ARCHIVES > February, 2013
After yesterday’s awesome booty shots, I feel a little bad for what I said about Ashley Tisdale. I mean, sure, her best angle is from behind, but her front’s pretty good too. Especially when she’s wearing Daisy Dukes. So, if Ashley will accept my apology and keep showing up in either Daisy Dukes or leggings, I have a feeling this could be the start of a beautiful one-sided Internet friendship.
So Girls Aloud are apparently on tour again, which is awesome, because it means more pictures of my first future ex-wife and all-time favorite British pop star Cheryl Tweedy. I just read that the tour is for the girl group’s 10th anniversary, which means it must be my 10th anniversary with Cheryl too, and I forgot all about it. What kind of present are you supposed to give each other for 10 years? That’s the nudie picture anniversary, right? Fingers crossed.
It’s time for a public service announcement: before you get too carried away with these pictures of Bella Thorne working out in the park, I’d like to remind you that she’s still only 15, you gigantic perv. And since I don’t want to get into any trouble either, let me just say that it’s good to see our nation’s youth getting out and exercising instead of sitting in front of a computer all day. Bella will have plenty of time to do that when she gets older.
I’ve always liked Aly Michalka and her sister AJ, I think they’ve got a lot of hottie potential, even if I couldn’t tell you why either one is famous. Then again, I have trouble doing that for half the girls I post on this site, so that’s not really that big of a deal. And if Aly keeps tweeting out pictures of herself in a bikini like this, I know exactly what she’s going to be famous for: becoming one of the Tuna’s future ex-wives. It’s a pretty big honor.
I hope you’re sitting down, because it’s time for another Maria Menounos booty post. After her brief stumble, I’m really glad to see that Maria’s back on her hot streak, and I don’t see any reason for it to stop. So you keep showing it off Maria, and I’ll keep posting it. Does anyone know what the official booty post world record is? Somebody check with Guinness.
I know it’s not the usual cleavage-heavy post we’re used to seeing from Kelly Brook, but seeing that body stuffed into a nice tight dress and trying to get into and out of a car is still a newsworthy event. Unfortunately, it looks like Kelly’s too classy to give us a peek under the hood, but feel free to spend a couple hours studying these pictures anyway just in case. Those TPS reports can wait.
So my favorite MILF is in Hawaii right now, and while I’m still expecting a postcard, Hilary Duff sent out these tweets of her relaxing poolside in the meantime. Sure, it’d be nice if the pictures gave a better view of Hilary in her bikini, or if her and her friend were actually kissing instead of just making dumb kissy faces. But hey, I’m sure those are coming along with my personalized “Wish you were here” postcard. I’m going to wait by the mailbox all day just in case.
I don’t know much about Emilia Clarke, but I do know that she’s being sexually violated by a very lucky cat at the press conference for ‘Breakfast At Tiffany’s’. Anyway, is it me or does Emilia look a lot like Kelly Brook? And like Kelly, she also has a great rack! I think I’ll be doing many more posts on this babe in the near future.
So remember last week when I introduced you to hot Irish nobody Hazel O’Sullivan? Well, she must’ve liked the Tuna attention, because she’s back with an even better set of pictures. Today’s cleavage is brought to you by some Dublin bar that wants to promote their “Leave Your Tie At The Door” nights. And as long as Hazel agrees to leave her top at the door too, I don’t think they’ll have any problem packing them in. I’ll be on the next flight out. Enjoy.
Meet Busty Nobody Hazel O’Sullivan
Eleanor Tomlinson Is Making A Name For Herself (Popoholic)
Uh, Where’s Katherine Webb‘s Bikini? (IDLYITW)
I know I sound like a broken record, but honestly, if Victoria’s Secret really wanted to publicize their big launches, they’d get their Angels into the lingerie. Because as good as Miranda Kerr and Behati Prinsloo look here launching the new “Fabulous” collection, it’d be 100 times better in lingerie. But then again, I guess just about everything would be improved with supermodels wearing lingerie — morning commutes, business meetings, walking to the store. So really, I guess I should be upset that girls like Miranda and Behati forget their lingerie all the time, not just here.