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Megan Fox: Sexiest Halloween Costume Ever!

October 30th, 2009

These pictures are just what I needed before Halloween weekend, hot ass Megan Fox in a tiny little pair of denim cut offs and a tight tank top. Holy crap! I know most chicks will dress up as slutty nurses or slutty police women, but I hope that a few of them decide to think outside the slutty box and dress up as this Megan Fox. It's simple, it's hot and if it's done right it will get you a lot of attention. Send me your pictures if you do. I need to go lie down.        
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Canned Tuna

October 30th, 2009

Chelsea Handler's Does Playboy! (Dlisted) Jessica Simpson Needs A Real Man! Me. (PopEater) Heidi Klum Chocolate Covered Boobies (DS nsfw) Julianne Hough Is Smokin' Hot! (Moe Jackson) Britney Spears Keeps Teasing (Pink Is The New Blog) Demi Moore Is A Sweet Cougar (Lainey Gossip) Amy Winehouse Hides Boobs Reveals Arms (Hollywood Rag) Costume of the Year (City Rag) Katy Perry: Double Chin! (Just Jared) Kristen Stewart Can Actually Smile (Popsugar) Joanna Krupa Flashes Some Trashy Cleavage (The Grumpiest) Olivia Munn Gets Leggy (Popoholic) Veronica Varekova Is Still One Of The Hottest (Si.com) Tuna's Back Catalogue Scarlett Johansson Makes Stuff Explode Cheryl Tweedy Does Hello Magazine Elizabeth Berkley Shows Some Serious Boob Action Elle Macpherson Is See Through Follow Me On Twitter

Malin Akerman Upskirt Picture

October 30th, 2009

Here's Couples Retreat hottie Malin Akerman giving us a nice peak up her little dress. Welcome to the club, you're only four years behind everyone else, upskirts are SO out this season. I don't tend to follow trends so I still enjoy a good upskirt from time to time just like I enjoy a good pair of Zubaz pants. They're comfortable and look good at the gym. I guess this upskirt is suppose to make up for the fact that Couples Retreat was the worst movie of the year. It doesn't. Related Articles: Maria Menounos Is A Disaster Maria Menounos Shows Off Her Puppies Maria Menounos Is Super Cute Maria Menounos Is A Good Workout Photos: Fame

Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures

October 30th, 2009

Here's supermodel Doutzen Kroes in her sexy swimsuit posing on the beach for some Victoria's Secret shoot I think. I guess it doesn't really matter. I like Doutzen, she's not as scrawny as all the other models. Don't get me wrong, I love all the skinny models, but it's nice to see a woman you can really sink your teeth into. That's as close as I'm going to get to jumping on the whole vampire bandwagon. Enjoy.        
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Heidi Montag Is A New Mom

October 30th, 2009

This post is one of the most annoying posts I've ever had to write, it combines two of the most obnoxious couples living on earth today. Here's Heidi Montag and Douche dressed as Jon and Kate Gosselin. Hilarious right? What's even more annoying is the fact that they aren't going anywhere, they just walked out to their driveway to get their f@#king picture taken. Idiots! Although I wouldn't mind trying to impregnate Heidi's version of Kate.      
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Britney Spears “3″ Music Video

October 30th, 2009

Britney Spears’ new music “3” was just released and besides the song being boring they managed to put her in the best of lights and make her look quite tasty. I’m digging the outfits but her breasts seem just a little droopy and could use a lift, big time. Now I know she had two kids nibbling on those but surely she has enough dough to have them corrected.

Britney Spears "3" Music Video
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Holly Madison Is Busting Out!

October 30th, 2009

Here's Playboy Playmate Holly Madison showing off her delicious front meat at some event in Las Vegas. She's so fake looking, I absolutely love it. I'm being told that she's at Wayne Newton's new show 'Once Before I Go' which is appropriate because I would like to motorboat Holly's big fake boobies once before I go. Maybe twice. I might be more impressed that Wayne Newton has a new show. What am I saying? Boobs!!! more pictures of Holly Madison here    
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Jaime Pressly And Her Sweater Puppies Get Fined

October 30th, 2009

It's never fun to get a parking ticket, but when a hot chick gets one, it makes me happy. In my mind, it's my way of getting even with them for never giving me a chance to slip them the fast one. I know I'm a bitter old man who's been rejected way too much... Anyway, here's Jaime Pressly committing a parking infraction. The bad news is, she's rich and probably doesn't care, so thanks for ruining my moment. At least, I can take solace in checking out those sweet sweater puppies.      
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Audrina Patridge Needs Some Tarting Up

October 30th, 2009

Here's nobody Audrina Patridge doing well, the usual, nothing. I don't know what compels me to post pictures of this chick, she's not showing off her fake tits or even wearing a decent outfit, I think she's hypnotized me with her creepy lazy eye somehow. She's kinda making a retarded face in the second picture if that means anything to you. I hate my career choice.    
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Katie Price Has Another Goddamn Book Out!

October 30th, 2009

Guess who has another book out? If you guessed Katie Price you are correct! How many is thos now?!? 100? A better question is how many did she actually write!?! And who reads this shit anyway?? Seriously, shame on you that do! Anyway, here she is showing some classy cleavage at one of her book signings. You know if she wrote the book on her tits, I’d might actually consider reading it.      
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Emmy Rossum In A Fake See Through Dress

October 30th, 2009

Here's Emmy Rossum at the GQ Gentleman's Ball the other night. I can't really tell if her outfit is see through or not, but for the sake of this post it is. Not that it really needs to be, I can see all her lady bits and pieces in my imagination. Hot stuff. When I close my eyes it's like a peepshow in my head. Oddly enough Sophie Monk in her hot little lady bug outfit just showed up. Nice.        
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Daily Tuna

October 30th, 2009
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