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Lauren Pope Bikini Pictures

March 31st, 2010

Here are a bunch of pictures of possibly the worlds hottest DJ Lauren Pope hanging out on the beach in her bikini with her little blonde friend. Lauren and I are Twitter friends, if that's even possible, and she was supposed to give me some exclusive bikini pictures so I'm a little disappointed that she forgot about me. I'm sure she can find a way to make it up to me... Bring your friend. I didn't mean that sexually, I meant she can DJ my nieces sweet sixteen party or something. Get your head out of the gutter. more pictures of Lauren Pope here    
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Jessica Jane Clement’s Breasts Are Nuts

March 31st, 2010

If any of you don't already know who this Jessica Jane Clement chick is... You might want to look it up yourself because I'm way too busy staring at her amazing boobs to be of any use to anyone. I think I've had her on the site before, but I seem to remember her boobs being smaller, not that bigger isn't better. I like it, I like it alot. This is exactly the kinda girl I'm looking for, she's not beautiful, she's hot, but not too hot that you'd feel bad sticking things where they didn't belong. Call me.    
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Disappointing Bikini Pictures

March 31st, 2010

I'm not to pleased about the fact that Elizabeth Hurley seems to think that it's alright for her to launch a line of bikinis with her name on it and not show up to a store opening wearing the afore mentioned bikini. What a rip off. Think of all the perverted forty year old men who stood in line to see her and all they get are a couple of nobodies shaking their lady bits while Liz is dressed like an old school mum. Those virgins are going to go home very unhappy. I hope you're proud of yourself Liz. more pictures of Elizabeth Hurley here    
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Kristin Cavallari Needs To Be Hosed Down

March 31st, 2010

Here's The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari out the other day looking somewhat chilly in the cool California spring weather. I say that because I think I see a hint o' nipple. Unfortunately a hint doesn't quite do it for me anymore. Would it be frown upon to hire homeless people to pour cold water on hot celebrities in white t-shirts? It's a win win situation, the homeless dude gets money for crack food, we all get to see Kristin in her very own one woman wet t-shirt contest in the middle of the street and she gets a little more exposure. Everyone's a winner.      
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Marisa Miller Heats Things Up In Vegas

March 31st, 2010

Here are some pictures of supermodel Marisa Miller on the cover of Vegas magazine looking as hot as ever. I must have been a little drunk last night when I found these because apparently they're old pictures, my bad, but mother was on a date last night and left the liquor cabinet unlocked so it's not really my fault. You can't expect to leave a thirty-something year old male home alone with all that booze and not have them get drunk and order prostitutes with your credit card. That's just common sense.      
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Is Kim Kardashian’s Ass Disappearing?

March 31st, 2010

How is it that Kim Kardashian's ass looks well, normal sized in these pictures of her walking the streets in a little skirt? Is it just a flattering outfit or did I resize the images wrong so they're stretched? I'm both confused and titillated at the same time, like when a stripper offered to give me a free lap dance. Don't worry I didn't fall for that one either. Anyhow, I think she looks hot and would like to take her for a walk around my neighborhood. Yes, a walk, we can even hold hands.    
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Ali Larter’s Got A Lot Of Junk In Her Trunk

March 31st, 2010

I don't mean to say that Heroes star Ali Larter has a fat ass, she's just loading up her trunk with groceries, that's all. Although from this angle those tights seem to be working pretty damn hard to contain all that goodness. Is Heroes even still on the air? I guess it doesn't really matter. On another note, her boobs look pretty damn good, I could get use to starring at those things while I do my calisthenics. Enjoy.    
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Amanda Seyfried’s Hotness Could Be Hotter

March 31st, 2010

I'm beginning to think that Amanda Seyfried doesn't read this crap I write everyday or even know this website exists for that matter because she continues to cover up those secret boobs I like so much, but rarely ever get to see. It's not very nice of her considering I've only ever said nice things about her and her boobs, so why the cold shoulder? I'm not asking for bikini pictures, although they would be nice, but a tight tank top or something wouldn't kill anybody. I can't be the only one who wants to see this, let's get the ball rolling with a nice tight t-shirt... Maybe with a tuna on it? Don't be shy Amanda, hit me up on

Carrie Underwood Shows Off Her Puppies

March 31st, 2010

Obviously Carrie Underwood isn't showing off the puppies most of us would like to see, but I guess a real puppy dog is pretty cute and slightly more appropriate for an event hosted by Pedigree. She still looks pretty good, even without the boobs, now if only we can get her to an event hosted by a more appropriate company like Hooters or Dirty Pete's Boobie Bungalow we'd be in business. Enjoy. more pictures of Carrie Underwood here    
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Daily Tuna

March 31st, 2010

Kelly Brook Sizzles In Ultimo Lingerie

March 30th, 2010

Alright, my work for the day is done here folks, but I wanted to leave you with something special to remember me by. Here's Kelly Brook modeling some Ultimo lingerie and looking quite spectacular doing it if I might say so myself. What can I say, the girl is just hot, so hot in fact that I may need to go take a cold bath just to cool down. After I print these out and tape them to the ceiling over the tub of course.... Up periscope.    
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