ARCHIVES > April, 2009

Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential

April 29th, 2009

Here's Lacey Chabert on the red carpet at the "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past' premiere the other day showing off why I think she should be in more movies or television shows or pornos. Obviously I don't know if she's got any acting talent but she's definitely got huge talents when it comes to the chesticular arts. You like that one? She's welcome to spend some time on the HollywoodTuna casting couch if she likes, I'll have Mom scotchguard it. Related Articles: Lacey Chabert Maxim Magazine Pictures Lacey Chabert Picture Moment Lacey Chabert's Breasts Are Big Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnancy Rumors To Begin? Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

Canned Tuna

April 29th, 2009

Heidi Klum Knows How To Party (The Bastardly) Sean Penn And Robin Wright Done? (Lainey Gossip) Mel Gibson And His Hot Russian Ho (DListed) Tamara Mellon Topless & Loaded (City Rag) Lindsay Lohan in her One-Piece Bathing Suit (DS nsfw) Megan Fox Likes Her Melons Juicy (Just Jared) Tupac Shakur is Still Alive and Bar Hopping (Hollywood Rag) Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick Are Expecting Twins.. Sort of (Pink Is The New Blog) Jennifer Aniston Brings a Little Fire to the Set (Popsugar) Kim Kardashian Launches 'Queen Of The Kim's' Contest! (ASL) Heidi Montag Stuffs Her Fake Tits In A Bikini (The Grumpiest) Amanda Peet Has Given Up On Looking Good (ICYDK) People's Annual 100 Most Beautiful People List (I'm Not Obsessed) Mischa Barton Is A Lady Douche (Popbytes) Tuna's Back Catalogue More Anna Kournikova Tri-ass-thlon Pictures Jennifer Ellison Is Classing It Up Too! Did Kelly Clarkson Eat Jessica Simpson? A Rebecca Romijn Profile Shot Join Hollywood Tuna's Facebook Page

Halle Berry’s Talents Are Undeniable

April 29th, 2009

If you're a hot chick and for some reason you manage to get invited to movie premiere by the rich dude you're banging, take note of what Halle Berry is doing here, this is how you get noticed on the red carpet. Here is one of the hottest moms on the planet at the 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' screening wearing a tight ass dress showing off her sweet curves and even sweeter cleavage. I think those melons are ripe for the picking. Related Articles: Halle Berry’s Rare Underboob Sighting Halle Berry's Got Cleavage Halle Berry's Breasts Are HUGE! Halle Berry's Got Milk! Photos: WENN.com

Jennifer Love Hewitt Covers Up Her Assets

April 29th, 2009

It's no secret that Jennifer Love Hewitt has a big ass, so why is it that the only one who won't accept it is Jennifer Love Hewitt? Here she is covering up the goods in a boring little green dress, even her tits look bored. Doesn't she know big asses are in thanks to Kim Kardashian? Jen could have really made a name for herself flashing that big thing around town like she owns the place, she'd be happier, more popular and wouldn't have to sleep with Jamie Kennedy. 9 more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt here Related Articles: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Big Ass On The Prairie Jennifer Love Hewitt's Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude In Playboy? No Chance Who's The Real Bitch? Photos: Flynet

Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

April 29th, 2009

Yesterday I did a Rotten Tuna post about Christina Aguilera looking like she was on her way to a Boy George lookalike contest, well it looks like she lost and wasn't very gracious in defeat. Here she is leaving the club looking a little worse for wear, like she's been in some sort of a fight and may have even had a lesbian encounter. A dozen Champagne Coolies and bald men in drag singing Karma Chameleon will do that to a lady. Related Articles: Christina Aguilera Doesn't Keep Getting Better Christina Aguilera's Greatest Tits, I Mean Hits Promo Pics Christina Aguilera Breasts Can't Save That Old Lady Outfit Christina Aguilera Does Lady GaGa Photos: PacificCoastNews

Sasha Grey For ‘The Girlfriend Experience’

April 29th, 2009

You may recognize Sasha Grey from classic movies such as, Anal Acrobats, Massive Facials and Feeding Frenzy 9, but now you can see her in Steven Soderbergh’s 'The Girlfriend Experience'. Sasha has hit the mainstream and guess what?! She's playing a Manhattan call girl. Yes, it’s a big stretch for her... Going from playing a whore to playing another whore can be challenging even for the best of them. Girl is not that attractive and I have no clue why Steven Soderbergh would want her in a film other than for personal reasons. I mean, I‘ve seen this girls work and she is willing to do just about anything. And I mean anything. Related Articles: Tera Patrick Ralph Magazine Pictures Tara Conner & Tera Patrick Make A Hot Pair! Tera Patrick Fills In Hollywood Tuna's Porn Star Quota Tera Patrick Pictures Photos: WENN.com

Marisa Miller Is Bootylicious

April 29th, 2009

Come on! Marisa Miller is killing me she's so f@#king hot. Here she is at the ‘Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past’ premiere showing off what has to be one of the best asses of all time. Ancient men would erect pyramids to this thing. I'm erecting a pyramid of my own in my pants. What makes it even more painful is the fact that she's dating an absolute douche, possibly king douche. A balding guy with a mohawk, really? How does this shit happen? He must have been a bull's anus in a previous life to deserve this. Related Articles: Marisa Miller's Sexy Complex Magazine Shoot Marisa Miller Takes Me For A Ride Marisa Miller's Ass Is Delicious Marisa Miller Forgets Her Bikini Photos: WENN.com, Flynet

Tila Tequila Did What?

April 29th, 2009

You’ve got to give it to Tila Tequila, she’s definitely fan-friendly. I’m enjoying all these little videos of her singing. They're kind of weird, but hot nonetheless. Here’s her latest song “I F$cked The DJ”. No surprise. I never understood why girls get all wet for DJ’s?! They’re not even legitimate musicians, it’s biggest scam in music! Anybody with a rich daddy can go out buy an iPod and mixer and be one. Lame.

Tila Tequila F$cked The DJ Video
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Vanessa Minnillo’s Breasts Are Testing Limits

April 29th, 2009

I don't remember Vanessa Minnillo's breasts looking this big, but they're really testing the limits of that t-shirt. It's too bad every thing she touches goes to shit, ie. her crap reality show "True Beauty" and Nick Lachey's career. Actually, that may have been Jessica Simpson's doing or a combination of them both. Whatever the case, Vanessa Minnillo's boobs deserve one last chance in my opinion. Let's hope when that chance comes, she focuses on her outer beauty because her inner beauty has failed... Related Articles: Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures Vanessa Minnillo's Sweet Ass In A Bikini Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey Rub And Make Up Photos: PacificCoastNews

Kim Kardashian’s Irrelevant Cleavage

April 29th, 2009

Here's Kim Kardashian and her big curves at the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival: ‘Wonderful World’ Premiere the other night. I guess she looks pretty good for a porn star but I think I speak for all of us when I say show us your tits already!!! I'd like to slap my face around in those for a couple of hours, I'll bring the baby powder to avoid chafing. What's she doing at this event anyway? She's even more irrelevant than I am, and I'm a blogger. 9 more pictures of Kim Kardashian here Related Articles: Kim's Milkshake Brings All The Boys to The Yard... Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair Kim Kardashian's Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian Lets Her Ass Out Photos: Flynet

Daily Tuna

April 29th, 2009

-Emma Watson cuteness -10 porn stars who gave their bods to God -Hot funny babe! -Rachael Taylor goodness -Marisa Miller is chesty -Teri Marie Harrison is topless -Wow! This girl is smokin' -Pool side hottie More Tuna: Keeley Hazell's Sexy 2008 Calendar Anna Kournikova Got Cleavage Stacy Keibler's Teary-eyed Birthday Party Jessica Alba Ruins A See Through Moment Keira Knightley Needs Breasts. Not Food! Halle Berry Pregnant Boob Watch Begins Join Hollywood Tuna's Facebook

Lindsay Lohan Pantless In Hawaii

April 28th, 2009

I said earlier today how tasty Lindsay Lohan looked in her bikini and I'm sticking to it, here she is out walking around pantless in Hawaii. Normally when I think of pantless chicks walking around town I get an uneasy feeling in my stomach but these pictures give me a warm fuzzy feeling.... In my pants. Ha! Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan Career Is Officially Over Lindsay Lohan Ruins A See Through Moment Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Freshly Dumped Legs Lindsay Lohan’s Short Shorts Aren’t Short Enough Photos: Flynet

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