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Scarlett Johansson Is The New Boob For Mango

May 29th, 2009

Apparently Scarlett Johansson has become the new face of the Spanish store Mango, which is a little upsetting because I thought Penelope Cruz was still the face of Mango and I love Penelope Cruz. They couldn't get the two of them to pose together? Maybe in a nice loving topless embrace. Anyhow, here's Scarlett posing for a few sultry shot, flashing her bra and teasing us with her best Penelope Cruz pose. I'm still upset. Related Articles: Scarlett Johansson's Breasts Return Scarlett Johansson Topless In He's Just Not That Into You Scarlett Johansson Makes Stuff Explode Scarlett Johansson's Breasts Are Alluring

Canned Tuna

May 29th, 2009

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Megan Fox Ruins A See Through Moment

May 29th, 2009

My crotch and I normally get very annoyed when women ruin a nice see through top by wearing a bra underneath it but Megan Fox is so f@#king hot that I think the two of us can forgive her this time. I'm more annoyed that she's wearing that retarded douche hat, but even that can be forgiven, she's just wearing jeans and a t-shirt and she looks better than most chicks do all dolled up. If she could act she'd be perfect. 30 more pictures of Megan Fox here Related Articles: Megan Fox In Esquire Is Just Too Hot! Megan Fox's Body Could Be Yours Megan Fox's Sexy Ass Appears To Be Off The Market Megan Fox's Elle Magazine Pictures Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

Katie Price Bikini Pictures

May 29th, 2009

I don't really understand what's going on in these pictures, it seems to be some sort of fashion show for Katie Price's new line of equestrian wear but everyone's wearing bikinis for some reason. I shouldn't complain, any excuse to get Katie's big fake boobs stuffed into a little bikini is a good one but I don't know what this has to do with horse riding. Although there is something about girls riding horses in bikinis and heels that I like. Bareback of course. more pictures of Katie Price here Related Articles: Katie Price Is Going To Run A Marathon And Pigs Can Fly Katie Price's Boobies R Us Katie Price's Breasts Are Coming To The USA Katie Price Is Big Breasted Grimace Photos: WENN.com

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Just Too Hot

May 29th, 2009

Here's supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio out the other night with her model friend Fernanda Motta celebrating Fernanda's birthday at some club called Le 55. How come I don't get invited to this shit, I need to hire a real publicist, mom's just not working out the way I had hoped. Anyhow, Alessandra looked hot, blah blah blah, she's a f@#king supermodel she always looks hot. I think I've been in this basement too long. Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Nude In HOHEM Vogue Photos: WENN.com

Audrina Patridge Gives A Peek

May 29th, 2009

Here are some pictures of Audrina Patridge filming some boring scenes for 'The Hills' the other day, there's nothing very exciting about them but she almost gives us a nice peek at her own sweet pair of fake hills which would have been nice. Unfortunately almost giving us a peek at her tits isn't good enough, like almost giving your girlfriend an orgasm doesn't quite cut it. Just ask her. Related Articles: Audrina Patridge Almost Has Some Spillage Audrina Patridge Does PETA Audrina Patridge Topless And Skinny Dipping Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: PacificCoastNews

Elisha Cuthbert Topless Tease

May 29th, 2009

Here are outtakes of Elisha Cuthbert from her Men’s Health Magazine shoot. This is what you should expect to see when you get a fitness magazine geared for men, not some bulky dude on the cover. They need more chicks like Elisha and then maybe I’d have some motivation to pump iron... and not that kind (take you mind out of the gutter!) These photos are little too much of a tease for me. Anyway, these photos are little too much of a tease for me. I know Elisha isn’t topless but it sure looks that way. Related Articles: Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip With Some Cleavage! Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures Elisha Cuthbert Is A Sloppy Second Elisha Cuthbert Nude And Grabbing Tit For Maxim Magazine

Jessica Simpson Has A Killer Tongue

May 29th, 2009

Here's a picture Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter page showing the hottie sticking out her tongue while pretending to make out with a killer whale. Under the pic the caption reads 'Just overcame my fear of sharks by kissing a killer whale'. It's a f@#king whale dumbass! That's like eating a banana to overcome your fear of c@ck. That being said I'd like to marry her, she's hot dumb, rich and into some weird shit with fish, what more could you ask for? Related Articles: Jessica Simpson's Lips Just Got Juicier Jessica Simpson's Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson's View From The Top Jessica Simpson's Lips Need More Stuffing

Torrie Wilson Because She Is Hot

May 29th, 2009

Here’s the star and the only reason to watch “I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!” WWE’s Torrie Wilson promoting some energy drink. Yes, I know Heidi Montag and her douche are on the show as well, but in my opinion Heidi kind of looks like a cheap Torrie. That said, it was probably a big mistake for Heidi to sign on to the show and play second fiddle. Torrie is damn hot and hopefully she has lesbian tendencies... I wouldn’t mind a little leg wrestling match between her Heidi. Related Articles: This Is Hot! Stacy Keibler And Torrie Wilson Tag Team Torrie Wilson Because She Is Smokin’ Hot Torrie Wilson Isn't A Celebrity But Let's Keep Her Here

Cindy Crawford Gets Wet

May 29th, 2009

It appears that super MILF Cindy Crawford has signed on to be the face of corner shop chain Spar. I don't know what the hell that is but if it means Cindy will be wearing more rubber bathing suits and lying around on the ground soaking wet, I'm all for it. Damn it! I'm being told Spar consists mostly of grocery stores, convenience stores, discount stores and supermarkets which means the only rubber we'll see Cindy wearing are rubber gloves while she hocks toilet cleaning products. Lame. Related Articles: Cindy Crawford's MILF Ass In A Bikini Cindy Crawford Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose Cindy Crawford, I Love You Cindy Crawford Is A Relationship Killer

Rachel Stevens Needs A Hand

May 29th, 2009

Poor Rachel Stevens needs help with all her bags, here she trying to contain her shit and still look good on the street the other day. I'm actually pretty surprise some dude hasn't stopped to give her a hand, I'd be all over it, those sweet tits are about to spill out and someone needs to be there to catch them, I used to play softball I could be her personal assistant. more pictures of Rachel Stevens here strong>Rachel Stevens Gets Plugged Rachel Stevens Lingerie Pictures From FHM Magazinea> Rachel Stevens FHM Magazine Pictures Rachel Stevens Bikini Pictures Photos: WENN.com

Daily Tuna

May 29th, 2009
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