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Stacy Keibler’s Legs Are Ripped

June 29th, 2012

Obviously now that she’s dating George Clooney, Stacy Keibler probably feels a whole lot of pressure to maintain a certain level of hotness, George tends to go through his women rather quickly, but I think this might be pushing it. Here she is looking as sexy as ever in her hot little short shorts, but what’s with the muscular Lance Armstrong thighs? Not cool. Those things look like they could wrap around me twice a squeeze the life out of me….. What a way to go. She should go to senior homes and offer her services. I’d do it.

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Photos: WENN.com

Canned Tuna

June 29th, 2012

JLo Gets Down And Dirty (The Superficial)
Katie Price Is A Filthy Girl (Dlisted)

Rihanna vs. Blake Lively? (Moe Jackson)
Charlize Theron Is Bald!!! (Lainey Gossip)

Britney Spears Big Cleavage for X-Factor (DS nsfw)
Mariah Carey‘s Big Boobs Get To Work (Hollywood Rag)

Katy Perry Looking Might Sexy (Just Jared)
Emma Stone Is Tasty (PopSugar)

50 Shades of Allison Williams (City Rag)
Kate Hudson Awesome Little Bikini Booty Pics (TheGrumpiest)

Yesica Toscanini Has A Tight Body (SI.com)
Jessica Hart Unleashes Her Uber Sexy Lingerie Perfection (Popoholic)

Kelly Brook Likes Ponies (IDLYITW)

Sam & Billie Faiers Seem Smart To Me

June 29th, 2012

If you were in the market for some pictures of a couple of nobodies, you’ve come to the right place. Here are Sam and Billy Faiers strutting their stuff at some party. I know I’ve posted these chicks on the site before for some reason, but I don’t really remember what. I’m pretty sure it has something to do with very large, very tanned breasts stuffed into tight tops. I’m pretty sure. One thing I know for certain is that it has nothing to do with their faces. Not their best asset. Anyhow…… Boobs!

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Photos: FameFlynet, WENN.com

Sophie Simmons Knows How To Get My Attention

June 29th, 2012

I don’t know who the hell this Sophie Simmons chick is, but she looks kind of like a Kelly Brook knock-off. And not one of those cheap Chinese knock-offs either, a good quality one. Here she is at the new Spiderman premiere showing off some high quality hotness. For a nobody she sure seems to know her way around a see through dress. I’m impressed. Now let’s see what you’ve got in the getting out of an SUV in a tight dress department.

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Photos: FameFlynet, WENN.com

Sophie Turner Flashes Her Assets

June 29th, 2012

There’s just something about a hot chick having her picture taken in the classic over the should booty pose that really works for me. Here’s one of the hottest nobody’s in the business today, Sophie Turner, showing off her assets in a really tight, really sexy black dress on the streets of LA last night. I love this chick. I would like to pretend that I’m a Saudi billionaire and rent her for the weekend. How much do you think that sort of thing will cost me?

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Hipster Booty

June 29th, 2012

Hmmm, do I like these pictures of Amanda Seyfried or not? On the one hand she’s wearing a really stupid looking outfit, but she’s also giving me a pretty good look at that cute little booty of hers. I’m torn. Why can’t she just walk around in stylish short shorts with her breasts falling out of a really small top like a regular hottie. I blame the hipsters, they’ve completely ruined the whole institution of hotness. Shame on you hipsters, shame on you.

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The Not So Triumph Return Of Lacey Chabert

June 29th, 2012

I use to post pictures of this Lacey Chabert chick all the time when I first started out in this business, that was back when she was kind of still a somebody, so I was happy to see that there were some more recent shots of her. Here she is walking around in her hot pink skirt looking a little underwhelming. I used to love this cutie. What a let down. The boobs are still nice though.

Photos: PacificCoastNews, WENN.com

Aubrey O’Day Shakes The Goods

June 29th, 2012

I’ve posted a lot of pictures of this Aubrey O’Day chick over the years and I can honestly say I didn’t have a clue that she was a singer. I thought she was just some slapper who liked to get attention by flashing her breasts, and I was fine with that. Who knew? Here she is in a few Twitter pictures flashing her breasts and booty in one of her music videos. So without any sound she’s still just some chick who likes to show off her body. Got it.

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Sara Jean Underwood Loves The Twitter

June 29th, 2012

I’m very happy I decided to follow Sara Jean Underwood on Twitter, not because she’s got some very interesting things to say in 140 characters or less, but because she seems to really like taking pictures of herself in hot little outfits. Amazing. I love this chick, she’s hot, she knows it and she’s not afraid to show off the goods. I want to marry her. Well not really marry her, just pretend to marry her, do sexy honeymoon things to her and then get on with my life. Call me.

Kelly Brook In Her Silly Short Shorts

June 29th, 2012

I love Kelly Brook, she just seems so soft and squeezable, but I’m not sure I approve of these stupid looking shorts. Yes, they’re technically short shorts, which are normally pretty awesome, but these are kind of creeping me out. Is it just me? I guess I shouldn’t complain, she’s giving me a great look at those milky white thighs and a tiny bit of a booty peek so I’ll take it. Luckily she got all fancied up for me in the last few shots.. Much better.

Photos: FameFlynet

Scarlett Johansson’s Gorgeous Sweater Puppies

June 29th, 2012

I haven’t had Scarlett Johansson on the site in a while, what’s she been up to these days? Honestly, I don’t really care what she’s been up to, I’m just glad she brought those big sweater puppies out to play. I’ve missed them. She’s actually looking really damn good, I’m in love again. Jeans and a sweater and she looks this amazing? Impressive. We should probably get together, have a few drinks in the hot tub and discuss our future. Call me.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Daily Tuna

June 29th, 2012

-Salma Hayek‘s sweet curves
- Top Pics of Model Elaine Alden
-Wow this chicks is super hot
-Leighton Meester assumes position

-Very dumb girls
-Amber Heard in a tight tight dress
-Mmm…. Sushi
-Megan Fox big belly in a bikini

Candace Picture Moment

June 29th, 2012

View more pictures and videos of this hottie here! (kinda nsfw)

Maria Venus Picture Moment
Daisy Marie Picture Moment
A Megan Picture Moment
Maria Venus Picture Moments
Celebrity Pictures

Miley Cyrus Barely Covers The Perky Breasts

June 28th, 2012

I’m really liking this new and improved Miley Cyrus, not the engaged part, that’s gross, but the part where she’s working out all the time and showing off her tight little body in trashy Twitter pictures. Awesome. Here she is giving us a great look at all her hard work in a dress that looks like it could fall apart at any moment. Seriously, one little snip and those perky breasts are popping out all over the place. Where’s a maniac with a pair of scissors when you need one?

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