I don’t think I’ve ever given Holly Peers her own post before, she always seems to be paired up with at least one other busty British hottie. In which case, she’s long overdue for some more personal attention from the Tuna. So here she is playing in the pool by herself, and if you ask me, she looks a little lonely. Don’t worry Holly, I’ll be right over with my squirt gun. And feel free to invite a friend.
ARCHIVES > January, 2013
In today’s installment of hotties in leggings, we’ve got Leighton Meester walking around a parking lot. Exciting stuff, I know. Anyway, I barely recognized Leighton with the short hair, and it’s too bad the paparazzi didn’t get a booty shot. That definitely would’ve kicked these pictures up a few notches. Instead, you’ll just have to make do with zooming in to see if you can make out any camel toe. So I won’t take up any more of your time, you’ve got a busy afternoon ahead of you.
I really can’t make up my mind on Miley Cyrus these days. One minute, I don’t mind the new hair, the next I think it makes her look like Ellen. So I decided to do a little science experiment. I haven’t gotten the numbers back from the lab yet, but I’m pretty sure Miley’s hotness directly correlates to how much skin she’s showing. And right now, there’s just enough in these pictures to cause a chain reaction in my pants. Isn’t science great?
Because the only thing better than Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures is more Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures, here’s another set from what I’m guessing is another Victoria’s Secret shoot. Only this time, they’ve got Candice looking ridiculously hot on a boat instead of on the beach. Genius. I can’t wait to see what they come up with next.
I know we’re always looking for the next young hottie here on Hollywood Tuna, but that doesn’t mean cougars like Carla Gugino don’t deserve our attention too. Sure, she’s 41, but her cleavage isn’t looking a day over 20 at the House of Cards premiere. Plus, you just know she’ll be extra grateful for the press. I think I just got a great idea for a dating site: matching up celebrity cougars and bloggers. I’ll even volunteer to be the first test user.
Here is newcomer Victoria’s Secret model Gracie Carvalho. I’ve never heard of her up until today and I am glad that she has come into my life. I needed another Brazilian hottie to throw into my fantasy repertoire. Hopefully, we’ll be seeing more of her in the near future because with a body like that it needs to be shared with the world.
The more I see of this Teresa Palmer chick, the more I think she should be better-known than she is. Sure, I still can’t tell you a single movie she’s been in or why she’s “famous,” but that’s some A-list cleavage she’s sporting at the Warm Bodies premiere. Or at the very least B-list. Either way, it’s definitely getting me warmed up over here.
I guess Hilary Duff‘s maternity leave is over, because here she is being escorted onto the Raising Hope set. It’s nice to see the new MILF getting back to work, but I hope that’s not what they’re having her wear during the episode. I had been thinking more along the lines of a bikini and a trampoline for Hilary’s first time back — since I know it’s a family show, I figured I should stay a little more conservative. Save the rest for Cinemax.
I’ve been diggingEmily Ratajkowski that awesome Carl’s Jr. commercial she did with Sara Jean Underwood last year, so I was pretty excited to hear she’s doing another. And judging from these pictures of Emily getting fitted for her new outfit, the sequel’s going to be even bigger and better — because the bikinis are going to be smaller. Much, much smaller. Can’t wait!
Sophie Turner‘s Booty Is Delicious (IDLYITW)