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Cameron Diaz Back To Reality

March 30th, 2010

After yesterday's amazing shots of Cameron Diaz on the set of her new movie in a pair of tiny little denim short shorts, showing off her legs and making last nights' dreams a whole lot more interesting, I have to say that I'm very disappointed in today's pictures. Here she is with her smoke dangling from her lip like a career stripper who's been around the block a few dozen times and who's now been demoted to bartender. Disgusting. I know she's in her late thirties so I shouldn't be surprised that every picture isn't a winner, but come on... The short shorts... Remember? It seems like so long ago now.      
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hotness Is Losing Momentum

March 30th, 2010

Here's Jennifer Aniston at yet another Bounty Hunter premiere looking well, like she always looks, plain. I'm starting to get a little sick of this, everywhere I look there's Jennifer just standing there in a boring dress, not flashing any cleavage, not giving us a peek up her skirt, not even licking her lips or making sexy faces... Just standing there. She's so dull, no wonder she can't keep a man. I bet in bed she just lies there like a starfish. Not that I wouldn't want to have my way with that starfish, but she needs to spice things up a little. We know she's got a good body, we've seen it in her bikini, give us something. Even just a tighter dress... Anything, I'm begging you.    
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Tila Tequila Flashes

March 30th, 2010

It's no secret that Tila Tequila has been going through so personal issues over the last few decades months so I don't want to judge her too much for her strange behavior. That being said, what the hell is this crap all about? Here she is at the grocery store the other day flashing her ass every chance she gets in her weird 'barely there' dress. I shouldn't complain, because I like Tila's ass, but this is just sad. I guess there are worse ways to get attention, she could have a fake pregnancy and fake miscarriage. At least this way we get some ass shots. Enjoy.      
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Ashley Greene Gives Me Impure Thoughts

March 30th, 2010

I really like this Ashley Greene chick, even if she was in that Twilight garbage I won't hold it against her, we've all done things in our past we care to forget. Some more obese bigger than others. Anyhow here she is looking hot walking the streets one sunny afternoon. I like the way she's running her fingers through her hair, so hot, I wish I could help her brush it before bed. Hmmm, that sounded a hell of a lot less creepy in my head. I take it back, instead I'd like to stuff a pillow with the left over hair from the salon so I can smell her while I sleep. That's better. more pictures of Ashley Greene here    
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Sarah Harding Will Do For Now

March 30th, 2010

It seems to be a slow day today at Hollywoodtuna so all I've got for now are a few shots of Girls Aloud hottie Sarah Harding at some British event I've never heard about. She's no Cheryl Tweedy, but she'll do in a pinch. Like when Cheryl doesn't want to spend a few hours with me covered in honey sticking cut-out pictures of kitty cats on each others naked bodies. Actually, if I can find any woman to do that with me it would be great to finally scratch that crap off my bucket list.    
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Ashley Tisdale Is Not Attractive

March 30th, 2010

Ashley Tisdale is by no means an attractive woman, she's actually pretty ugly if you ask me, so I'm not sure why I'm posting pictures of her in her period outfit. I'm still a little sick and after looking at this post I'm pretty sure I drank way too much cough medicine before deciding this was a good idea. I guess it's too late now, at least if there were some ass shots we'd have something good to look at, those boobs are more like sip-sacks than funbags. So disappointing. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here        
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Cameron Diaz Does Daisy Duke Proud

March 29th, 2010

I think these might not only be the hottest pictures of Cameron Diaz I've ever seen, but the hottest pictures of anyone I've seen all year. Here she is in a tiny pair of short shorts on the set of her new movie showing off an awful lot of leg while luring drivers into her carwash. Those things seem to go on forever. I don't have a car, but I would steal one just to watch Cameron wash it in this little outfit. I'm hoping that this means the next scene she'll be shooting will involve some lucky bastard's car, a bikini and Cameron Diaz covered in soap suds. Fingers crossed. more pictures of the Cameron Diaz here    
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Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Light Up The Twitter

March 29th, 2010

Kim Kardashian seems to be taking a page out of the Adrianne Curry How To Get Noticed On Twitter handbook by posting pictures she took of her big tanned titties in a little bikini. Not that I'm complaining, more hot celebs should be doing the same thing, then sending them to me with a personal message of love. It would make my job a whole lot easier and it would brighten up my sad blogging day. I will print them out and keep them in my wallet so that when I tell my family at passover dinner that I'm dating a celebrity it will seem more believable. I hope.        
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