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Selena Gomez’s Tube Top Jumpsuit

April 27th, 2012

Here’s Selena Gomez working her sexy short short tube top jumpsuit while running some errands the other day. I like it. I haven’t seen an outfit like this since the eighties, I used to have a sexy babysitter who wore this kind of thing. Good times. This would be the perfect time for one of those japanese Sharking perverts to make an appearance. If you’re not sure what Sharking is… Google it. Pervert.

Photos: FameFlynet

Ashley Tisdale Twitter Bikini Hotness

April 27th, 2012

You’ve got to love Instagram, not because it’s some innovative mobile app worth billions of dollars, but because it makes everyone look pretty good and encourages people to take more pictures of themselves and that means even more celebrity self shots for me. Here’s Ashley Tisdale having a rough time lounging in her bikini in a waterfall. Yes! I know the chick is just a reality TV star or a singer, I still don’t really know what the hell it is that she does, but she looks really good in a bikini. Nice job.

Emma Roberts Gives Us A Peek

April 27th, 2012

It’s weird, I was kind of in the mood for some pictures of a celebrity in a slightly see through top and boom! These showed up. Here’s Emma Roberts giving us a decent little peek through her top yesterday. Unfortunately, I’m seeing far too much brassiere and not enough boobage. I’m not all that upset about it, she’s too wholesome to be flashing nipples around town. Wait, THIS is what she wore to Coachella? Never mind… Let’s see those nips.

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Photos: WENN.com

Vanessa Hudgens Covers It Up

April 27th, 2012

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens covering up all the good parts as she hits the town the other day. Why are her friends covering their faces? Who gives a crap about two random chicks in short shorts? Actually, I kind of like random chicks in short shorts, they’re fun. Anyhow, if you’re a hot celebrity chick going to the gym or wherever the hell she’s going in her spandex pants, shouldn’t you be proud to show off the goods? Hooded sweaters are the worst possible thing a chick could wear… Aside from a wedding ring of course.

Photos: Fameflynet

Daily Tuna

April 27th, 2012

-Blake Lively looking very sexy
-Masters 2012: The hottest WAGs of the tournament
-Lily Aldridge has hot legs!
-Rebecca Grant is smokin‘

-Doutzen Kroes‘ hot purple booty
-Triplets!!!!
-Rhian Sugden has awesome boobs
-Bar Refaeli hover hands!

More Tuna:
Amy Childs Busts Out Big Time
Stacy Keibler Belongs In Skinny Jeans
Miley Cyrus Is See Through And Taped Up
Jessica Alba And Her Glorious Booty Pose!
Traci Bingham Is A Naughty Police Woman Too

Mila Kunis Gets All Sexy And What Not

April 27th, 2012

It’s not often I get pictures of Mila Kunis just lounging around in her what, evening gown? I don’t get it. I guess I really don’t know what the hell is going on in these shots, but I’m not all that picky so I’ll take what I can get. Apparently these are a few pictures of the hottie in some Cosmopolitan outtakes making pouty faces in her short dress and stripper heels. I like it. I want to take a tasty bite out of those thighs.

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Kaley Cuoco Body Paint Bikini Pictures

April 27th, 2012

Were you looking for some pictures of a bikini clad hottie playing around with some body paint this morning? Of course you were. Here’s Kaley Cuoco and her weird looking friend hamming it up for the Twitter cameras. Her friend looks like a hipster version of Amy Winehouse, but not the Amy Winehouse we’ve come to know, the dead Amy Winehouse who’s come back as a zombie to do a little bikini boating with a crappy sitcom star. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus’ Pilates Addiction Is A Good Thing

April 27th, 2012

Alright, I’ve been talking a lot about how much I love that Miley Cyrus has been doing that pilates crap pretty much every day for the last few months. Here she is again leaving her workout… Wait, are those jeans? What the hell? Ok so she’s not leaving a workout, but her legs look pretty damn good in those tight ass jeans. I’ll take it.

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Photos: WENN.com

Annely Gerritsen Picture Moment

April 27th, 2012

Kate Upton’s Sweet Big T-Shirt Breasts

April 26th, 2012

I complained earlier that I wasn’t getting enough boobage from the last Kate Upton pictures, you can never get enough boobage, but that seems to have all been rectified. Here she is in at something called Sportsblast in her hot little workout gear showing off the big supermodel sweater mounds. So hot. I would like to Sportsblast all over those things. That wasn’t meant to sound so dirty. Sorry.

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Photos: WENN.com

Canned Tuna

April 26th, 2012

A Little Retro Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Action (DListed)
Kim Kardashian’s Fat Breasts In A Tight Dress (City Rag)

Mila Kunis Needs To Lose The Pants (Lainey Gossip)
Mischa Barton’s Amazing Cleavage(DS nsfw)

Minka Kelly Drops Some Amazingly Hot Cleavage (Moe Jackson)
Nicole Richei Flies A Airplane? (Popsugar)

Adriana Lima Is The Hottest Pregnant Lady Ever!! (The Grumpiest)
Jayde Nicole Flashes A Sexy Upskirt (Hollywood Rag)

The Kardashian’s Are Paid Way Too Much (Popbytes)
Kahill Blundell Is One Hot Australian (Si.com)

Kristin Cavallari’s Boobs Are Bigger (ICYDK)
Ashley Greene’s Post Workout Hotness (Popoholic)

Heidi Klum Is About To Get Wild (Just Jared)
More Kelly Brook’s Bikini Cleavage (IDLYITW)

Scarlett Johansson Makes Stuff Explode
Cheryl Tweedy Does Hello Magazine
Elizabeth Berkley Shows Some Serious Boob Action
Elle Macpherson Is See Through

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Amy Childs’ Cleavage Did Something

April 26th, 2012

It’s time for today’s pictures of a busty British hottie making sexy faces while I stare at her fat cleavage. Here’s Amy Childs doing her thing on the red carpet at some event last night all prettied up and tucked into a tight dress. I assume she’s dating a soccer player or bare knuckle boxer, but I think she might enjoy some time with a real man. A man who knows his way around the internet and isn’t afraid to wear wrist support while typing. Call me.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Big Golden Booty

April 26th, 2012

I don’t normally tend to find women in shiny gold outfits all that attractive, unless they’re involved in some sort of disco cabaret strip show, but I’m actually kind of liking these shots. Here’s Jennifer Lopez showing off the tight belly and big booty in her sexy gold hammer pants. That booty looks like a giant baked potato… A potato I’d like to have sex with.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Tila Tequila Classes Up The Fake Breasts

April 26th, 2012

I haven’t seen Tila Tequila in a while, I just assumed she was at some rehab center getting her act together or working as a “hostess” at a strip club, but she’s actually looking really good. Here she is all cleaned up and looking hot at a party she was invited to for some reason. Hmmm, I think she might be a little TOO cleaned up for my taste. Big fake breasts shouldn’t be covered up in a sober businesswoman dress. Such a waste. Someone get her a drink.

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