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Scarlett Johansson Is The New Boob For Mango

Apparently Scarlett Johansson has become the new face of the Spanish store Mango, which is a little upsetting because I thought Penelope Cruz was still the face of Mango and I love Penelope Cruz. They couldn’t get the two of them to pose together? Maybe in a nice loving topless embrace. Anyhow, here’s Scarlett posing for a few sultry shot, flashing her bra and teasing us with her best Penelope Cruz pose. I’m still upset.

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Megan Fox Ruins A See Through Moment

My crotch and I normally get very annoyed when women ruin a nice see through top by wearing a bra underneath it but Megan Fox is so f@#king hot that I think the two of us can forgive her this time. I’m more annoyed that she’s wearing that retarded douche hat, but even that can be forgiven, she’s just wearing jeans and a t-shirt and she looks better than most chicks do all dolled up. If she could act she’d be perfect.

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Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

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Katie Price Bikini Pictures

I don’t really understand what’s going on in these pictures, it seems to be some sort of fashion show for Katie Price’s new line of equestrian wear but everyone’s wearing bikinis for some reason. I shouldn’t complain, any excuse to get Katie’s big fake boobs stuffed into a little bikini is a good one but I don’t know what this has to do with horse riding. Although there is something about girls riding horses in bikinis and heels that I like. Bareback of course.

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Photos: WENN.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Just Too Hot

Here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio out the other night with her model friend Fernanda Motta celebrating Fernanda’s birthday at some club called Le 55. How come I don’t get invited to this shit, I need to hire a real publicist, mom’s just not working out the way I had hoped. Anyhow, Alessandra looked hot, blah blah blah, she’s a f@#king supermodel she always looks hot. I think I’ve been in this basement too long.

Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Gives A Peek

Here are some pictures of Audrina Patridge filming some boring scenes for ‘The Hills’ the other day, there’s nothing very exciting about them but she almost gives us a nice peek at her own sweet pair of fake hills which would have been nice. Unfortunately almost giving us a peek at her tits isn’t good enough, like almost giving your girlfriend an orgasm doesn’t quite cut it. Just ask her.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Elisha Cuthbert Topless Tease

Here are outtakes of Elisha Cuthbert from her Men’s Health Magazine shoot. This is what you should expect to see when you get a fitness magazine geared for men, not some bulky dude on the cover. They need more chicks like Elisha and then maybe I’d have some motivation to pump iron… and not that kind (take you mind out of the gutter!) These photos are little too much of a tease for me. Anyway, these photos are little too much of a tease for me. I know Elisha isn’t topless but it sure looks that way.

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Jessica Simpson Has A Killer Tongue

Here’s a picture Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter page showing the hottie sticking out her tongue while pretending to make out with a killer whale. Under the pic the caption reads ‘Just overcame my fear of sharks by kissing a killer whale’. It’s a f@#king whale dumbass! That’s like eating a banana to overcome your fear of c@ck. That being said I’d like to marry her, she’s hot dumb, rich and into some weird shit with fish, what more could you ask for?

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Torrie Wilson Because She Is Hot

Here’s the star and the only reason to watch “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!” WWE’s Torrie Wilson promoting some energy drink. Yes, I know Heidi Montag and her douche are on the show as well, but in my opinion Heidi kind of looks like a cheap Torrie. That said, it was probably a big mistake for Heidi to sign on to the show and play second fiddle. Torrie is damn hot and hopefully she has lesbian tendencies… I wouldn’t mind a little leg wrestling match between her Heidi.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment - Soapy Carwash

I’ve never seen so much soap used to wash a car, but these chicks managed to soap it up real good. Too bad, they’re ugly though, but hey at least we know they’re definitely clean. Check it out.

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Cindy Crawford Gets Wet

It appears that super MILF Cindy Crawford has signed on to be the face of corner shop chain Spar. I don’t know what the hell that is but if it means Cindy will be wearing more rubber bathing suits and lying around on the ground soaking wet, I’m all for it. Damn it! I’m being told Spar consists mostly of grocery stores, convenience stores, discount stores and supermarkets which means the only rubber we’ll see Cindy wearing are rubber gloves while she hocks toilet cleaning products. Lame.

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Rachel Stevens Needs A Hand

Poor Rachel Stevens needs help with all her bags, here she trying to contain her shit and still look good on the street the other day. I’m actually pretty surprise some dude hasn’t stopped to give her a hand, I’d be all over it, those sweet tits are about to spill out and someone needs to be there to catch them, I used to play softball I could be her personal assistant.

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