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Leighton Meester Brightens Up The Day

It’s been a long hard day of writing silly comments about boobs and camel toes so here’s cutie Leighton Meester to brighten things up a little with some nice wholesome goodness. She’s not doing anything special but sometimes it’s the little things that make the difference, like the little things she’s hiding under that top. Dammit! I can’t help myself. Sometimes I need to cleanse my brain of all the dirtiness that is celebrity blogging. I think the best way to do that is with a nice Leighton Meester sextape. Call me.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mischa Barton Shows Off Her Puppies (Dlisted)
Michael Jackson’s Final Performance (Pink Is The New Blog)

Britney Spears In Her Short Shorts (Lainey Gossip)
Vibe Magazine Shutting Down (Just Jared)

Jessica Stroup Legs with Some Ugly Bikini Girls (DS nsfw)
Cheryl Cole Took Her Sexy Legs Out For A Walk! (The Bastardly)

How To Suck A Lollipop By Kim Kardashian (Hollywood Rag)
Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday Festivities Aren’t Over Yet (Popsugar)

Butts or Boobs? Take a Crack (City Rag)
Tila Tequila Flashes Some Boob (The Grumpiest)

Drea de Matteo Brings Some Ba Da Bing To Desperate Housewives (ASL)
Rihanna and Chris Brown “solid” now (Celebslam)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Adriana Lima’s Breasts Look Huge!
Blake Lively And Leighton Meester’s Girl On Girl Action
Geri Halliwell’s Got Sweet Cleavage
Kaley Cuoco’s Face Looks A Little Banged Up

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Mariah Carey’s Boobs Are Back!

After the pictures I posted earlier today of Mariah Carey dressed as a dude on the set of her new video ‘Obsessed’ hiding her big fat boobies, it’s nice to see her back as her old self in a little cleavage busting dress. This is more like it, my crotch is no longer confused, it can tingle and draw blood from the rest of my body without feeling uneasy about itself. I’m just glad they’re back.

more pictures of Mariah Carey here

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Solange Knowles Camel Toe At The End Of The Rainbow

Here’s Solange Knowles performing for the crowds at the 39th annual LGBT Pride parade in San Francisco the other day in her fancy tight rainbow jumpsuit. I grew up believing that if you followed a rainbow you were rewarded with a nice big pot of gold at the end of it, not some superstar’s sister’s silly camel toe at a gay pride parade. My childhood is ruined. Wait does that mean I don’t have to avoid stepping on cracks in the sidewalk anymore?

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mariah Carey Is A Dude

This is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever posted on the site, Mariah Carey dressed as a dude filming a music video outside the Plaza Hotel in New York City on Monday. Whoever thought this one up needs to be retired from the business, she dresses up as a doorman and as an annoying fake white thug douche that I’m sure we’ve all met at the mall several times. At least this ones got some fat boobs under there. Women dressing up as men never works, just look at Pink.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Autumn Reeser Is Super Cute

Is it just me or is there something really sexy about a hot chick playing ping pong? Here’s Autumn Reeser working the paddle, oh yeah, looking cute in her purple top. I looked up hot girls and ping pong balls on the interweb and saw a few girls doing things that I’m sure are against the rules of table tennis. Autumn is far to wholesome for that, call me, we can play mixed doubles.

more pictures of Autumn Reeser here

Photos: WENN.com

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Anna Kournikova Gets Oral

Here are more pictures of Anna Kournikova at the HardBat Classic. I couldn’t resist posting these because Anna’s getting all oral on us and it’s damn sexy. We all know what that tongue is good for… If you don’t, use your imagination stupid or grow a penis.

Photos: WENN.com

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Blake Lively Needs To Disrobe

Seeing Blake Lively on set in a bathrobe and what looks to be not much underneath, just made me a fan and set my Tivo to Gossip Girl. I don’t know what kind of scene they’re shooting, but let’s hope it involves a bikini. I wouldn’t mind seeing Blake’s sweet chesticles in action. I hope the Paparazzi keeps on her like flies to shit because I’m curious to know what is revealed when the robe comes off!

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Mariah Carey And Her Fat Boobies

Here’s Mariah Carey putting on the hoochie while filming her new music video. I have to admit she looks pretty good here because I was a little worried for a while that when she got married she’d put on some weight which she did, but it went to all the right places. There’s nothing better than adding a breast size of some healthy fat on top of fake tits.

more pictures of Mariah Carey here

Photos:SplashNewsOnline, Bauer-Griffin, Flynet

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Debbie Gibson’s Hotness Comeback

The orginal teen popstar Debbie Gibson performed at the Gay Pride Festival after announcing her musical comeback after a 20 year absence from the spotlight. Now, I don’t know about you, but is this really necessary?! I mean, is there a demand for a 38 year old cougar? I guess so… She does look pretty tight and judging by these pictures and the one’s I posted a few weeks ago, she’s in better shape than both Britney Spears and Xtina. So why not?! It’s not like I don’t already have Foolish Beat on my iPod. Shhhh.

Photos: WENN.com

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Gisele Bundchen’s Daddy Long Legs

For a pregnant lady, Gisele Bundchen is showing no signs. Maybe being a supermodel with superior genetics, we will never see an ounce of “baby weight” on her. Besides with those daddy long legs, I don’t know if she can support it. Anyway, I wonder how long it took Tom Brady to climb those to fertilize her. I’d have to set up base camp half way up.

more pictures of Gisele Bundchen here

Photos: Flynet

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Isla Fisher’s Got Cleavage

I wouldn’t say that Isla Fisher is exactly known as a sexpot, although her FHM spread was pretty good, but here she is flashing some sweet pale cleavage leaving the movie theatre at The Grove. I’m not complaining, any celebrity boob is good boob if you ask me, but a little sun might really make those things pop. I’m here to help.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Emily Scott Is My Kryptonite

I know many of you don’t know Australian model/DJ Emily Scott, but I have posted her and her Kryptonite-like eyes many times before. The reason I say Kryptonite is because they’re firercly green and they make me weak at the knees. Anyway, I’m posting this because the Daily Telegraph has reported that Emily and Ritchie Neville, a member of ’90s pop group Five have split after 4 months of marriage. Turns out the NSW Police took out an Apprehended Violence Order against him. I guess being a member of a crappy boy band makes you a pussy and lash out violently. I just hope Emily wasn’t on the other end of this because if anything should happen to those green eyes and beautiful face I would be devastated…