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Scarlett Johansson Is A Glamour Tease

September 30th, 2009

After yesterday's disappointing pictures of Scarlett Johansson in her boring fly fishing outfit, I wasn't really expecting much from these shots of her on the cover of Glamour magazine. It's probably a good thing I kept my expectations low because these aren't exactly the hottest pictures I've ever seen of her, but they'll do. What's with the dude? Couldn't they have replaced him with a puppy or a topless Jessica Simpson? This isn't rocket science.    
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Canned Tuna

September 30th, 2009

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Rachel Stevens’ Sexy 2010 Calendar

September 30th, 2009

Here are a few pictures from Rachel Stevens sexy new 2010 calendar, now this is a calendar I can hang on my bathroom wall. I have to hang it in the bathroom because after looking at it I'm going to need to take a shower and probably a nap. Rachel looks pretty damn awesome in her lingerie, I think she should do it more often... At my place say around midnight, I'll get the hot tub started. more pictures of Rachel Stevens here    
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MILF Heather Locklear Is Looking Tight

September 30th, 2009

Here's the latest MILF to attempt a comeback Heather Locklear on the set of the new Melrose Place looking pretty damn tight if you ask me. My guess is that she plays somebody's slutty mother who ends up banging one or two of their friends and probably their fathers. Scandalous! What channel is this on and are they allowed nudity? I think it's about time.      
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Mariah Carey Hides Her Fat In Black

September 30th, 2009

Here's Mariah Carey out promoting her new fragrance 'Forever' at Macy's the other day. I have to say that all the perfume in the world won't cover up the fact that she looks like she's put on about fifty pounds, and not in the good spots. At least she's very clever about wearing her stealth like black outfit, I can hardly tell that her ass looks massive, she's like a ninja. A really large ninja. more pictures of Mariah Carey here    
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Emmy Rossum Is Pretty And Has Bad Taste

September 30th, 2009

Here's hottie Emmy Rossum looking as cute as a button the other day, a button you'd like to fill with Jägermeister and let have her way with you. I'm just kidding, she really is cute, but I've just found out that she's dating that rotten looking singer from the Counting Crows who somehow manages to bangs all the hot chicks in Hollywood. Just the thought of it is making me sick to my stomach and I've eaten sushi in the Dominican Republic. more pictures of Emmy Rossum here    
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Daily Tuna

September 30th, 2009

-The hottest child stars - grown up -Korrina Rico ain't ugly! -She can shoot an apple off my head any day -Aimee Butler goodness -CoCo's naughty personal pics -Ashley Tisdale is see through -Kherington Payne's super sexy dance moves -MILF: Alyson Hannigan More Tuna: RIP: Victoria Beckham’s Funbags Britney Spears’s Nipples Are Hard And Low Olivia Munn Does Playboy Alexis Bledel’s Got Little Cleavage Elle Macpherson’s Got Nipple-itis Stacy Keibler Is Still Not In Hot Pants Join Hollywood Tuna's Facebook

Ali Landry Is A Handy Adventure

September 30th, 2009

Here’s Ali Landry at the 'Handy Manny Motorcycle Adventure' premiere the other night. Speaking of handy adventures, after seeing pictures of her, I've got one of my own going on over here. God she's hot! Everything from her complexion to her lips to her toes are perfection. I’d be a afraid to touch her in fear of messing her up. I guess I could wear mittens.        
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Naomi Watts’ Cougar Booty Is Ass

September 30th, 2009

Yesterday I did a post on Naomi Watts saying how great her ass looked in a pair of bicycle shorts, I think I may have misspoken. I was WAY off!!!! This is not the ass I thought I was talking about, this ass looks like a few bags of milk have sprung a leak in my plastic grocery bag. Disgusting. I don't even know how this is possible, I think I need that lasik shit.    
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Irina Voronina, Brooke Taylor And Jesse Golden In Sexy Halloween Costumes

September 30th, 2009

I know it's not even October yet, but apparently Halloween is just around the corner. Here are Irina Voronina, Brooke Taylor and Jesse Golden in some sexy costumes, I couldn't tell you whose who in these pictures, but I don't think it really matters. I love Halloween, it gives normally conservative girls a chance to slut it up in some sort of trashy outfit they'd never be caught dead in any other time of the year. I don't think this is one of those time, I somehow get the feeling that these girls aren't strangers to dressing up in slutty little costumes. It's just a hunch. 60 more pictures of Irina Voronina, Brooke Taylor And Jesse Golden here    
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Hilary Duff Reminds Me It’s Going To Be A Long Winter

September 30th, 2009

Here’s Hilary Duff in New York on her way for another day of shooting Gossip Girl. Personally, I think these pictures are depressing and that’s because Hilary is all bundled up. Yes, winter is just around the corner and now I’m going to have to write about girls in a bunch of layered clothing... Christmas vacations can’t come soon enough...        
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Scarlett Johansson’s Funbags Are Perfectly Strapped

September 29th, 2009

I really don't have much to say about these pictures of Scarlett Johansson, not because I've lost my touch, but because she looks like she should be on her way to an Indigo Girls concert or wading out into a river somewhere in Montana to do a little fly fishing. That being said, I like the way her bag's strap accentuates her big sweater muffins. I know, so childish, my mother tells people I'm an accountant.    
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