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Jordan Carver’s Sexy Big Pillows

January 31st, 2012

I’m not sure who this Jordan Carver woman is, obviously some sort of busty model, but she really seems like a nice person. Here she is having a little pillow fight with her equally busty friend. I’m in. If these two want to beat my face with their big, beautiful, soft pillows all day I would definitely be down with that. Call me. I won’t put up much of a fight.

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January 31st, 2012

Brandi Glanville Rocks A Little Bikini (The Superficial)
Paula Abdul Got Her Ass Fired Again (Dlisted)

Miranda Kerr Is Just Too Sexy (Moe Jackson)
Rachel McAdams Talks Penises (Lainey Gossip)

Aubrey O’Day’s Thong Bikini Booty (DS nsfw)
Britney Spears Went Sexy Bowling (Hollywood Rag)

Vanessa Hudgens Drops A Little Cleavage (Just Jared)
Jennifer Lopez Heats Up For Letterman (PopSugar)

Georgia May Jagger Has Moves (City Rag)
Mena Suvari And Her Hot Spandex Booty (The Grumpiest)

Monika Paez And Her Tasty Cleavage (Si.com)
Ashley Tisdale Hot Leggy Lifguard (Popoholic)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shopping For Sex Toys (Celebslam)

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Cindy Crawford Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose
Tila Tequila Assumes Position
Paz Vega Bikini Pictures
Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Damn Ugly!

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Lucy Pinder In All Her Busty Goodness

January 31st, 2012

How can you not absolutely love Lucy Pinder? She’s perfection in a really sexy package. Here she is in yet another gorgeous photoshoot, not for anything in particular, just Lucy being Lucy. I love it. Maybe she’s selling couches, who knows, all I see are some really big breasts staring me right in the face. I’ll take two of whatever the hell she’s selling.

Ali Fedotowsky Bikini Pictures

January 31st, 2012

Who is this Ali Fedotowsky chick again? Is she one of the Bachelorette hussies? I think she is, she seems lonely and desperate for affection. Whoever she is, she’s giving us a good look at her decent bikini booty. I like it. I mean some deep knee bends would probably go along way towards making me like it even more, but so far so good. I’d give her a rose. The rose is a euphemism for humping right?

Photos: Fame

Kim Kardashian Drops Some Artistic Cleavage

January 31st, 2012

I don’t know what the deal is with these shots of Kim Kardashian, I guess this is supposed to be artistic or something, who knows, all I care about is that she’s showing off a hell of a lot of cleavage and I’m alright with it. I love that taking pictures of yourself in a bra has become mainstream, everybody’s doing it now, thanks Twitter nerds. I’m sure this is exactly what they had in mind when they created the site.

Sophie Monk Is Sexy In Maxim

January 31st, 2012

I make a lot of jokes about Sophie Monk being one of the hottest jobless celebrities out there, seriously I still don’t know what the hell she does, but that’s all about to change because it looks like someone has finally hired her. Here she is on the cover of Maxim magazine, I’m guessing some obscure country’s edition, looking pretty damn sexy in her little bikini. There’s no question that the woman belongs in a bikini having her picture taken, I just wish it was at my house.

Sophie Turner And Her Incredible Body

January 31st, 2012

I know that I may be the only one out there who thinks that this Sophie Turner nobody is worth posting pictures of, I’ve posted a ton of them. but I truly believe that she’s going to go somewhere. Obviously not with talent or hard work or anything like that, but she’s so hot that sooner or later some rich old dude will snatch her up and make her a big star. I’m rooting for you princess, keep up the good work. That body is awesome.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Minka Kelly Is Just Gorgeous

January 31st, 2012

If you were wondering what a woman that Derek Jeter is sick of having sex with looks like, this is it. Here’s Minka Kelly looking absolutely spectacular at some party sponsored by delicious booze the other night. I don’t make a bazillion dollars hitting a ball out of midair and smacking other dudes on the ass, but I can’t imagine ever getting sick of this gorgeous specimen. Call me.

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Sofia Vergara Hides The Sexy Girls

January 31st, 2012

Sofia Vergara in a loose fitting top wouldn’t exactly be on the top of my things to see before I die list, but I like the latina super MILF so I’m posting pictures of her anyway. Besides, things can’t be all lingerie and gorgeous cleavage hanging out of little tops all the time can they? Can they? Because I’d be down with that kind of thing. Anyhow, she’s sexy and she knows it.

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Daily Tuna

January 31st, 2012

-Mmm… Emo chick in lingerie
-The hottest NFL Cheerleaders
-Super fit hottie
-This guy is amazing

-Jessica Biel has a serious booty
-Classy chicks!
-Meet Shelby, she is smokin’
-WFT is she wearing?

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Lily Picture Moment

January 31st, 2012

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

January 30th, 2012

Some people just have all the luck, like the woman who gets to rub oil all over supermodel Candice Swanepoel’s perfect body in preparation for her sexy Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoot. Not fair. How can I get this job? I bet they wouldn’t hire me because I’m a man, not cool, I guess an erection in your shorts is frowned upon in this business. #sexism.

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Canned Tuna

January 30th, 2012

LeAnn Rimes Really Like The Wieners (The Superficial)
Jennifer Aniston & The Hotties From The SAG Awards (Dlisted)

Shakira Drops Some Latina Cleavage (Moe Jackson)
Stacy Keibler In Her See through Dress (Lainey Gossip)

Jennifer Lopez’s Booty In A Sexy Swimsuit (DS nsfw)
Adriana Lima’s Awesome Bikini Cleavage (Hollywood Rag)

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Bikini Photoshoot in Sydney (Just Jared)
Angelina Jolie Hotness At The SAG’s (PopSugar)

Sh#t Samuel L. Jackson Says (City Rag)
Tila Tequila’s Massive Fake Breasts Fall Out Again (The Grumpiest)

Jelena Ristic Is Just Adorable (Si.com)
Natalie Portman Drops Some Cute Cleavage (Popoholic)

Katy Perry Taking Break Up Advice From Rihanna (IDLYITW)

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Cindy Crawford Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose
Tila Tequila Assumes Position
Paz Vega Bikini Pictures
Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Damn Ugly!

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Sofia Vergara & Sarah Hyland Make A Great Pair

January 30th, 2012

Obviously I didn’t watch the Screen Actors Guild Awards last night, I don’t need to see a group celebrities pat each other on the back for playing dress up, but I know a couple of winners when I see them. Here are Sofia Vergara and Sarah Hyland looking sexy with their tacky statuettes. These two definitely make a great pair, I know there’s a pretty big age gap between them, but it still works for me. Their show should have a lot more scenes with these two, preferably set in a hot tub or water park. The scenes just write themselves.

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