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Joanna Krupa Is My New Year’s Resolution

December 31st, 2012

For a little while there, we were getting so many awesome pictures of Joanna Krupa, I was starting to run out of things to say about her. Well, after a few weeks of laying low, here she is busting out the cleavage again at the Gallery Nightclub in Planet Hollywood. And looking really, seriously hot, and like someone I would love to do wonderfully dirty things with. How’s that for some new material?

On another note, Happy New Years! Be safe.

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Photos: WENN.com

Canned Tuna

December 31st, 2012

Jessica Simpson Is Busting Everywhere (Dlisted)
Christina Aguilera‘s Huge Booty Is Crazy (The Superficial)

Claudia Romani Bootylicious Pictures (Moe Jackson)
Poor Avril Lavigne (Lainey Gossip)

Sexy Rita Ora Bikini Pictures (DS nsfw)
Soledad Cescato Has A Great Booty (Hollywood Rag)

Jessica Chastain: Sunday Show Smiles! (Just Jared)
Kim Kardashian Is Knocked Up (PopSugar)

Goldie Hawn Drunk For the Win (City Rag)
Jill Martin Bikini Pictures (Popoholic)

Mouse Buys Food With Money (VIDHUNTR)
Sophie Turner‘s Famous Booty In A Bikini (IDLYITW)

Alison Brie Has An Awesome Rack (SI.com)

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2012

It’s been a little while since we’ve seen Victoria Silvstedt, but here’s the permanent vacation-goer hard at work again, lounging at the beach in the bikini. It’s nice to see she got back to the office quickly after the holidays. That’s dedication. Anyway, it looks like she’s reading that 50 Shades of Grey book, and I never realized Victoria was into that kind of thing. I haven’t done it in years, and it’s pretty kinky, but for Victoria, I’m willing to try… Somebody hand me my glasses, I’m going to read a book.

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Photos: WENN.com

Lily Cole Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2012

I don’t get Lily Cole‘s appeal at all. She has an average body and awkward face, but yet she is a supermodel. On a positive, I guess she gives hope to gingers across the world. Now I’ve got nothing against gingers, I dated one a few years back, but she had so many freckles on her inner thighs that it looked like an STD outbreak. Anyway, she was much hotter than Lily and she was also a very sweet girl. I’d be the first to say that she deserved better. Yes, I’m shallow and I can’t help it.

Naomi Watts Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2012

I’ve always liked Naomi Watts, so I’m digging these bikini pictures of her on vacation. The nipple-itis is a nice touch, but I could do without the rest of the family. And since she’s worked hard this year, I’m thinking this MILF could really use some “me time” — which typically involves a bottle of wine, a bubble bath, and yours truly. All Naomi has to do is send the brats out for ice cream or whatever the hell kids eat, call the concierge, and I’ll be right over.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle

December 31st, 2012

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson do a photoshoot like this, I’m not sure if magazines have gotten tired of her, or just if new up-and-coming hotties have stolen her covers. But if you ask me, this one for Elle UK isn’t exactly the way for Scarlett to get the phones ringing off the hook again. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks blindingly hot, but that’s a given with Scarlett. If she really wants to jump-start her modeling career again, she should hook up with a classier British outfit, like NUTS. Call me, let’s make it happen.

Ashley Tisdale’s Sexy Sideboob And Panty Pics

December 31st, 2012

If you are a fan of a hot tight booty and some sweet perky sideboob, you will love these photos Ashley Tisdale posted on her Twitter account. I believe these are for an upcoming Maxim photoshoot, but I’m not sure. Either way, I love a girl who’s not a porn star and is willing to post pictures of herself in undies for the world to see.

More Nicole Minetti Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2012

Once again, we’ve got Italian showgirl-turned-politician Nicole Minetti at the beach showing off her huge cans and juicy booty. I don’t know what party she’s running for, but I’ve got a party in my pants and Nicole has just been voted as acting Prime Minister of my staff. Congratulations!

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Photos: WENN.com

Claudia Galanti’s Inappropriate See Through Top

December 31st, 2012

We’ve done many posts on Claudia Galanti this month and I’m glad we have more! Here she is at a photoshoot wearing a see through top while holding one of her kids. This is wrong on so many levels because the only person who should be grabbing those funbags is me. You see, I know what to do with those things and I’m of legal age. Lucky little bastard.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews,FameFlynet

Lily Fortescue Bikini PIctures

December 31st, 2012

This is a prime example of a butterface. Here is Made In Chelsea star Lily Fortescue enjoying a little beach time. I’ve never heard of her before and this will probably be the last times you see her on the site. Anyway, it’s a good thing she has a great little body because she has a face only a mother could love. I’d still hit it though. It beats hitting the crevice between my mattress and box spring.

Photos: FameFlynet

Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

December 31st, 2012

It’s tough doing Ashlee Simpson posts because even though she’s in a bikini, I much rather be doing a post on Jessica. Poor girl has to live in the shadow of her sister. That said, let’s move along.

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Photos: Fame,PacificCoastNews

Daily Tuna

December 31st, 2012

-Diana Morales is super tight
-13 sexiest videos of female athletes dancing
-Mmm… Boobs
-Cameron Russell is worth a peek

-Teresa Palmer in a super hot dress
-Bouncing Tatas
-Must See! 17 year old girl is jacked
-Awesome champagne glass holder

Nicole Minetti Bikini Pictures

December 28th, 2012

Here’s Italian showgirl-turned-politician Nicole Minetti showing off her obvious political qualifications at the beach, just further proof that Italians truly do it better. Anyway, I don’t know much about Italian politics, but I do know that if American politicians looked half this good in a bikini, I’m pretty sure the fiscal cliff nonsense would’ve been solved months ago, just so Congress could take an early beach vacation. Oh well, maybe next election.

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