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Molly Sims Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2009

The last time I had pictures of Molly Sims on the site she was doing some weird sh#t with her puppies and I remember thinking that that was the end of her hotness. Well, I'm glad that she's decided to prove me wrong by prancing around, shaking her ass in her little bikini. How thoughtful.    
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Canned Tuna

December 31st, 2009

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Kim Kardashian In A Stupid Dress

December 31st, 2009

Here's Kim Kardashian hosting some retarded Pre-New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas wearing what looks like a dress made out of a funeral homes curtains. So this is basically a party for a Wednesday? So stupid. I like how she decided to wear her moms' shoulder pads to try and balance out her big ass. It's not working. At least she wore a see through top so we can get a good look at her massive bra. Happy frickin' New Year. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here    
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The Most Disappointing Jessica Alba Beach Photos Ever!

December 31st, 2009

When I discovered that their were pictures of Jessica Alba on vacation on the beach in Mexico, I have to admit I got an excited feeling in my pants. Like I used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Sadly, these have to be some of the absolute worst Jessica Alba swimsuit pictures of all time. I bet if they made a bathing suit with a turtle neck she'd be wearing it.      
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Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2009

I was on the beaches of Europe this past summer and everywhere I went their were Italians wearing scarves in the summer heat like retards. Sadly most of them were dudes in speedos which is just uncalled for. That being said, here's Italian model Melissa Satta proving that the swimsuit scarf combination actually can work. It doesn't hurt that she's got a killer ass.      
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Leighton Meester Works It On Stage

December 31st, 2009

Here's Gossip Girls Leighton Meester "entertaining" fans at some club opening in Miami the other night. I use the term "entertaining" very loosely, I'm assuming she's lip synching, because from what I've heard she sucks balls. That being said I think she looks kinda cute and I'd like to do a little lip synching of my own. That didn't sound so disgusting in my head.        
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Jaime Pressly Because She Is Hot

December 31st, 2009

I've always found Jamie Pressly to be pretty hot, I'm not sure what it is, it could be her really annoying voice yelling at everyone on that sh%tty TV show about the mustache. She's always had a killer body and even better tits so I guess I can put up with her screeching. Anyhow, here she is walking around doing nothing. Enjoy.    
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Is A Hot Mess

December 31st, 2009

This is exactly what I meant when I put 'Drunken Slapper' on my Xmas list. I guess I should have been more specific. Here's busty British nobody Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, busting out of her halter top and short shorts, in a drunken stupor being carried out of some club like a dead hooker in Chinatown. This chick sure puts the whore back in Horgan-Wallace... Ha! more pictures of Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace here    
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Christina Aguilera’s Regrettable Tattoo

December 31st, 2009

Here's Christina Aguilera out doing nothing the other day, luckily for us she's wearing a nice boobie highlighting tank top to make up for it. Where's baby Jesus with a sudden torrential down pour when you need him? I didn't realize she had such a regrettable 'Xtina' stripper tattoo on the back of her neck. What kind of egomaniac gets there own name tattooed on their body? I have a tattoo across my back of a giant tuna wearing sunglasses getting a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.... It's very tastefully done. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here    
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Daily Tuna

December 31st, 2009

Sophie Howard Is Busty In Ralph

December 30th, 2009

I'm practically speechless. I've had a lot of busty babes in their bikinis on this site over the years, but these pictures of Sophie Howard in Ralph magazine take the cake. I would like to deliver the cake personally to Miss Howard in the hopes that she may accidentally stumble and dip that sweet front meat into the icing.... I've got a sweet tooth in my pants.    
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