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Maria Menounos’ Super Tight Leggings!

March 29th, 2012

I see that after yesterday’s big old dumpy sweatpants debacle, Maria Menounos isn’t taking any chances with her secret big booty. Here she is outside the Dancing With The Stars rehearsal studio with that thing packed securely into some really really tight spandex pants. That’s more like it, there’s no way that thing is getting loose. This is how a booty is supposed to be enjoyed. Let’s not let it happen again.

Photos: WENN.com

Uma Thurman Preggo Bathing Suit Hose Down

March 29th, 2012

I’m not sure if any of you were looking for pictures of a pregnant celebrity hosing herself down in a swimsuit, but this is happening. Here’s Uma Thurman on vacation on a yacht somewhere hosing herself down in a stretched out one piece bathing suit. I normally enjoy big old pregnancy boobs as much as the next guy, but this isn’t exactly my cup of tea. That being said, I know the internet is filled with people into all kinds of strange things so this is for them. Enjoy. I didn’t even know she was preggers… At least I hope she’s pregnant. Gross.

Photos: FameFlynet

Minka Kelly Is Far Too Gorgeous

March 29th, 2012

In case you weren’t aware that Minka Kelly was one hell of a hottie, I thought I’d post these pictures of her at some party the other night showing off her incredible hotness. This is the kind of woman you want to take home to meet mom and dad and the family, and then brag to everyone about rubbing your genitals up against her genitals. Hot.

Photos: WENN.com, FameFlynet

Adrianne Curry’s Sweet Big Twitter Breasts

March 29th, 2012

Adrianne Curry may not seem to have a job or do anything of any importance for that matter, unless you consider dressing up as Star Wars characters and heading to nerd conventions important, but I’ve got to hand it to her she sure knows what she’s doing when it comes to the Twitter. Here she is giving us a good look at her perfect breasts in a nice see through top. Yes please.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hides The Big Old Booty

March 29th, 2012

I thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hotness was on the rise, she had all those sexy lingerie photoshoots and was heading out on the town all tarted up in sexy outfits, so what the hell is this all about? Obviously she’s on the set of her crappy new Lifetime TV show, whatever it’s called, but I’m not understanding the old lady gown. I know she’s got to hide that big booty of hers, but wrap that thing up in a few layers of Spanx and get on with the hotness. #disappointedboner

Photos: FameFlynet

Daily Tuna

March 29th, 2012

-Jessica Simpson‘s big boobies!!!
-25 Sports Hotties on and off the Field
-Great whisky High West
-Sexiest MLB fans

-Megan Fox‘s boobs may be getting bigger!
-Jessica Jane Clement is amazing!
-Goddess Kate Upton
-Lilly Collins is super cute!

More Tuna:
Amy Childs Busts Out Big Time
Stacy Keibler Belongs In Skinny Jeans
Miley Cyrus Is See Through And Taped Up
Jessica Alba And Her Glorious Booty Pose!
Traci Bingham Is A Naughty Police Woman Too

CJ Picture Moment

March 29th, 2012

View more pictures and videos of this hottie here! (kinda nsfw)

Maria Venus Picture Moment
Daisy Marie Picture Moment
A Megan Picture Moment
Maria Venus Picture Moments
Celebrity Pictures

Imogen Thomas’ Breasts Get A Workout

March 28th, 2012

I like to think that I’m up to date on today’s physical fitness trends, I down energy drinks and do my daily calisthenics, but I don’t know what’s going on here. Here’s a chick named Imogen Thomas doing some sort of workout that involves cleaning up old tires from a beach in a tank top. Where did the parachute come from? Obviously when I’m talking about calisthenics I’m referring to my daily masturbation sessions. Believe me, the way I do it… It’s quite a workout

Lucy Pinder’s “Breast Bits”
Lucy Pinder Supplies Her Big Breasts To Celebrity Big Brother
Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Go A Long Long Way
Lucy Pinder Nude In Nuts

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Canned Tuna

March 28th, 2012

This Indiana Evans Chick Seems Talented (Moe Jackson)
Megan Fox Might Be Pregnant (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Be On Glee Now (DListed)
Erin Heatherton & Behati Prinsloo Get Half Naked (DS nsfw)

Can I See Up Eva Mendes’ Skirt (Lainey Gossip)
Jennifer Lopez Sexy Leg Crossing (City Rag)

Rihanna & Charlize Theron Rub Breasts(Popsugar)
Blake Lively Is A Sexy Badass (Just Jared)

Imogen Thomas’ Sloppy Breasts Sucking An Ice Lolly (The Grumpiest)
Kim Kardashian’s Huge Workout Booty (Hollywood Rag)

Hilary Swank’s Hotness Needs Work (I’m Not Obsessed)
Paris Hilton Still Likes To Party (Celebslam)

Kirby Griffin Rocks A Little Bikini (Si.com)
Kate Winslet Drops Some Boobage (IDLYITW)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Cindy Crawford Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose
Tila Tequila Assumes Position
Paz Vega Bikini Pictures
Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Damn Ugly!

Selena Gomez Likes Her Douche Costumes

March 28th, 2012

I was hoping to get some more pictures of Selena Gomez hanging out in her bikini on the set of her annoying girlie movie, you can never have too many bikini pictures, but instead all I’ve got are these shots of the hottie wearing silly looking hats and even sillier looking winter boots. I get the feeling that my fashion sense just isn’t quite on the same page as today’s youths and I’m glad. Douche wear just isn’t for me.

Photos: FameFlynet

Shauna Sand And Her Daughter In Bikinis

March 28th, 2012

I’m not sure if any of you were in the mood for some mother daughter bikini pictures, if you were you might have a bit of a problem, but here’s Shauna Sand and her daughter on the beach in their bikinis and stripper heels. Classy. I don’t know how old the daughter is, but her face needs more work than her mom’s. Poor kid. At least mom’s got those big fake breasts working hard as diversionary tactics.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

CoCo Austin Flashes Her Big Juicy Peach

March 28th, 2012

Speaking of big booties, in case you haven’t been paying attention I think I’ve discovered Maria Menounos’ big secret behind, here’s CoCo Austin flashing her immense posterior while she takes her dog for a walk. I wonder if it’s soft and squishy or if it’s more tough and muscular… Like the hindquarters of a racehorse. Either way I want to squeeze it.

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Photos: WENN.com

Maria Menounos’s Secret Big Booty Pictures

March 28th, 2012

What the hell is all this about? I know that it’s supposed to be pictures of Maria Menounos’ booty, but I’m having a hard time recognizing it. I thought she was supposed to be tightening that thing up on that Dancing With The Stars crap, this is far too large. Is it possible this cutie has a secret big booty? I have only been seeing it tightly packed into spandex pants or spandex shorts… Interesting. Not that I care, I want to punch that thing with my face. Call me.

Photos: FameFlynet

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures

March 28th, 2012

It’s hump day and I needed some good old fashioned model bikini pictures to get things back on track after posting those shots of Kendall Jenner in her bikini, I feel dirty just thinking about it, so I thought these shots of Jessica Hart should do the trick. I can’t be the only one who thinks that some pictures of an Australian model with bad teeth and a stupid hat in a bikini is a good thing, can I? How much to get her to pinch my scrotum in those gap teeth? I have cash.