I didn’t really know how to finish off the day today, I’ve had such a wide variety of hotness up already, so I just decided that some big fat Lucy Pinder breasts stuffed into a very supportive brassiere would probably just be the easiest thing to do. You’re welcome. She’s got to read all the post I’ve written about her, I’ve been doing it for years. I imagine she prints them out, gets naked, slips into a warm bubble bath and reads them over one by one while the bubbles gently caress her big beautiful breasts. Send me pics!!!
ARCHIVES > April, 2012
Kate Upton’s Boobs Didn’t Meet The President (IDLYITW)
Here’s current Miss USA beauty Alyssa Campanella at the Tribeca Film Festival the other day in an outfit that I didn’t think Miss USA hotties were allowed to wear. Her breasts are hanging out, I love it. I wasn’t sure if redheads were allowed to become Miss USA, but apparently they are. This is a big step forward for the gingers…. I think they’re going extinct.
We all know that Kendall Jenner is underage and that we probably shouldn’t be looking at pictures of her in a tight dress. So what are we supposed to do with a picture of her and her younger sister in tight dresses looking like they’re going to kiss?…… Look away.
I don’t know if anyone else has been watching this season of Survivor, apparently I don’t have anything better to do on a wednesday, but I recognize this shirtless guy as one of the contestants who just got voted off. I kinda felt bad for the guy, nobody would listen to his plans and he ended up getting the boot, but that was until I found this picture of him getting al up close and personal with busty supermodel Kate Upton… You win guy.
I’m not sure how her career is going, but Rose McGowan’s new cougar hotness meter is through the roof. Here she is in her tight, striped top mesmerizing me with those breasts of hers. At least I think it’s the breasts, it could just be the way the stripes are warped around them that are mesmerizing me. I’m getting a little seasick. I need to lie down.
I feel like I should know who the hell this Adrienne Bailon chick is, I think she had something to do with the Kardashian’s for some reason, but I’m a busy man and can’t keep track of every half decent hottie who walks around in a weird looking bathing suit. Is she from the future? She kinda looks like one of the bad guys from Superman II, you know, the ones that got stuck in a pane of glass somehow and were sent into outer space. Man, that was an awful movie.
There’s no better way to start the week off than with some pictures of a busty British nobody walking around town in a really tight dress with her massive breasts falling out. No really, mondays are the worst, how could it get any better than this? Here’s Chloe Sims and her substantial chesticles bouncing around town over the weekend. I would like to stick my face in there and see how long I can hold my breath…. Believe me, it won’t be long. I’ll be sucking in
boobs air in no time.
Irina Shayk For New Years
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures
Victoria Justice’s Tongue Looks Healthy
Mariah Carey Is A Sugar Mama For Halloween
Traci Bingham Is A Naughty Police Woman Too
Heidi Montag And Her Prison Bitch
I’m sorry if you’re getting annoyed with all the pictures I keep posting of Miley Cyrus leaving her pilates class, but man is she looking awesome these days. I mean, obviously she’s a young hot celebrity and this is pretty much her job now, but her body just keeps getting better and better. Isn’t pilates just rolling around on the floor in tight pants? I might have to sign up for a few classes at the Y. Where do I keep my short shorts?
I’m happy to see that Hilary Duff hasn’t wasted any time getting back to the gym after squeezing a human being out of her vagina, that just sounds weird, but I was expecting her to get back into shape a little faster than this for some reason. I know that sounds unreasonable, I’m still having a hard time losing the weight after giving birth to that disgusting beer and irish stew baby on St-Patrick’s Day, but Hilary’s a celebrity and that’s her job. Nice boobs though.
And I thought the pictures of Amy Childs busting out of a tight dress were going to be the best shots of the day, this is so much better. Here’s Michelle Hunziker hanging out in a very little golden bikini looking like someone you’d see in the background of a rap video. So hot. I don’t know, there’s just something about a beautiful woman all tanned and wet in a golden bikini that really floats my boat. Someone needs to be spraying this chick with champagne.
Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch
A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen
Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures
Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention
I can’t think of a better way to spend my afternoon than by staring at pictures of busty British hottie Amy Childs with a really tight dress stretched out by her massive breasts. Seriously, those things have stretched the material to the point where it’s pretty much see through. I love it. How can I get a date with a curvaceous hottie like this? A free date. Big hair, big boobs, high heels and a really tight dress. Perfection.