If you don’t already know who Abigail Clancy is, you should, the woman is quite a specimen. Here she is showing off her incredibly tight body in the pages of Esquire while she lounges on some lucky dude’s motorcycle. Awesome. I didn’t think you could show this much breast without actually showing the breast. Impressive. She’s managed to make these shots seem classy and trashy all at the same time. I love her.
ARCHIVES > June, 2011
Blond Bombshell’s Bikini Pool Party In Vegas (Fox411 )
Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole wearing that hot dress that all the chicks wear when they want to show off they’re amazing bodies. I love it. It’s so tight I bet when it comes off it shrinks to about half the size, like a scuba suit. I wouldn’t mind seeing footage of Jayde struggling to squeeze it over her gorgeous body before she goes out. I bet it takes at least three playmates to get that thing on. Amaze!
After her awesome bikini cleavage shots form the other day, it looks like Sara Jean Underwood thought it would be nice to share a few bikini booty shots with her Twitter followers. I agree. I don’t know who the other chick is, but it looks like they’re very close and are probably very special friends…. Who I would gladly pay a decent amount of money to watch take a bath together.
Here’s my favorite wholesome hottie Victoria Justice looking as cute as ever in this photoshoot for, I don’t know, flowers or swimming pools? Who can tell anymore. Whatever it is I’d like to buy some. If she’s looking for someone to hold hands with and walk through a field or hang out by a waterfall or chase ladybugs with, I’d like to volunteer my services. I’ve got a box of wine burning a hole in my pocket. Call me.
I’m sure that Miley Cyrus has got a ton of Twitter followers, at least as many as I do, so I thought it was pretty special of her to tweet this photo of herself with her fully erect nipple featured so prominently. I know I really appreciated it and I’m in my thirties, so I can only imagine how much her millions of teenage fans must have enjoyed it. She’s such a giver.
Yesterday I had video of Kate Upton using her hotness and massive plump bikini breasts to dominate at a staring contest, what a cheater, so I thought why not give you guys a few screenshots of the event. Here she is hanging out in her bikini, playing with the camera, bouncing up and down in her bikini and all around teasing the hell out of us. Yet another keyboard ruined. I’ll send you the bill princess.
If you’re anything like me than you’ve already fallen in love with supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley so seeing her dressed like Jessica Rabbit is just a dream come true. I’ve been waiting years to see someone bring that cartoon hottie to life and Rosie absolutely nails it. Here she is at yet another Transformers 3 premiere, how many of these stupid things do we need, showing off the hotness. I guess if I had a movie with this hottie in it, I’d have a dozen or so premieres too if she promised to show up each time. Too hot.
These are the kind of pictures I like to see of Fergie, I can handle this kind of thing, they’re from a far, slightly out of focus and she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up that busted old face. Hot. Not to mention that she’s dressed like a woman half her age in some badass boots, a pair of denim short shorts and a see through top. Even hotter. Imagine having bad eyesight, everywhere you look you’d see hotties walking around. Amazing.
I don’t know why I keep posting pictures of Rihanna performing during her tour, the shots are always exactly the same. What the hell am I supposed to say that I haven’t already said about this kind of thing? She’s in her colorful underwear shaking her junk in some stripper heels…. That’s pretty much all there is to say about it. She’s not doing anything we haven’t all seen a million times at our local strip club. Except without showing us any lady parts. Lame.
Jessica Simpson Covers Up the Chubcakes
Emma Roberts In Her Tight Pants
Jessica Alba’s Got Legs
Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Hit Victoria’s Secret
Christina Aguilera Almost Flashes Some Booty
Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy Lingerie Booty
Here’s big breasted supermodel perfection Kate Upton doing a promotional schtick for some energy drink or something where she challenges strangers to a staring contest. Sounds like fun. Problem is the dudes are blindfolded so when they open their eyes they’re staring directly at the hottie and her plump chesticles sitting right in front of them in a bikini… Not fair. All of a sudden it turns into a ‘Hump A Supermodel’s Leg Contest’… I’m in.
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