When it comes to busty British hotties, Holly Peers may not get as much attention as models like Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell, but there’s no doubt that those funbags of hers can stack up with anybody’s. In fact, I’d like to see Holly and Lucy and Keeley and all the rest of the British models get together and have a good old fashioned measuring contest. I don’t care who wins, I’d just like to see it.
ARCHIVES > April, 2013
Michelle Rodriguez Is Pretty Awesome In A Bikini (Celebslam)
You might remember Alice Eve from such movies as She’s Out of My League or more likely, the great bikini pictures we had of her last year. But I guess she’s in the new Star Trek movie too, because here she is at the German premiere for Star Trek: Into Darkness. Now, I can’t really tell if she’s experiencing a case of nipple-itis or that’s just the way her dress looks, but luckily I know how you nerds love to obsess over every tiny detail. So it’s time to put those talents to good use for once and get to the bottom of this. That Captain Kirk fan fiction can wait.
Here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hottie Anne Vyalitsyna, or Anne V as she apparently wants to be called, in GQ Mexico. I don’t know much about Anne, other than that she’s been in SI’s Swimsuit Issue a whole bunch, but she’s not nearly as famous as some of their other models. I have a feeling this spread could help change that though, and pretty soon Anne Vyalitsyna is going to become a household name. Actually, on second thought, yeah, maybe Anne V is better.
I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Cara Santana before, and at first, I was having a hard time figuring out why not. She’s a cute young aspiring “actress” with a nice bikini body — you’d have thought I already would’ve offered to help her career for a couple personalized photos by now. Then I saw these pictures and that she’s engaged to that dude from Desperate Housewives. And it all made sense. Oh well, even though I question her decision-making, my offer still stands I guess. Email me.
I’m glad to see that Britney Spears is taking this whole hotness comeback thing that I made up seriously. That, or Amanda Bynes just took her spot as the designated formerly-hot crazy celebrity and Britney had no choice. Either way though, here she is leaving the gym. And it’s a good thing too, because it’s clear from looking at her legs in these pictures that she really needs it.
I know I’ve been a little harsh on Courtney Stodden in the past, calling her an 18-year-old cougar and all. But after these last couple posts I’ve done on her, I’m really starting to come around. I mean, just look at the leg show she’s got going on here. I think I’m starting to fall in love. If that dress got any shorter, you’d have to call it a shirt. Too bad I’m still a couple decades too young to be Courtney’s type.
Apparently Kendall Jenner went to Greece recently, and these Instagram vacation pictures of hers are bound to get somebody in trouble. And if those weren’t bad enough, we’ve also got the video below from last week. It’s of Kim Kardashian filming her little sister’s booty and gawking over it. So I guess if she can, we can. And I’ve gotta say, Kim is a real pro with that camera, but then again, she does have a lot of training.
I love it when we get girls on the site that nobody’s seen in years, it’s like stepping into some kind of hottie time machine. So here’s forgotten hottie Rachael Leigh Cook at something called the Semel Music and the Mind Gala, whatever the hell that is. I know it’s been over a decade since Rachael was one of the hottest chicks around, but if you ask me, she’s still looking pretty cute. So if you’ll excuse me, I think it’s time for me and the Little Tuna to go party like it’s 1999.
Once again Arianny Celeste is back with some strip movie trivia. This week is Iron Man. I have to confess I didn’t watch the video with the sound on, but from what I saw it was pretty hot. I suggest you do the same. Maybe put some 70’s porn music on in the background, sit back and wish that maybe one day she’ll actually take off all her clothes. Doubtful!
Sometimes, I find photos that I don’t understand. Like these pics of Lisa Snowdown at the TLC channel launch party. First of all, TLC has been around since the 70s, and secondly why is Lisa carrying a piglet? It’s very random and I’m not going to try to figure it out. However, I’m hoping it’ll one day supply the bacon for our future breakfast date . Fingers crossed!