Here’s my one true love Cheryl Tweedy out in the rain the other night that involves her wearing a nice little dress so I don’t care what it is. I don’t know who this overly tanned old man is, probably her new
wallet boyfriend, but he’d better remove those ancient sausage fingers from her side before I chew them off. I hate being jealous of old dudes…. Getting to touch hotties like Cheryl and not having to wait in line at McDonald’s to get a refill. Bastards.