Alright I’m done for the day, I need to get a head start on my adult beverage intake, but before I go I thought that the best course of action was to post some pictures of hottie Rosie Jones doing her thing. Obviously her thing involves hanging out in various tight fitting bikinis and making me feel uncomfortable in my sweatpants. Not that I care, I’m home alone and judging from the woman’s face on the balcony across the way she doesn’t seem to mind. Anyhow, those sweater mounds are spectacular and deserver some attention. Enjoy.
ARCHIVES > September, 2011
Kristen Stewart’s Movie Looks Alright All Of A Sudden (The Superficial)
Booty Showdown: Claudia Sampedro vs. Jessica Burciaga (HitHipHop)
I didn’t realize that Audrina Patridge was still a thing, I thought her fifteen minutes were up over a year ago. Apparently I was wrong, because here she is selling jeans in a department store. That makes more sense. Not that I really care that she’s all washed up, I still think she’s hot and like that she’s slumming it with the common folk. She looks good in her jeans a plaid shirt combination, real down to earth, like the kind of girl you could bring to a Spin Doctors concert… If that kind of thing still exists. Although, if she wants to get back in the spotlight, she might want to consider showing off those big fake breasts of hers more often. Nobody gives a crap about jeans.
Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair
A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen
Audrina Patridge Topless And Skinny Dipping
Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention
I don’t know anything about these Micaela Shaefer and Gina Lisa Lohfink chicks, I can’t even pronounce their names, but they seem to be very comfortable with their bodies and that’s good enough for me. Apparently they’re at the Venus International Erotic Trade Show, awesome, and they decided that the best way to get attention wast to dress up in some very revealing costumes. I couldn’t agree more. The blond with the glasses seems very smart, I’d like to show her my bookworm.
Here’s my favorite bushy eyebrowed hottie Jordana Brewster walking along the sidewalk the other day while chatting on her iPhone. Impressive, she can walk and send a text message at the same time. Good to know, that moves her pretty quickly up the ‘Chicks I Want To Marry List’. I don’t know if it’s safe for her to be walking around all by herself like this, there are a lot of creepy people out there. She needs a big strong blogger to protect her. I even laughed at that one… Strong and blogger in the same sentence. Hilarious.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that I’ve got these pictures of Ashley Tisdale on her way to the gym, she doesn’t seem to do anything else, but she’s got such a good little body that I don’t really care. I have to admit, she looks pretty good in those little short shorts of hers, I’m getting a strange feeling ‘down there’ and I like it. If all I did all day was workout I think I’d probably look pretty good in a pair of short shorts too. Now I just get strange looks riding the bus.
I’m a weak man, a couple of pictures of Maria Menounos hanging out in some short shorts and I’m all over it. I don’t know where she is or what she’s doing, but the woman is absolutely perfect. She’s not even wearing a bikini and I’m in love with her. She’s hot, she’s greek-ish, and she’s all mine. Alright, so that last part was a complete lie. Like saying you like the show Whitney. Come on. Anyhow, Maria and I should spend some quality time getting to know each other over erotic massages. Me first.
Scarlett Johansson Nude Pictures Leaked?
Scarlett Johansson Topless In He’s Just Not That Into You
Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs Have Gone Flat
Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Alluring
I suppose it’s my job to tell you what it is that busty Brit Maria Fowler and her breasts did, I keep forgetting people might actually read the titles, but I’m so distracted by all the cleavage that I’m having a hard time concentrating. Alright, she’s apparently modeling some sort of vintage lingerie line. That’s all I’ve got. Vintage is right, I can’t see a damn thing, not even a hint of nipple. What a waste. It’s a good thing that she’s got a couple of massive breasts falling out of her tops to save the day. Nice.
It’s really hard for me to say this, but I think I’ve got some half decent pictures of Cameron Diaz. I know that sounds pretty shocking, she’s older than most of your parents, but I think that’s exactly what’s happening here. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s wearing short shorts or that she’s hanging out next to a pretty awesome dune-buggy, I don’t know, but I like the way things have worked out. Obviously these pictures don’t make any sense to me, why would an adult diaper company want pictures next to a dune-buggy? That’s what these are right?
Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures
Victoria Justice Is Too Cute For Thanksgiving
Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat
I’m Thankful For Girls Like Tila Tequila
Christina Aguilera Almost Flashes Some Booty
Chelsea Handler Bikini Pictures
I had to finish off this rainy thursday afternoon with some uplifting shots, I don’t mean uplifting in the sense that they’ll raise you’re spirits, I just mean that you might feel a strange tingling sensation in your pants. That’s where these pictures of Miranda Kerr come in. Here’s the supermodel all decked out in some classy lingerie in what looks like an early Valentine’s day shoot. I don’t care what the shoot is for, I’m just amazed at the amount of cleavage these new bras can produce. Miranda’s not exactly the bustiest of supermodels and yet… Pow! I like it.
Booty Showdown: Laura Dore vs. Charm Killings (HitHipHop)
I’ve been a huge fan of Elizabeth Hurley’s over the years, I’ve even said that she’s been getting even better looking with age, so I had to post these pictures of her. I think she’s pushing some perfume fragrance, that or a feminine hygiene product for women who pee themselves a little when they laugh, I can’t be too sure. Whatever it is, Liz is looking good doing it. How many times has she been married to some rich dude already? Enough for her never to work again and run off with a certain blogger with occasional carpel tunnel flare ups? I hope so.