Milas Kunis is just hot, it’s just that simple. Here she is arriving at some award show last night, that nobody seems to know anything about, looking cuter than kittens falling asleep. I love this girl, I could see myself spending some serious quality time with her over the holidays. We can watch Property Virgins on HGTV together all snuggled up on the couch with a bottle of wine. Perfect. I’ll be wearing a nice pair of jeans and my favorite Christmas sweater and she’ll be naked of course. Call me.
ARCHIVES > November, 2010
Suelyn Medeiros’ Incredible Body In Lingerie (HitHipHop)
I’ve finally got some pictures of Ashley Greene doing something other than walking into or out of the gym in her spandex outfit. Don’t get me wrong, I love a chick in gym sweats, but enough was enough. Here she is looking hot getting into her car wearing a nice tight 80’s hooker dress and showing off some decent cleavage. This is more like it. I guess this was what all the hard work at the gym was all about. Keep up the good work.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan continuing her rehab hotness in a nice little sundress the other day. I don’t know what kind of program she’s in, but it seems to be pretty chill, my parents just duck taped me to my bed for a week. Whatever she’s doing, it seems to be working because she’s looking a lot better. Don’t get me wrong, I loved drunk Lindsay, but I like a woman who’s going to remember me in the morning. There’s nothing worse than trying to convince a chick you just spent the night with that you didn’t just break into her house to steal her collection of Beanie Babies.
I’ve never really found chicks who dress up as dudes all that attractive, call me old fashioned, but I like my women to look like women. Here’s Leighton Meester out the other night wearing her brother’s suit looking like she’s either on her way to an interview at the bank or about to hit the stage for one of those artistic stripper routines that nobody likes. At least unbutton your shirt a little so we can see that you’re a chick.
Here’s Jessica Simpson wearing yet another giant coat to cover up her ever expanding figure, it’s pretty amazing what a few years and a divorce can do to a woman, remember how hot she used to be? I miss that Jessica Simpson, the new model is all soft and haggard. Anyhow, the good news is that even in this blanket with arm holes she’s wearing, it’s basically a tarp you’d use to cover an old car, she can’t seem to hide those big fat chubcakes of hers. It’s a start.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I for one am glad as hell that Jennifer Aniston is still hanging out in her bikini. Here she is in a little purple number while on vacation, walking around, bending over, sunning herself and all around tantalizing my man parts. I love it, it’s too bad she annoys the hell out of everyone when she tries to act. She needs more parts that involve her being in a bikini, maybe an annoying swim coach who can’t find a man or an annoying lifeguard who can find a man… You get the idea.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had Cameron Diaz on the site, mostly because she’s doesn’t do anything worthwhile and she’s getting pretty old, but every now and again she surprises me with some sweet bikini pictures. Here she is hosing herself down with some Dominican dude in an outdoor shower wearing a nice little black bikini. the girl is still pretty fit, but I think it’s time for an upgrade up front, those little things are beginning to look a little frail. Ask you Dominican friend, maybe he can get another job and but them…. I know who he is damn it!!! I’m just really jealous.
Jessica Simpson Covers Up the Chubcakes
Emma Roberts In Her Tight Pants
Jessica Alba’s Got Legs
Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Hit Victoria’s Secret
Christina Aguilera Almost Flashes Some Booty
Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy Lingerie Booty
When I heard that there were possibly pictures of Modern Family hottie Sofia Vergara floating around the internet wearing nothing but her bikini, I was instantly intrigued. All I could imagine were those big MILF breast bouncing around a swimming pool, looking like two manatees making love in the sun. Unfortunately, she seems to be doing a pretty good job hiding her big latina chesticles from me. What a prude. I thought that latin women were supposed to be more comfortable with their bodies. What the hell is this crap?
Kim Kardashian may not be known for her talents in the chesticular arts, but I for one think they they are often over looked. Here are her big friends stuffed nicely into a tight dress that leaves nothing to the imagination. I never really understood that expression, there are things happening to Kim in my imagination right now that I wouldn’t even tell my therapist. So naughty. And I’ve been working with him for fourteen years.
Kim’s Milkshake Brings All The Boys to The Yard…
Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit
Kim Kardashian’s New Hairdo
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jessica Alba is still hot as hell. Sure she doesn’t hit up the clubs in short little dresses as much as we’d probably like her too, and chances are her lady parts are completely ruined by giving birth, but she still manages to look good. Here she is in a photoshoot for something I know nothing about, giving the sexy bedroom eyes that made her famous and wearing a top that’s kinda see through. That’s good enough for me. Enjoy.
Lil Kim’s Boobs Fall Out (NSFW) (HitHipHop)