In case your latest copy of Ocean Drive Magazine never showed up because you didn’t know it existed, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because here’s their newest cover girl Nina Agdal doing a great photoshoot for the magazine. I’m not one to hand out free advice, but if these guys were smart, they’d go ahead and give Nina the cover every month. I bet the subscriptions would skyrocket.
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So because I never pay attention to celebrity gossip unless it involves bikinis (which happens less than you’d hope), I didn’t know who this hottie Eiza Gonzalez was before I did my research. But apparently she’s dating Miley Cyrus‘ ex and now the two of them are in some kind of dumb feud. Obviously my fake relationship with Miley goes way back, so I don’t want to pick sides. I just want these two to kiss and make up. Preferably with me watching and filming, of course.
Take a quick break from all the Halloween hotness to enjoy these pictures of Maria Menounos at something called the Oceana Partners Awards Gala — or as I like to call it, “Another excuse to drool over Maria’s amazing booty.” Yeah, I know that doesn’t fit on the invitation quite as well, but trust me, if they’d gone with that, they would’ve tripled their turnout. We’re talking lines that would make those iPhone launches look like kids’ stuff. Anyway, clearly I need to start a side business as an event planner so all these great ideas don’t go to waste.
Remember what I said earlier about Lindsay Ellingson having my favorite Halloween costume? Yeah, forget all that. Because Miley Cyrus in Lil’ Kim’s famous VMAs outfit is twenty times hotter. So sorry everybody that thought they would be all clever and dress as Miley at the VMAs this year, she’s got you beat. We might as well call this thing now.
Because my favorite photoshoots of Rihanna are always the ones that she does herself, here’s the latest bikini hotness that she posted to Instagram. I just have one question: how do I get the gig as Rihanna’s personal photographer? My new phone takes great pictures, I’m very familiar with all her earlier work, I know all her best angles, and I’m willing to travel. So call me. Please?
So I should probably say I’m sorry to Selena Gomez for saying she hasn’t been up to anything good lately. Because first we got those pictures of her at the beach in a bikini, and now here she is putting on a pretty solid leg show at one of her concerts. I know she’s wearing short shorts under that bedsheet tied around her waist, or whatever it is, but as someone who regularly works in no pants, I can safely say that Selena’s got the right idea. If only all the prudes at my local Starbucks felt the same way, I wouldn’t have gotten that lifetime ban.
Today’s extra catch consists of Kimberley Garner, Jessie J, Fearne Cotton, Sonja Kinski, Eva Longoria, Kate Gregg, Ahna O’Reilly, Nell Diamond, Salma Hayek, Chery Hines, Jessica Alba, Naomi Watts, Michael Michele, Nana Meriwether, Iveta Lukosuite, Kamaliya, Laura Wright, Donna Air, Amber Le Bon, Laura Whitmore, Cat Deeley, Monet Mazur, Zara Martin, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez.
Halloween is any blogger’s favorite time of year, since it’s just another excuse for all the celebrity hotties out there to wear “clever” costumes that usually just translates to less clothing than usual. So obviously I was excited to get these pictures of one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret models Lindsay Ellingson at the 4th annual UNICEF Masquerade Ball. As you can see, she decided to go as a hot model. Well played, Lindsay. I think this just might be my favorite costume yet.
It’s almost Halloween, which means more pictures of celebrity hotties in costumes; this time, it’s Shenae Grimes as Poison Ivy and Christina Milan as… some kind of skintight camouflage bodysuit? Sorry, I’m usually pretty good at this stuff, but I’m not quite sure what Christina’s supposed to be. It would probably help if I could see the costume from the back. Not because I’d be able to get it, but just so I could more fully enjoy it.
I’m not sure if you guys remember, but Cheryl Tweedy was supposed to be my first Hollywood Tuna ex-wife. Unfortunately, we never hooked up. I suppose our schedules conflicted or that being named Hollywood Tuna’s Baby Of the Year went to her head. Who knows, but I do know that this 2014 Calendar is going to be damn hot, judging by the preview. Enjoy
I’m pretty sure Tori Praver here is a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, which explains why she looks so good in a bikini. There’s only one thing keeping these pictures from being perfect though, and no, it’s not me being in them, nobody wants that. It’s that somebody forgot to brush the sand off Tori’s booty, and it’s obscuring the view. I thought they had people whose job it was to take care of things like that. But if not, I’d be happy to volunteer next time. My expert methods don’t involve using my hands, but trust me, they get results.