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Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot Legs Get Wet

September 30th, 2010

Here’s my one true love Cheryl Tweedy out in the rain the other night that involves her wearing a nice little dress so I don’t care what it is. I don’t know who this overly tanned old man is, probably her new wallet boyfriend, but he’d better remove those ancient sausage fingers from her side before I chew them off. I hate being jealous of old dudes…. Getting to touch hotties like Cheryl and not having to wait in line at McDonald’s to get a refill. Bastards.

     
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Jessica Simpson Covers Up the Chubcakes

September 30th, 2010

I’m actually a little surprised to see that Jessica Simpson is looking pretty good in these pictures, not all fat and chunky looking, I’m impressed. I wonder how many layers of Spanx she’s got on under there. I’m not really feeling the outfit, if she had a giant blue captain’s hat she’d be a female Cap’n Crunch. Not sexy. I know something that could completely save this costume… Some giant chubcake cleavage.

     
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Emma Roberts In Her Tight Pants

September 29th, 2010

I’m only putting these pictures of Emma Roberts up on the site because I think she’s a cute little number and not because she’s wearing some really tight jeans and hooker heels. She’s too young for that kind of thing right? Wait, she’s over eighteen now isn’t she? I remember there was a lot of hype a little while back from fat dudes blogging in their underwear about becoming legal like she’d throw herself at them because they’ve got an awesome collection of oversized Storm Trooper costumes. Idiots.

     
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Jessica Alba’s Got Legs

September 29th, 2010

Here’s Jessica Alba walking the streets looking her regular hot self, even if she’s not really showing off any great amount of skin she’s still looking good. Actually her little sundress is kinda short so we are getting a decent look at her long legs in those high heels of hers. I guess I’m so used to seeing all these celebrities in short shorts that this kind of thing throws me off. She’s so modest.

more pictures of Jessica Alba here

     
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Ashley Greene And Her Stupid Boyfriend

September 29th, 2010

I can’t believe hottie Ashley Greene has fallen under the spell of one of the friggin’ Jonas Brothers. What the hell? The guy must be rich and famous or something. Anyhow, Ashley looks amazing as usual and she’s giving us a nice little peek at her booty while she walks away in her shorts so I think I can overlook the fact that she’s cheating on me with this kid. I guess pimples are all the rage these days.

     
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Kelly Osbourne Actually Looks Half Decent

September 29th, 2010

I have to say that I think I’d like to bang Kelly Osbourne… Now I’ve done it, my penis has retreated into my pelvic cavity in anger and disgust. I don’t blame him considering what I just said, but if he’d just take a moment to look at these shots of her new skinny body in a tight dress leaving the E Studios after appearing on Chelsea Handler he might sing a different tune. She’s like a three pinter now, that’s big pints of beer, still not bad considering what she had to work with.

     
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Britney Spears Looks Good In Her Shorty Shorts

September 28th, 2010

Here’s Britney Spears out doing a little shopping in her cute little short shorts. I would just like to let everyone know that I fully and whole heartedly endorse the use of short shorts in public… Provided of course that you are female, under the age of I don’t know 45 ish and are height/weight appropriate. Clearly Britney fits all of the afore mentioned categories so I give these pictures two boners up. Well, one now followed by a short pause and then one later. Lame jokes are the best.

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Katherine Heigl Because I’ve Got Nothing Else

September 28th, 2010

I think it’s pretty funny that nobody really like this Katherine Heigl chick, I don’t watch her show, her movies are about as entertaining as finding a toddlers diaper in your mailbox and she’s really not all that attractive. After hearing me say all that you might be wondering why the hell I’d ever put her up on the site. Well, I’ve had her on before, but only because she was in a bikini and I like girls in bikinis and the only reason I’ve got her on now is because I couldn’t find anyone else to put up. Honestly, it was this or Janice Dickinson…. I know!

     
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