies see the old franks and beans until at least and hour and a half in to the first date. more pictures of Hayden Panettiere here Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere And Her Mom Is Just Wrong Hayden Panettiere Is Not Funny Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere Whale Tails It Photos: WENN.com, Fame

Katie Green And Lucy Clarkson In Sexy Lingerie

April 30th, 2009

Here are a couple of busty chicks named Katie Green and Lucy Clarkson in their panties at the launch of Ultimo’s Bra Fit Clinic, whatever the hell that is. I know, who cares what it is, they're a couple of hot girls rubbing up against each other in sexy pink underwear, why ask questions. Actually I do have a couple of questions, is this a walk in clinic and how do I get there? more pictures of Katie Green and Lucy Clarkson here Related Articles: Victoria Beckham's Funbags For Armani Rachel Stevens Lingerie Pictures From FHM Magazine Jennifer Ellison Lingerie Pictures For Jalouse Magazine Nicola McLean Gets Into The Lingerie Spirit Photos: WENN.com

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