I had to finish off the day with these shots of busty British beauty Lucy Pinder with her massive chesticles hanging out of a swimsuit because I’ve been in love with those big beautiful things for years now. Amazing. I don’t think I could improve on these shots at all, other than possibly inserting myself in between the girls, maybe drinking a mojito or something. I could live a long and happy life in between those things.
ARCHIVES > January, 2011
Princess Love, Jeny Romero & Cyn Santana’s Hot Undies (HitHipHop)
I’m upset with Christina Hendricks’ lack of cleavage at the SAG awards last night. I mean it’s not THAT bad, but normally she’s got about twelve inches of cleavage exposed so this is a little lame. Her dress looks like a bullet proof house coat, it seems like such a waste, those things should be out there for all the world to see. I don’t think it would be inappropriate for someone like this to wear a bikini top and pigtails to these kind of things. She should get a special exemption from having to wear a fancy dress. Sweet.
In case any of you are interested, the Screen Actor’s Guild awards were held last night, I don’t care either, but Mila Kunis was invited so it couldn’t have been all that bad. Here she is looking sexy on the red carpet in her classy evening gown. When I die I’d like to be reincarnated as a red carpet so that I can just lie there and look up all these Hollywood hotties dresses all day. I know that sounds perverted, but that’s life. With my luck I’d probably come back as a red carpet at a strip club and constantly be covered in disgusting stripper fluids. If I could have a few drinks I guess it wouldn’t be all that bad.
Yes I’m aware that the title to this post is a semi retarded play on words, but I’ve already started so I’m keeping it. I have no idea if super MILF Sofia Vergara’s breasts SAG or not, but I’d sure like to find out. Anyhow, here she is showing them off at the Screen Actor’s Guild awards last night in what has to be one of the best dresses of the evening. Not because it’s a nice design, who cares about that, but because of that amazing plump front meat. Tasty.
With all the new invasive security measure being put in place by the TSA over the last little while, with the full body scans and the inappropriate rub downs, being an airport security guard at LAX must be one of the best jobs around. Here’s Selena Gomez and her tight little body stripping down to her tank top getting ready to walk through security. Some lucky TSA agent is licking his chops right about now. Is it inappropriate to have a co worker film you while you search a passenger and to whom do I send my resume?
OMG! Irina Shayk is a hot piece of ass. I love her. Here she is in DT Magazine looking drop dead sexy half naked, topless and hanging out in her bikini. I can’t seem to find a flaw with this woman, she’s almost perfect, If I had to nitpick I’d say that the fact that at one point or another that soccer douche Christiano Ronaldo stuck his Euro pecker in her no-no spot. Gross! Anyhow, she’s just gorgeous. You know the drill. Enjoy.
I haven’t watched wrestling since the days of ‘Captain Lou Albano’ and Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage so I have no idea who the hell this Kelly Kelly chick is, but she’s kinda hot so I might consider tuning in again. Come on, an American flag bikini? Hotness. Is she related to Miss Elizabeth? Because that would be even hotter. I wouldn’t mind spending a few hours locked in a half nelson with this chick. Call me.
Kendra Wilkinson Is A Menstruating Hot Chick
Kim Kardashian Is Wonder “Ass” Woman
Aubrey O’Day Is A Hippie With Fake Boobs
Mariah Carey Is A Sugar Mama For Halloween
Traci Bingham Is A Naughty Police Woman Too
Heidi Montag And Her Prison Bitch
I don’t need to tell you that Marisa Miller is one hell of a hottie, but I thought that I’d share a few shots of her heading out to dinner the other night just to remind you. I did my best to crop out the absolute douche of a husband, but the fact that I know he’s there somewhere and that he knows I know he’s there somewhere is enough to turn my stomach. The guy gets to touch Marisa whenever the hell he feels like it, like an all you can eat hotness buffet. Life’s just not fair.
I don’t think I need to tell you guys just how hot Sofia Vergara is, but put the Latina MILF in a pair of incredible tights and a slightly see through top and we’ve got ourselves a winner. Here she is doing something somewhere over the weekend, who can keep track of this crap, but she’s showing off some of her hotness so who cares. I still can’t get over the fact that her douche seems to be constantly wearing the same lame blue golf shirt. Is this a thing now? Are all kinds of a-holes walking around in dad golf shirts getting the hottest pieces of tail? I think I’m out of touch.
Here’s Amanda Seyfried in some sexy little short shorts over the weekend struggling to keep her giant box from falling out all over the street. She can barely get her hands around that big box of hers. Don’t worry, I’m aware just how childish and immature these jokes are, I’m not a complete moron, but I am a pretty immature male who writes about asses and boobs all day long so I doubt you expected anything less from me. Enjoy.
It’s nice to see someone in Hollywood who’s not afraid to keep her legs firmly locked shut for a change. Here’s Jordana Brewster having lunch the other day giving us a nice look at her sexy legs…. And that’s it. Actually now that I look closely at these shots I’m pretty bored, watching a chick eat a sandwich, who cares. I think it’s time to get back to some childish humor about boobies. Stay tuned.
I thought it might be a good idea to throw in a few shots of Carmen Electra, you know, just so that when she googles herself later today she won’t be disappointed to see nothing but pictures of her from when she was young and hot. Who says I’m not kind to the elderly? You block out one old man with a walker trying to cut in line at McDonald’s and you’re labelled an ageist. Anyhow, Carmen is still looking pretty good. I think sticking out her chest was a smart more. Well done.