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Audrina Patridge Topless In The Fourth Period

September 30th, 2013

Audrina Patridge

I’ve seen a lot of handbras over the years, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hockey glove bra before like the one Audrina Patridge is wearing here for some magazine called The Fourth Period. It’s not bad, but it offers way too much coverage for my liking. If they wanted to stick with the hockey theme, why not go with pucks? Or even better, a hockey net. Clearly this is why I need to go into the photoshoot consulting business.

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Canned Tuna

September 30th, 2013

Miley Cyrus Loves Molly! (Dlisted)
Tina Fey As Farrah Fawcett Is Actually Really Hot (HuffPo)

Ireland Baldwin Shows Her Under Age Cleavage (The Superficial)
Katy Perry Is Looking Good Again (Lainey Gossip)

Breaking Bad/Walking Dead Mash-Up (VIDHUNTR)
Hilary Duff In Red Hot Pants (Moe Jackson)

Miley Cyrus Trapped Liam Hemsworth With A Fake Pregnancy (IDLYITW)
Jessica Vaugn Is Smokin’ Hot (SI.com)

Nicole Scherzinger: Good To Be Back in Canada! (Just Jared)
Cameron Russell Unleashes A Lingerie Sizzle-Fest (Popoholic)

Chelsea Handler Bikini Pictures (DS nsfw)
Bad girls Bend At The Waist (The Chive)

The Worst Rihanna Picture Ever! (Fishwrapper)

Lucy Pinder Will Make It Hard For You To Stand Straight!

September 30th, 2013

I know it’s only two pictures, but these new shots of the UK’s reigning Queen of Boobs Lucy Pinder are so good, they’re worth 20 from any busty American model. At least I think that’s the going exchange rate. For some reason, I’m having a hard time concentrating right now.

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Selena Gomez Does Adidas Good

September 30th, 2013

Once again, here’s Selena Gomez putting on a great leg show in order to model sneakers for Adidas. I don’t know whose bright idea it was to put these two together, but I just don’t get it. If you ask me, it’s a complete waste of Selena’s talent. I mean, just look at this booty. You could sell guys pretty much anything with that, cars, booze, a second mortgage. So it’s time for a new marketing strategy. The first step is thinking bigger, the second is less clothing, and the third is giving me 10% of the dump trucks full of money that brings in.

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Alexa Vega Busts Out In Another Red Dress

September 30th, 2013

Alexa Vega

Once again, Alexa Vega is continuing to impress me. Here she is at the 2013 ALMA Awards showing off her amazing cleavage. So now that we know that she has a great rack, I’m curious about that Latina booty. That said, I’m requesting that some creepy Paparazzi dude follow Alexa to the gym and get a shot of her behind in yoga pants. Thanks in advance.

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Courtney Stodden In Sexy Latex

September 30th, 2013

Courtney Stodden

As you guys know, Courtney Stodden is my new favorite nobody and is probably the best dressed wannabe celebrity in Hollywood. However, no 19 year old chick should wear lip liner that is darker than her lipstick, unless she wants to look like an old mahjong playing granny. Yes, even though I’m all about chicks in sexy latex and big fake boobs, I do know my do’s and don’ts when it comes to putting it all together.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews, Fameflynet

Aarika Wolf Will Blow You Away

September 30th, 2013

Aarika Wolf

Meet our latest no-name hottie: Aarika Wolf. And no, that’s not a typo. She apparently spells Erika with three As. But despite the fact that you’d expect a chick with a name like that to do photoshoots wearing glasses with no frames and oversized t-shirts, instead I’ve got this massive collection of bikini hotness for you guys. Still, I’m thinking this girl could really go places if she changed her name. Like to, say, Aarika Tuna. Doesn’t that sound much better?

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Amanda Cerny Has Nice Handlebars

September 30th, 2013

Amanda Cerny

I have a feeling that if Amanda Cerny plays her cards right, she’s going to be very popular soon… with my help of course! So far she is on the right track by acknowledging me on Twitter. However, to really get in my good books we need to start tweeting sweet nothings and follow each other. I feel that there is a chemistry between us, she just doesn’t know it yet.

         
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Photos: Fameflynet

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

September 30th, 2013

Joanna Krupa

It’s nice to see that the Paparazzi finally used a proper lens on his camera and managed to get decent quality photos of Joanna Krupa sunbathing in her backyard. Even though, it would be much easier for him just to walk right into her home since we all know that this is yet another staged candid photo set. I don’t understand why they keep doing it, but I’m not going to complain too much because Joanna has a ridiculously tight body and I’d be an idiot to discourage her from showing it off the way she wants to.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Meet French Hottie Fanny Anselme

September 30th, 2013

Fanny Anselme

Meet French model Fanny Anselme. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to find out much about Fanny online, other than that she looks seriously good in a bikini. But I’m guessing you guys already put two and two together on that one. So otherwise, the biggest bit of trivia I’ve got for you is that Fanny’s got hazel eyes. I’m a little skeptical though, because I don’t know how anyone was able to stop looking at her body long enough to figure that one out. All I know is I haven’t managed to confirm it yet.

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Amanda Cerny Bikini Pictures Are Wickedly Hot

September 27th, 2013

Amanda Cerny

I guess all the real models got wise to the whole fake ad campaign plan, because now here’s former Playboy Playmate Amanda Cerny modeling for 138 Water. If you ask me though, this might be their hottest fake ad yet. And after all the free publicity I’ve been giving these guys, these pictures gave me a great idea. It’s time I got in on this genius “marketing” strategy by co-sponsoring an event, like a wet t-shirt contest. I’ve even got the perfect venue in mind: my bedroom. Let’s make it happen.

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Canned Tuna

September 27th, 2013

Click Here If You Like Trouble! (HuffPo)
Mmm… Yoga Pants Heaven! (The Chive)

This Is The Hottest Little Booty Ever! (The Superficial)
WTF! Miley Cyrus looking Classy And hot (Fishwrapper)

Kaley Cuoco Is The New Jennifer Love Hewitt (Dlisted)
Diane Kruger Is A Hot Piece (Lainey Gossip)

Jasmin Walia Belongs In A Swimsuit (Moe Jackson)
Ashley Benson In Sexy Leggings (DS nsfw)

Rita Ora Flaunts Abs (Just Jared)
Nikki Walton Wearing Sexy Nerd Glasses (SI.com)

Whoa, Camille Rowe Is Modeling For Victoria’s Secret! (Popoholic)
Amanda Bynes Is Too Crazy To Appear In Court (IDLYITW)

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