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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Come Out To Party

April 30th, 2010

Paris Hilton's magical on again off again cleavage seems to be off again, luckily to make up for the lack of juiciness, she's decided to give us a little peek at the nipples. Thoughtful, but we've all seen this these things before, I could pick Paris' nipples out of a nipple line up any day. Luckily I like rich girl nipples, they're just the right size and delicious, I wish someone could package them and sell them in the candy store. I could snack on them while I write this crap.    
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Canned Tuna

April 30th, 2010

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Brooke Hogan’s Boobs Can Be Distracting

April 30th, 2010

I actually think that Brooke Hogan looks pretty good in these pictures, that feels weird to say, but it's true. I guess it's because she's hiding her face with those massive sunglasses, wearing a tight pair of jeans and showing off a decent sized set of skin pillows, all highlighted by her platinum blond hair and a nice fake tan. Can you tell I have a thing for strippers? Put her in a dimly lit club with the smell of stale beer and bad perfume and I'd be stuffing singles between those things all night. Does she do private shows?        
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Olivia Munn FHM Magazine Pictures

April 30th, 2010

The other day I had pictures of nerd princess Olivia Munn naked, well sort of naked anyway, and now I've got her in her little lingerie looking sexy for FHM Magazine. I don't know what I did to deserve this, but I'm certainly glad I did it. I would love to go out with Olivia, she's hot and I've got a few questions about how I can hook up my laptop to my flat screen TV so that I can do this crap from the comfort of my bed. Call me.      
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Kate Hudson Flashes Her Gang Signs

April 30th, 2010

As you can probably tell, I'm not up to date on my gang signs, but whatever gang it is that Kate Hudson belongs to I want to join. Obviously that's only if it's a gang of rich attractive women who wear fancy dresses, go around buying things, having expensive lavish dinners and parties all over the world and who need a nice young gentleman who has his own website to help spread their propaganda and recruit even more hot women. I don't really care if I get in, I just want to go through the hazing. I'll do whatever you want ladies.        
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Christina Aguilera Is Madonna 20 Years Ago But Much Hotter

April 30th, 2010

I don't know if by stealing all of Madonna's old video ideas for her Not Myself Tonight video, Christina Aguilera is paying homage to the pop icon or if she's just completely ripping her off, I'm not an expert when it comes to these kinds of things. Not that I really care, Xtina is much hotter than Madonna ever was so watching her dance around in lingerie and make out with chicks is fine by me. Enjoy.

Not Myself Tonight Video
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Ashley Tisdale Dares Wear Short Shorts

April 30th, 2010

Here's nobody Ashley Tisdale out and about in a pair of denim short shorts and I think a see through top, I can't see any nipple so I can't really be sure. What a waste. Anyhow, I think that's all I have to say about this crap, girl doesn't do anything interesting and she's not as hot as Sophie Monk so I don't know what to tell you. Don't get me wrong, I'd still throw her a hump, but that says more about me than her so we're not really getting anywhere. Just try to enjoy the pics.    
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Fergie Needs To Get Her Act Together

April 30th, 2010

I know that Fergie has had it kinda rough in her life, what with being addicted to meth and being an old woman, but she seriously has to get her act together. I'm not complaining about her body, it's awesome, that would be like complaining about beer being too delicious, but that head needs to go. Too bad we couldn't just pop them off like Lego men and replace them with better ones. I know I'd love to replace my head with that of a Lego spaceman. So handsome.    
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Audrina Patridge Needs A New Man

April 30th, 2010

I should probably rewrite the title to this post, because this guy is by no means a man. Here's Audrina Patridge looking pretty damn sexy after having dinner the other night. I can't get over her taste in dudes. I obviously have no idea who this clown is she's with, I'm guessing some guy she's banging, but judging strictly on his appearance he looks like an absolute douche. King douche, right up there with those twats from The Jersey Shore, but without the fashion sense. Someone needs to take a weed whacker to that retarded haircut.    
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not An Attractive Woman

April 30th, 2010

I don't do many posts on Gwyneth Paltrow, come to think of it this might be the absolute first time I've ever done a post on her, that's because she kinda bores the crap out of me. She looks like an older Mia Farrow. Even in these shots of her outside the Late Show With David Letterman studios in a pair of somewhat short shorts she looks so damn dull I think my penis has retreated back inside my body to hibernate. Thanks a lot Gwyneth, how am I going to explain this to the prostitute? more pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow here    
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Daily Tuna

April 30th, 2010

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Rihanna Gets Down And Dirty

April 29th, 2010

This is how I like to end my back breaking day of celebrity blogging, with pictures of Rihanna bumping and grinding in her futuristic stripper outfit on stage for me. Obviously she's not just dancing for me, but I like to pretend that the pictures I get were mailed to me directly, then mother scanned them into a computer, resized them and left them on my lap for me to enjoy as a treat with my mayonnaise and baloney sandwiches. Speaking of baloney sandwhiches, she seems to be grabbing... That's just tasteless.    
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