Lucy Pinder Has The Greatest Rack Ever! (Big Buzz)
ARCHIVES > November, 2013
I think everybody can agree that I’m an expert in British hotties, it was my minor in celebrity blogging school. And if you ask me, Danica Thrall here is one of the more underrated models out there. I mean, with lingerie pictures this good, there’s no way she should still be a busty British nobody. There’s only one solution: Danica needs to start dating a guy with his own website who can help get her the exposure she deserves, and make sure those amazing funbags don’t go to waste. Call me.
Knowing my readers, you were probably already passed out on the couch at this point, but Selena Gomez performed during the halftime show at the Raiders/Cowboys game yesterday. And here’s what you missed: one hell of a booty show, and a bunch of confused Texans wondering why the hell they got Selena Gomez to perform at an NFL game. I mean, I obviously approve, but I’m sure most guys were like WTF! Still, from all us perverts out there, thanks NFL! It was truly a Thanksgiving miracle.
I know that most of you are probably still waking up from your turkey hangover right now, but trust me, one look at these pictures of Miranda Kerr wearing a seriously skimpy bra for I-D and you’ll be ready to go. And by that I mean, ready to go lock yourself in your aunt’s bathroom for long enough that the entire family starts wondering if you’re okay. Anyway, I don’t know if this bra is some kind of Black Friday half-off special or what, but it definitely gets the Tuna stamp of approval. Fingers crossed, but I think we could be witnessing the future of lingerie right now. Enjoy.
There’s nothing better than a juicy post Thanksgiving Day booty stuffed in some leather/leggings combo. Once again, here’s Hilary Duff showing off her delicious tush and making a very strong case to be Hollywood Tuna’s MILF of the Year. I’m not sure when I’ll announce the winner or if I ever will, but I like keeping you guys in suspense.
South African hottie Nicole Meyer may have gotten her start as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, but as you can see, that perfect body of hers looks just as good in lingerie. (Maybe even better.) Either way though, the more I see of Nicole, the more I’m starting to like her. So just imagine how much I’ll like her once she finally sends me those nudie pictures I keep bugging her for via Twitter.
I know it’s Thanksgiving today, which means most of you are either busy trying to ignore your relatives through football, heavy drinking, or most likely both, but I want to take a moment to celebrate something we should all be thankful for this year: more no-names hotties in lingerie like Talita Correa here. Oh, and we should also be thankful for smartphones, which means you can check out these ridiculously hot pictures of Talita at the dinner table without having to sacrifice that extra helping of mashed potatoes. So enjoy, but please wait to unbutton your pants until after the meal, you sickos.
Yes, I’m doing some work on Thanksgiving, because as you all know, celebrity bloggers, like ER doctors and police officers, don’t get days off. I’m pretty sure posting pictures of celebrities in bikinis qualifies as an essential service. At least it should anyway. But I can’t complain, especially not when I’ve got pictures of my favorite MILF Hilary Duff rocking a pair of leggings. So go ahead and enjoy your feasts, I’ll be here holding down the fort in case Miley Cyrus starts twerking during the Macy’s Parade, or Kendall Jenner Instagrams any more see-through shots from the dinner table. After all, somebody’s got to do it.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Deborah Mace before this, which I find kind of hard to believe, since I thought I knew just about every bikini model out there. Anyway, turns out Deborah is from France, and if you don’t recognize her yet, you will pretty soon. Because after checking out her latest photoshoot, I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of Deborah in the future. Or at least you guys will, because I think I’m in love. So enjoy, but hands off, I saw her first!
You all know how much I love hot chicks in yoga pants, but it seems like way too often we’re seeing celebrities in leggings who apparently forgot what they were originally intended for. Yoga pants weren’t meant to be worn on a trip to Starbucks or running errands. They’re meant for what Amanda Cerny is doing here:
yoga bending over for the paparazzi. So go ahead and enjoy yoga pants as they were intended for once.
One of the original, and still the best, busty Brits of all-time Lucy Pinder is back with another ridiculously busty photoshoot for the latest issue of Nuts. And it doesn’t matter how many of these shoots I see of Lucy, I’m still blown away by her every single time. For a grumpy old blogger like myself, she reminds me why I got into this business in the first place: to spend even more time looking at pictures of hot busty chicks like Lucy without having to leave my mom’s basement. What can I say? It’s not just a job, it’s a calling.
I’ve done a couple posts on Jaclyn Swedberg now these past few months, and I’m really starting to dig the former Playboy Playmate of the Year. She’s just my type (a.k.a. busty), she looks amazing in a bikini, and unlike most of the girls I post on this site, I don’t have to beg to see the rest of her rocking body, it gets delivered straight to my Twitter feed. P.S. You’re welcome in advance for all the new followers, Jaclyn.