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Megan Fox Forgets To Button Up

May 31st, 2010

These aren't exactly the most flattering pictures of Megan Fox except for the fact that she seems to have forgotten to do up one of the buttons on her blouse. Thank you Jesus! This is a fashion trend that I can get behind, more chicks should be wearing their dress shirts like this. Some of them might feel a little self conscious showing off the goods like this, but they'll get over it, the free drinks alone would make it worth while. Not to mention all the speeding tickets they'll get out of.    
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Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures

May 31st, 2010

After the Sheryl Crow bikini pictures I had up earlier, I needed to cleanse my palette so to speak and get a better image in my mind, so here's Nicole Bahls showing off her skills at the beach. This is what a yellow bikini is supposed to look like. This chick's definitely no supermodel, but the fact that she always seems to wear thong bikinis that show off her sweet ass and giant floatation devices more than makes up for it. Enjoy. more pictures of Nicole Bahls here    
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Sheryl Crow Bikini Pictures

May 31st, 2010

While the thought of Sheryl Crow walking around on the beach in her little yellow bikini may have been hot about fifteen years ago, the reality of the situation today isn't all that pretty. Sure she's in pretty good shape for a woman of her age, but I feel like this could easily be a billboard for an osteoporosis drug or something to help stop older birds from peeing a little when they laugh.        
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Audrina Patridge Pumps It

May 31st, 2010

There's something about a hot chick pumping gas that really gets the old blood flowing to my nether regions for some reason. I think it's the word pumping that puts dirty thoughts in my mind, the same thing happens when I hear someone say jelly donut. Anyhow, here's The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge at the gas station looking sexy with her hot little ass, fake boobs and lazy eyes. Pump it, that's it. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here    
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Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Midriff

May 31st, 2010

Here's Kelly Brook out the other day walking around exposing a pretty damn hot midriff and some even hotter curves. I tried my best to crop out the douchebag boyfriend but he's sticking so damn close to her side so there wasn't much I could do, not that I can blame the guy, I'd probably handcuff the two of us together every time we left the house... And sometimes when we stayed in, you know, just for fun.        
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Daily Tuna

May 31st, 2010

Kelly Brook’s Booty Is Spectacular

May 28th, 2010

It's a pretty slow day here at Hollywoodtuna, mostly because I'm hungover and mother refuses to make me a delicious grilled cheese sandwich with bacon for some reason so productivity has come to a stand still. Luckily I've found these pictures of hottie Kelly Brook's incredible ass in a short little summer dress. Awesome. This is way better than a stupid sandwich. I would like to walk behind this chick all day, not in a creepy way, in an admiring kinda way.... With a camera taped to my shoe.        
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Adriana Lima The Real Hottest MILF Ever

May 28th, 2010

I must have been still a little drunk earlier today when I called Catherine Zeta-Jones the hottest MILF around, I must have been totally out of my mind because I completely forgot that supermodel Adriana Lima squeezed out a kid not too long ago. I don't know what I was thinking, sorry Catherine but you're out. Anyhow, here's Adriana and her incredible MILF hotness at the opening of some boutique in Madrid the other day. Her kid is so lucky it didn't ruin mom's supermodel body. Imagine growing up knowing you ruined one of the hottest women in the world? more pictures of Adriana Lima here      
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Mollie King Deserves My Attention

May 28th, 2010

The site today seems to have a strange mix of older chicks trying to flash their lady business and younger hotties showing them that it's a young woman's game these days. Here's a new hottie that I don't know too much about, Mollie King out the other night getting some well deserved attention. This chick is really making special things happen in my no-no place, I don't know what to do, maybe I should call the authorities. Right after I soak up a little more of her hotness. Enjoy.    
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Kate Hudson Almost Flashes Her Lady Business

May 28th, 2010

I think I'm grasping at straws here saying that Kate Hudson is almost flashing her lady business, I can't see a damn thing and I've been looking all morning, almost just isn't going to cut it anymore. I don't want to almost get an erection or almost make out with a fat chick or almost get drunk and wake up without my pants in a bus station somewhere. Where's the fun in that? Anyhow, she's giving us a nice peek at her legs in her short little skirt so everything is alright. more pictures of Kate Hudson here    
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Kristin Davis: Worst See Through Top Ever

May 28th, 2010

The Sex & The City II cougars seem to be everywhere these days doing pretty much everything possible to promote their lame menopausal road trip movie. Here's the other other one Kristin Davis trying her best to get attention in her see through top. It's not working. She must has read somewhere that see through tops were all the rage among young hollywood starlets and wanted to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately she failed miserably. Gross.    
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Shannon Elizabeth Because She Bores Me

May 28th, 2010

I wish I could say that I finally got some hot pictures of Shannon Elizabeth for you guys, but sadly I don't. The girl is just an all around bore. The only good thing I could possibly see in all of this is that it looks like her boyfriend or husband or dude she's with is a little soft and out of shape, meaning that maybe if I put on a few pounds I might have a chance at banging her. Not that I'm really into it, it's only Shannon Elizabeth after all.    
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