Once again, Lucy Pinder is proving that she is the reigning UK Boob Queen in this latest NUTS magazine photoshoot. Lucy has been in the business for many years and like a fine wine, she gets better as she ages. There are many British up-and-comers who are trying to dethrone her, but I have a feeling that they have their work cut out for them. Lucy is here to stay and as long as she keeps showing us her impressive sweater mounds, there’s no stopping her.
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Finally, we managed to get a picture set of Miley Cyrus without her sticking out her super long tongue. Not that it bothers me as much as the rest of you folks. Anyway, here she arriving at a photoshoot hiding her face from Paparazzi. Luckily she’s wearing short shorts that give us a glimpse of her sweet little “ghetto” booty. I know that Miley’s twerking capabilities are awful, but I’m sure most of you wouldn’t mind letting her practice her moves while sitting on your lap.
Miranda Kerr‘s one of those models that I love no matter what she’s wearing, she could do a photoshoot on top of a pile of garbage and I’d still need to change into a new pair of sweatpants afterwards. But this one of her posing as Italian porn star-turned-politician Ilona Staller aka Cicciolina for V Magazine might be one of her best. I just wish she’d taken this tribute all the way and released a sex tape to go along with it. It’s not too late though. I’ll be on call 24/7 in case Miranda changes her mind.
I don’t do many post on MILF Brooke Burke, but not because I don’t want to, but because she’s usually covered up like she is here. Luckily, Brooke owns a pair of store bought heavy hangers and as we can see, not even a bra can hide the fact that they’re crying out for our attention. That said, enjoy the show.
Brazilian model Luna Castilho may not be very gifted in the front meat department, but luckily she makes up for it with one seriously impressive booty. And while you might think that’s a disadvantage for a lingerie model, I say it’s not really. You can always get a new set of funbags, but you can’t fake a booty this perfect. So enjoy these lingerie pictures for now, and just think how much better they could get from here.
I haven’t done a post on Emmanuelle Chriqui in what feels like forever, I guess because she’s dropped off the hottie map ever since Entourage ended. But seeing her in these bikini pictures in Miami is bringing back all sorts of fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. I guess it’s true what they say, absence does make the heart grow fonder. But I didn’t know it also made funbags grow bigger. Wow. More please.
I’ve seen a lot of hot MILFs over my years at this site, but I think these might be the most impressive post-baby pictures yet. Now, I’m not saying that Hilaria Baldwin is hotter than Alessandra Ambrosio or Jessica Alba or anything crazy like that, but according to my research, she just had her kid last week. As in, 6 days ago. And she’s already back to yoga pants and dropping the baby weight. Hopefully Hilaria keeps at least some of it though, because if you ask me, she’s looking very healthy in the area between her stomach and her neck. I’m sure Alec would agree.
Today’s installment of better get to know a no-name hottie features lingerie model Autumn Holley. According to my research, Autumn’s from Florida, has a bachelor’s degree in communications, looks extremely good in lingerie, and would look even better in my sheets. OK, so I’m just guessing on that last one, but there’s only one way to find out for sure. So how about it, Autumn? My readers deserve to know.
I’ve got more Carrie Diaries hotness for you guys today. This time, it’s Lindsey Gort‘s turn to show off that booty of hers. I don’t know what’s in the water on that set, but between AnnaSophia Robb and now Lindsey, I think I might have found my new favorite show on TV to watch on mute. I’d better go set my DVR. I don’t want to miss a second of this.
Here’s my Twitter girlfriend Nikki Leigh at the premiere for “Snake & Mongoose” and proving that if any crappy movie wants to get some easy publicity, they should have her show up to their red carpet. Talk about Bam and bam! The only thing missing in these pictures is me. Nikki, I think it’s time for us to take our relationship to the next level!
Remind me to take back what I was saying about you nerds, because there was even more sci-fi sideboob at the Riddick premiere thanks to Paloma Jimenez. I’d never heard of her before, but apparently this Mexican hottie is dating Vin Diesel. And I think I get it now. You get to see hotties like Paloma and Tricia Helfer drop some impressive cleavage, and then go home with some other dude. Huh, I guess nerds and bloggers are more alike than I thought. We just play with different things in our moms’ basements.